Seriousness How To Join Our Happy Family! - Page 4

Lady Blue · 02-11-2010, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rlparker

Hey, you're off-topic! Could we please get back to the "perky butts"?!?

I've still got mine.

montsnmags · 02-11-2010, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Blue

I've still got mine.

Me too, but I keep it on The Loved One (me? Well let's just say, or sing, "Baby got back").

Cheers,
Marc

kennyc · 02-11-2010, 06:28 PM

Is there a poll associated with this?

desertgrandma · 02-11-2010, 06:54 PM

Don't even tempt me.

"Have you got a Perky Butt" (poll)

Yes.

No

Enough for two

kennyc · 02-11-2010, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Don't even tempt me.

"Have you got a Perky Butt" (poll)

Yes.

No

Enough for two

phenomshel · 02-11-2010, 09:17 PM

Oh my.... I don't check this for a day and y'all go completely off on a tangent about perky butts!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying, and the cats are looking at me funny!

I can tell you a funny story about my butt - no, it's not X Rated. One night at work I had evidently gotten a price sticker on my rear. No one noticed, or at least no one said anything (I work with a bunch of turkeys), until Chris got there to pick me up. Of course, he noticed it immediately, plucked it off, read it and announced (loudly) "I'll have you know my wife's butt is worth CONSIDERABLY more than $5.99!" I didn't know whether to laugh or strangle him. The whole front end of the store broke up in hysterical laughter. Fortunately it was after 11 p.m. and so there weren't many of us (or customers) there. I still get asked how much my butt is worth...

desertgrandma · 02-11-2010, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by phenomshel

Chris got there to pick me up. Of course, he noticed it immediately, plucked it off, read it and announced (loudly) "I'll have you know my wife's butt is worth CONSIDERABLY more than $5.99!" I didn't know whether to laugh or strangle him. The whole front end of the store broke up in hysterical laughter. Fortunately it was after 11 p.m. and so there weren't many of us (or customers) there. I still get asked how much my butt is worth...

Well........at least it didn't say "Reduced for Clearance!"

phenomshel · 02-11-2010, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Well........at least it didn't say "Reduced for Clearance!"

Tea, meet monitor....

desertgrandma · 02-11-2010, 09:29 PM

Or
"Your dollar buys more here!!"

phenomshel · 02-11-2010, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Or
"Your dollar buys more here!!"

My monitor will never be the same....where's the Windex?

rebarnmom · 02-11-2010, 11:27 PM

My bit of advice for our new family members...

From a 'been there, done that' perspective-- Don't be overwhelmed by all of the nonsensical comments and inside jokes that fly right over your head! Believe me when I say there will be more. There's ALWAYS more! See! Right there! "Perky butts and What's yours worth?" and you heard it here first!

If that doesn't comfort you and you have a need to be 'in the know', you can spend the next month or so reading threads in the Llounge to catch yourself up on psocks, llounge llamas, squirrels, otters, the blue one next to the fish, Germany and Portugal, hijacking threads and avatars, and so on and so on and so on...

Welcome (and I do mean Welcome!) to the madness! Never a dull moment here on MobileRead! Enjoy!

Jan J · 02-11-2010, 11:33 PM

You are all such a hoot!

phenomshel · 02-11-2010, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rebarnmom

My bit of advice for our new family members...

From a 'been there, done that' perspective-- Don't be overwhelmed by all of the nonsensical comments and inside jokes that fly right over your head! Believe me when I say there will be more. There's ALWAYS more! See! Right there! "Perky butts and What's yours worth?" and you heard it here first!

~snippage~

Welcome (and I do mean Welcome!) to the madness! Never a dull moment here on MobileRead! Enjoy!

HEY!! I resemble those remarks!!

Hey sweetie, how are you doing, and when are we getting together again?

dreams · 02-12-2010, 12:18 AM

No worries...

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Originally Posted by sakura-panda

Fun thread!

I keep thinking I want to get involved around here more, but then I start reading a story, wander off and forget to come back!

Just jump right in.... and if

not just post something cute like JanJ.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jan J

You are all such a hoot!

rebarnmom · 02-12-2010, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by phenomshel

HEY!! I resemble those remarks!!

Hey sweetie, how are you doing, and when are we getting together again?

I hope soon! We need to discuss this color career test!

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