Silliness Really BAD Christmas Jokes - Page 5

Slite · 12-10-2009, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

I think my humour bump must have been turned off... They are slighly amusing, but nothing more...

*goes back to her christmas depression*

I'll keep posting them anyhow... Hopefully one of them will kickstart your humor bump

Sweetpea · 12-10-2009, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Stella

Aww, Sweetpea, maybe seraching for the last letter could cheer you up a little?

You're kidding right, that will only push me deeper into a depression!

Hmm, maybe, if I go deep enough, we'll get snow...

Stella · 12-10-2009, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

You're kidding right, that will only push me deeper into a depression!

Hmm, maybe, if I go deep enough, we'll get snow...

If it comes to rain or snow I'd always prefer the latter letter

Sweetpea · 12-10-2009, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Stella

If it comes to rain or snow I'd always prefer the latter letter

A good 2m of snow would lift my depression within seconds!

Stella · 12-10-2009, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

A good 2m of snow would lift my depression within seconds!

Sheesh, and you would probably go snow camping, right?

kennyc · 12-10-2009, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

A good 2m of snow would lift my depression within seconds!

That would probably send me into one!

Sweetpea · 12-10-2009, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Stella

Sheesh, and you would probably go snow camping, right?

Nah, I'd stay at home and enjoy the snow with the cats and the husband! And watch the country grind to a halt!

And kennyc, the last time we had some real snow was on March 2nd, 2005. We got about 50cm then...

Slite · 12-10-2009, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Nah, I'd stay at home and enjoy the snow with the cats and the husband! And watch the country grind to a halt!

And kennyc, the last time we had some real snow was on March 2nd, 2005. We got about 50cm then...

Heck, even here we rarely get that much snow anymore. You have to go a lot further north from here to hit that much snow.

Sweetpea · 12-10-2009, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Slite

Heck, even here we rarely get that much snow anymore. You have to go a lot further north from here to hit that much snow.

Last year, we got about 0.5cm... And the year before that 0cm. And the year before that 0cm... and the year before that 0cm...

That 50cm was a fluke and very localized. When I called work I wouldn't come that day (didn't feel like digging the car out and I only had a driver's licence for 5 months anyway) they told me it wasn't so bad there (30 km away).

So, now I got everybody into a depression?

More chance for snow then!

pshrynk · 12-10-2009, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by kennyc

I gave up on that long ago....

Hope everyone is having fun.

This is where an irony mark would come in handy...

Slite · 12-10-2009, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

This is where an irony mark would come in handy...

You think?

Sweetpea · 12-10-2009, 10:10 AM

Why would you need an Iron Mask?

Oh, wait, mark.. Oh, and irony too... Did you know you misspelled Marc?

pshrynk · 12-10-2009, 10:14 AM

Yeah, he hates it when I do that.

kindlekitten · 12-10-2009, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Stella

Sheesh, and you would probably go snow camping, right?

oh I would! I was in a High Adventure Explorer Post when I was a teen. we used to snow camp all of the time! we did a 10 day winter survival camp one year it was awesome!

badgoodDeb · 12-10-2009, 04:26 PM

But hey --- from this thread, I'm compiling a long list of jokes that my young nephews and neices will love! Nice sophomoric humor.

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12-10-2009, 10:10 AM	#72
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	Why would you need an Iron Mask? Oh, wait, mark.. Oh, and irony too... Did you know you misspelled Marc?

12-10-2009, 10:14 AM	#73
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Yeah, he hates it when I do that.

12-10-2009, 04:26 PM	#75
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,550 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	But hey --- from this thread, I'm compiling a long list of jokes that my young nephews and neices will love! Nice sophomoric humor.