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Old 10-10-2009, 11:35 AM   #316
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Howard Hughes checked himself in the mirror. He had on all the needed clothes to go outside. He had started checking checking checking that once when he had had the thought that he might not be wearing his pants. Fly zipped. Hat? Where's the hat? On my head.

He forced himself away from the mirror and to the door of his hotel room. In the corridor, there were two socks, one of which had a safety pin on the cuff. They seemed to be looking at him expectantly. He surrepticiously checked that he had on socks. Yes. And shoes. That were tied.

"Why are those socks looking at me? And how are they looking at me?"

The safety pin sock laid there as if to say, you can always use a spare pair of socks, can't you? Just in case?

Hughes picked up the socks and absently put them in his pocket. Descending the stairs, he counted them. Twenty. Which was different that the eighteen he'd counted on the way up. He went back up. Eighteen. Good. That matched. He went down. Twenty. He went back up. Eighteen. Back down. Twenty one. He started to sweat.

In his pocket the socks seemed to say to one another, this could take all day. Are you sure the script calls for him? I'm pretty sure. Why don't you look in your script? I seem to have lost it.

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Old 10-10-2009, 11:41 AM   #317
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Hughes picked up the socks and absently put them in his pocket. Descending the stairs, he counted them. Twenty. Which was different that the eighteen he'd counted on the way up. He went back up. Eighteen. Good. That matched. He went down. Twenty. He went back up. Eighteen. Back down. Twenty one. He started to sweat.
would these happen to be m.c. montsnmags' stairs ? and is he related, by any chance, to that other famous m.c., escher ? i've been wondering about that for a while now.

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sheesh, i think their lifetime record for holding onto a script is about 15 minutes (possibly, 15 minutes total, speaking cumulatively). i really don't know how they do it.
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:24 PM   #318
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Those socks are going to be the end of us one day, I'm just sure of it.
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:29 PM   #319
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Those socks are going to be the end of us one day, I'm just sure of it.
One day you will lift your little doggie leg in the vicinity of a live electric cable. That might cause trouble. But the socks are lovely.
(Have you read RSE's latest saga in the Writers' thread? You're held captive in a brewery.)
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:33 PM   #320
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(Have you read RSE's latest saga in the Writers' thread? You're held captive in a brewery.)
I am? Oh, god! I hope it's not a Pearl brewery!!
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:40 PM   #322
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(red will probably say it serves him right, after his behaviour at their last meeting. )
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not only are they lovely, but they usually end up saving the day ! you canine heretic, you...
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:42 PM   #324
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Old 10-11-2009, 08:35 PM   #325
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would these happen to be m.c. montsnmags' stairs ?
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What's the "m.c." stand for?
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What's the "m.c." stand for?
Maurits Cornelis, according to wikipedia. (but you would know. wouldn't you ?)

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Maurits Cornelis, according to wikipedia. (but you would know. wouldn't you ?)
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Sorry, I meant the "m.c. montsnmags" bit. I thought I had missed something (eg. "Medical Consultant", "Mendicant Cutpurse", "Marc Christopher").
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Sorry, I meant the "m.c. montsnmags" bit.
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...seriously ??? (i knew it ! it is you !! ...heu, *was* you !! whatever !!!! those are your stairs !!)
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Seriously.
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