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Old 02-18-2010, 07:05 AM   #766
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Australian were in a bar and had just started on a new round of drinks when a fly landed in each glass of beer. The Englishman took his out on the blade of his Swiss Army knife. The Australian blew his away in a cloud of froth. The Scotsman lifted his one up carefully by the wings and held it above his glass. "Go on, spit it oot, ye wee devil" he growled.
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Old 02-18-2010, 09:39 AM   #769
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Australian were in a bar and had just started on a new round of drinks when a fly landed in each glass of beer. The Englishman took his out on the blade of his Swiss Army knife. The Australian blew his away in a cloud of froth. The Scotsman lifted his one up carefully by the wings and held it above his glass. "Go on, spit it oot, ye wee devil" he growled.


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Old 02-18-2010, 11:16 AM   #770
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Old 02-18-2010, 04:37 PM   #771
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Old 02-18-2010, 05:31 PM   #772
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Old 02-18-2010, 05:34 PM   #773
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Why are you all laughing?
Oh. I wasn't laughing at YOU, LS., honest!!

It was the picture in my mind of anyone trying to squeeze that miniscule drop out..........'snort...........
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Old 02-18-2010, 05:37 PM   #774
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Oh. I wasn't laughing at YOU, LS., honest!!

It was the picture in my mind of anyone trying to squeeze that miniscule drop out..........'snort...........
Yeah that's what I was laughing about too.

I'd be squeezing the fly too if it tried to get some of my single malt.
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Old 02-19-2010, 03:36 AM   #775
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A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn'
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
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The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'
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Old 02-19-2010, 07:15 AM   #776
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A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn'
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'
go scotty go
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Old 02-19-2010, 10:09 AM   #777
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A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
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(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'


The USA and the Soviet Union are in a childish competition. Who's bigger, who's smarter, who's faster, etc. are issues being debated constantly.
One day the US President - George Bush gets a call from NASA: "Mr. President! The Russians have landed on the Moon!"
The next day NASA calls again: "Sir! The Russians are starting to paint the Moon red!"
Bush treats the issue with little interest, NASA, the US Air Force, the Navy, the Army, the Marines are all alarmed and push Bush to do something about it.
Few days later, they assault him: "Mr.President, we have to do something, they already painted half of the Moon red!"
Bush doesn't give much attention to all the noise and fuss around him...
Another week later, the US Congress starts a meeting on the subject, accusing Bush of ignorance: "They have painted the Moon red! It's as red as the communist flag, red red red!"
Bush: "O.K. guys, take some white paint and let's write Coca-Cola on it now!"
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The USA and the Soviet Union are in a childish competition. Who's bigger, who's smarter, who's faster, etc. are issues being debated constantly.
One day the US President - George Bush gets a call from NASA: "Mr. President! The Russians have landed on the Moon!"
The next day NASA calls again: "Sir! The Russians are starting to paint the Moon red!"
Bush treats the issue with little interest, NASA, the US Air Force, the Navy, the Army, the Marines are all alarmed and push Bush to do something about it.
Few days later, they assault him: "Mr.President, we have to do something, they already painted half of the Moon red!"
Bush doesn't give much attention to all the noise and fuss around him...
Another week later, the US Congress starts a meeting on the subject, accusing Bush of ignorance: "They have painted the Moon red! It's as red as the communist flag, red red red!"
Bush: "O.K. guys, take some white paint and let's write Coca-Cola on it now!"
but are you sure it was Bush???
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Old 02-20-2010, 12:30 PM   #779
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but are you sure it was Bush???
Pretty much. The other Bush I mean, not the last President.
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Old 02-20-2010, 01:26 PM   #780
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