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Old 12-10-2009, 05:23 PM   #76
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But hey --- from this thread, I'm compiling a long list of jokes that my young nephews and neices will love! Nice sophomoric humor.

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Old 12-10-2009, 09:36 PM   #77
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But hey --- from this thread, I'm compiling a long list of jokes that my young nephews and neices will love! Nice sophomoric humor.
Ahh, that explains why I don't laugh! I'm more a person for subtle humour... I adore English humour!
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Old 12-11-2009, 02:23 AM   #79
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What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!

What's the most popular Christmas wine?
'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'

Why do ghosts live in the fridge?
Because it's cool!

What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
Nice gnawing you!
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Old 12-14-2009, 08:38 AM   #80
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What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!

Where would you find chili beans?
At the north pole!

Why don't penguins fly?
Because they're not tall enough to be pilots!

What do sheep say at Christmas?
Wool-tide Bleatings!

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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Old 12-15-2009, 06:10 AM   #81
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What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
OOoh, nice one!
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Old 12-15-2009, 07:04 AM   #82
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What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.

What did the digital watch say to the analogue watch?
Look! No hands!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

What did baby corn say to mummy corn?
Where's popcorn?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:31 AM   #83
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Why don't penguins fly?
Because they're not tall enough to be pilots!
Quick! someone tell PilotBob!
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Old 12-16-2009, 04:57 AM   #84
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What do you get if you cross an archer with a gift wrapper?
Ribbon Hood

What did the snowman and his wife hang over their baby’s crib?
A Snow Mobile

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas Alpahbet has Noel

What happened to the man who shoplifted a calender at Christmas?
He got 12 months

What's an ig?
An Eskimo house without a loo
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Old 12-17-2009, 04:27 AM   #85
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What do you call Santa Clause after he’s fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle

Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
“Rude”olph

Where do Santa’s reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish

How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog.
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Old 12-17-2009, 09:20 AM   #88
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Old 12-18-2009, 09:20 AM   #89
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How did the human cannonball lose his job?
He got fired.

Why did the skeleton go to the New Year's Eve party?
He had no body to go with.

What does the word minimum mean?
A very small mother.

What's round and bad tempered?
A vicious circle.

Why don't ducks tell jokes when they're flying?
Because they would quack up.
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What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.

What do you call a snowman in the tropics?
Lost.

What happened when the shy snowgirl ditched her snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

Which cereal do healthy snowmen have for breakfast?
Frosties!

What do hungry snowmen put on their icebergers?
Chilly sauce!

What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!

What did the snowman's hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead.
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