The Vent and Rant Thread

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

Well, now I have seen everything!

BTW, does that sex doll look like a duck to anybody else? Are dogs attracted to ducks?

aren't all animals?

[kindlekitten]

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

In reference to Gracies post about 'fixin' a certain doggie here, I just want to assure said doggie that he'll not be missing out on anything if he can convince his owners to do right by him via the following article.

Is there nothing that cannot be found on the 'net? And now that I've embarrassed myself beyond belief, I shall log off and go start the dressing.........


July 29, 2009
THERE'S A NEW SEX DOLL FOR DOGS

Don't you hate it when you have guests over and your dog embarrasses you by HUMPING THEIR LEGS? Of course you do. I mean, that's just what dogs do but it's still embarrassing.

Fortunately, a company called Pet Smiling has just come out with a new product called the Doggie Lover Doll, which is an anatomically correct SEX DOLL FOR DOGS.

According to a press release from the company, quote, "The majority of non-neutered dogs spend a good chunk of time looking for something to hump. They try pillows, furry creatures, people's legs and even other animals . . .

"[But] when a dog tries to hump legs, stuffed animals and other objects, he cannot reach [completion]. With the Doggie Lover Doll, he can.

"Humans have their hands to [molest] themselves, and now domestic animals . . . can alleviate themselves with a toy designed specifically for them. Dogs have a great sexual appetite and this novelty surely will better their lives."

that sure would have made my life a hell of a lot easier back when I was breeding Newfoundlands . nothing like having to... well you know.... this is a family forum... lets just say that sometimes you need motility tests. and sometimes you need to package the little buggers up and send them cross country.

at least there have been "aids" for horses for a long time!

Originally Posted by kennyc

aren't all animals?

if it looks like a duck...

[desertgrandma]

Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

Well, now I have seen everything!

BTW, does that sex doll look like a duck to anybody else? Are dogs attracted to ducks?

I fell sorry for you when Daffy reads this.......

[Wetdogeared]

Originally Posted by The Rand Corporation
This article analyzes a technology adoption process in which the effect of informational spillover interacts with network externalities. The interplay of informational externalities and payoff interdependency induces risk-averse and clustering behavior in the technology-adoption process. The analysis differs from the herd behavior literature in focusing on how the herd behavior of subsequent users influences the initial adoption decision. Moreover, herd behavior in this article stems from each agent's desire to inhibit the revelation of new information that can be used in a way detrimental to her, rather than from each agent's effort to free-ride on information contained in the decisions made by predecessors.

Originally Posted by wodin

Say what?

The penquin effect.

[Bilbo1967]

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

I fell sorry for you when Daffy reads this.......

I am now officially in hiding!

[DMcCunney]

Originally Posted by kindlekitten

that sure would have made my life a hell of a lot easier back when I was breeding Newfoundlands . nothing like having to... well you know.... this is a family forum... lets just say that sometimes you need motility tests. and sometimes you need to package the little buggers up and send them cross country.

at least there have been "aids" for horses for a long time!

One of the zoos (Cleveland, I think) had a male rhino that got aroused after eating monkey biscuits. Monkey biscuits are generic zoo chow, eaten by almost every animal in a zoo. Heaven only knows what was in them that got the rhino aroused. I'm sure the manufacturer was mystified. ("Our monkey biscuits make your rhino do what?" )

But rhinos are endangered, so one of the zoo keepers got tasked with masturbating the rhino and collecting the semen after it had monkey biscuits, for use in breeding programs. I thought that must have provided a novel addition to the resume of the keeper involved...
______
Dennis

[pholy]

July 29, 2009
THERE'S A NEW SEX DOLL FOR DOGS

Certainly took a while to tell us about this.

I can only wonder why...

[Moejoe]

Frank Sinatra - Songs for Swingin Lovers & Dogs

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Moejoe

Frank Sinatra - Songs for Swingin Lovers & Dogs

[kindlekitten]

Originally Posted by DMcCunney

One of the zoos (Cleveland, I think) had a male rhino that got aroused after eating monkey biscuits. Monkey biscuits are generic zoo chow, eaten by almost every animal in a zoo. Heaven only knows what was in them that got the rhino aroused. I'm sure the manufacturer was mystified. ("Our monkey biscuits make your rhino do what?" )

But rhinos are endangered, so one of the zoo keepers got tasked with masturbating the rhino and collecting the semen after it had monkey biscuits, for use in breeding programs. I thought that must have provided a novel addition to the resume of the keeper involved...
______
Dennis

ha! ok, see I was just not going to go there! but yeah! like that!

[Lady Blue]

Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

Well, now I have seen everything!

BTW, does that sex doll look like a duck to anybody else? Are dogs attracted to ducks?

Originally Posted by kennyc

aren't all animals?

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

I fell sorry for you when Daffy reads this.......

Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

I am now officially in hiding!

I think you're safe for tonight. Daffy is herself in hiding from those who would be making a Turduken for their Thanksgiving meal.

But come tomorrow . . . you better, uh, DUCK.

[Slite]

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

In reference to Gracies post about 'fixin' a certain doggie here, I just want to assure said doggie that he'll not be missing out on anything if he can convince his owners to do right by him via the following article.

Is there nothing that cannot be found on the 'net? And now that I've embarrassed myself beyond belief, I shall log off and go start the dressing.........


July 29, 2009
THERE'S A NEW SEX DOLL FOR DOGS

Don't you hate it when you have guests over and your dog embarrasses you by HUMPING THEIR LEGS? Of course you do. I mean, that's just what dogs do but it's still embarrassing.

Fortunately, a company called Pet Smiling has just come out with a new product called the Doggie Lover Doll, which is an anatomically correct SEX DOLL FOR DOGS.

According to a press release from the company, quote, "The majority of non-neutered dogs spend a good chunk of time looking for something to hump. They try pillows, furry creatures, people's legs and even other animals . . .

"[But] when a dog tries to hump legs, stuffed animals and other objects, he cannot reach [completion]. With the Doggie Lover Doll, he can.

"Humans have their hands to [molest] themselves, and now domestic animals . . . can alleviate themselves with a toy designed specifically for them. Dogs have a great sexual appetite and this novelty surely will better their lives."

That... is just WRONG, in so many, many ways!

Do they come in different sizes? The one in the picture doesnt look like it would work for our goggies

[GraceKrispy]

Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

Well, now I have seen everything!

BTW, does that sex doll look like a duck to anybody else? Are dogs attracted to ducks?

I thought the same!! itʻs a duck, itʻs a duck! actually, I thought it was an albino platypus. Theyʻre super sexy.

Originally Posted by Bilbo1967

Errrm...how often would you need to empty it? And who would volunteer for that job?

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

The penquin effect.

[Slite]

Fark! Frak! Fark!

Woke up this morning and on of our residual current devices had popped, and YAY! it's the one that is regulating the heater, cooler and fridge.

And the damn thing will NOT stay activated as long as the circuitbreakers for said units are on. So, the only thing that is working at home is the stove.

And wifey just called from home and said that the guys who was around about two weeks ago and did some work on the heater and most likely caused this will not be able to get their asses over to our place until 2 this afternoon (In 6 hours)

I HATE things like this!

[GeoffC]

duck , sex doll - where am i now !!!!!

checks URL


yes, mobileread.com/forums ..... mmmmmm


duck, sex doll - now haven't I read something that links those two - yes the "happy hooker" (sorry boss, i just browsed through it whilst waiting at a dentists surgery )