The Vent and Rant Thread

[Greg Anos]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

it'll be under water by then !



a few zcds will sort that out - plus copious bars of dark chocolate .

Not true! Only some of it.....

[devilsadvocate]

Originally Posted by Moejoe

It's called Manstruation. *apologies, I just couldn't resist the awful pun*

How would you explain the 2nd week?

[phenomshel]

Originally Posted by devilsadvocate

How would you explain the 2nd week?

It lasts longer if you're male? . Sorry babe, couldn't resist!!
*it's a good thing the house smells divine with cooking smells right now, y'all, or my smart mouth might have gotten me in trouble*.

[Moejoe]

Originally Posted by devilsadvocate

How would you explain the 2nd week?

It's obviously more important and longer lasting for us men. I mean, we're men, everything is always much tougher for us. *runs and hides*

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Is it so fricking hard to put your hazards on if you're in an accident in the middle sodding lane of a motor way (or any other actual lane and can't get your car onto the hard shoulder)? Not doing so could easily have caused the three car pile up to have turned into something a lot worse. What was amazing about that one is that all the cars' occupants had made it across one lane of motorway traffic onto the hard shoulder. And why must everyone slow down to have a look? We were stuck in a long, slow queue of traffic for what seemed like ages because people had been slowing down to look at another accident on the opposite side of the m-way.

(I still have writers block, the yeti and I seem to be getting every single virus going, but we did manage to get away for a few days )

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by devilsadvocate

(...) Or, you could look at me as proof that there are truly not enough hours in the day. In any event, I now refer to this condition as Circadian Arrhythmia.
<--looking up how to get medical research grants

finally ! my condition has a name !!!

Originally Posted by pshrynk

When I get up at 5:30 I swear because the alarm clock didn't go off.

that's my idea of hell. well, that plus shums. although that alone is getting really close to unbearable torment already.

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Right now I'm inna bad way. Every humourless, arrogant subjective opinion posing as an ethical position, or injured pride from glorified self-importance dressed up as justifiable arsehattery makes me want to chew through the posers face and into that plain cubic Lego lump of barely sentient beige jello they can only call a brain by way of giving their reflexive spinal chord something to hold up and occasionally suck as a leech on a still-warm corpse.

I've a burning urge to cut loose and spit invective until ears bleed, and if my Queen Zelda isn't back soon, well quite a few oxycodone washed down with a slow schooner of Stolli will be my lead before hitting that special Big Red Button in my UserCP marked "Adrian" and letting him off my back (or climbing, slipping, falling, falling, falling from his) to go to town on every last bit of pissedoffedness he can sink his rabid, diseased bloody teeth into, megalomania be damned and undammed.

Yay, though I walk through the shallows of the valley of the drowned woods, black dog at my heels, I will fear no harm, for Adrian is the bringer of chaos and I his necessary Mandelbrot set piece. Pawn to Joker 11ty. Check.

Yours half-spare,
The Fool

marc, believe me, i know just how you feel. how about this : i'll come back and we can go on a rampage together.

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Actually, I get sick every year around Christmas; like clockwork. Is there something psychosomatic going on, or does the season stress me more than I realize? All I know for sure is that Christmas sickens me. BAH! HUMBUG!!!

i'll drink (hot tea with lemon and honey) to that.

Originally Posted by Moejoe

It's obviously more important and longer lasting for us men. I mean, we're men, everything is always much tougher for us. *runs and hides*

hm. somehow the following video clip comes to mind...


(actually, i spent most of the week wishing someone would call me a "poor little bunny" and rub my head.)

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

... somehow the following video clip comes to mind...
...

That clip is absolutely hilarious!!!

Of course, there's no truth in it whatsoever, which is why I'm not showing it to my wife.

[Moejoe]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

f

(actually, i spent most of the week wishing someone would call me a "poor little bunny" and rub my head.)

"Poor little bunny" *rubs Zelda's head* (Okay, so it's late. That's what us men are good at -- being late )

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

That clip is absolutely hilarious!!!

Of course, there's no truth in it whatsoever, which is why I'm not showing it to my wife.

of course.

Originally Posted by Moejoe

"Poor little bunny" *rubs Zelda's head* (Okay, so it's late. That's what us men are good at -- being late )

still much appreciated. (better late than never, right ?)

[Greg Anos]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

of course.



still much appreciated. (better late than never, right ?)

"poor little bunny" - rubs Zelda's head - Tucks in a nice warm blanket - Hands a warm glass of Bleuwine - and ....

Here's a new .txt site of Canadian P.D. Raymond Chandler works....

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

"poor little bunny" - rubs Zelda's head - Tucks in a nice warm blanket - Hands a warm glass of Bleuwine - and ....

Here's a new .txt site of Canadian P.D. Raymond Chandler works....

Raymond Chandler in pd, wow, that *does* make me feel better. thanks sir !

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

"poor little bunny" - rubs Zelda's head - Tucks in a nice warm blanket - Hands a warm glass of Bleuwine - and ....

Here's a new .txt site of Canadian P.D. Raymond Chandler works....

link?

[Greg Anos]

Originally Posted by kennyc

link?

Sorry, sorry, sorry!


http://raymondchandler.bravehost.com/

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

Sorry, sorry, sorry!


http://raymondchandler.bravehost.com/

Thank you Sir Ralph or Ralph Sir!

[pshrynk]

Originally Posted by kennyc

Thank you Sir Ralph or Ralph Sir!

The full title is Sir Sir Ralph Sir Edward. Or Red.