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Old 09-30-2009, 07:56 AM   #151
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That's fairly easy to do, too! Just load it up with a lot of feminine hygiene products and he'll never stick his hands in there again. I think they're afraid their testosterone levels start decreasing when they get closer to the things. Kind of like kryptonite to Superman.
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:00 AM   #152
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I think it's the same mechanism that kicks on in you persons of the girly persuasion whenever a guy farts, burps, picks his nose or shuffle around in his underwear all day
Nah! We're just above all that stuff and think you guys are gross. It has absolutely no impact on our estrogen levels. However, watch a woman put a box of tampons in a grocery cart and you'll see the man pushing it recoil in fear and back up ten paces.
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:02 AM   #153
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However, watch a woman put a box of tampons in a grocery cart and you'll see the man pushing it recoil in fear and back up ten paces.
That sounds like a scientific study worth doing!

How many random men's trolleys should I put tampons in before
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b) I get kicked out of the store and given a restraining order?
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That sounds like a scientific study worth doing!

How many random men's trolleys should I put tampons in before
a) I have enough data top prove Kaz's point and
b) I get kicked out of the store and given a restraining order?


You people (women) are just sick! And scary!
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:10 AM   #155
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That sounds like a scientific study worth doing!

How many random men's trolleys should I put tampons in before
a) I have enough data top prove Kaz's point and
b) I get kicked out of the store and given a restraining order?
I think we should try it. You do it on your side of the pond and I'll do it on mine to see if the theory holds no matter the continent!

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You people (women) are just sick! And scary!
Be afraid. . .be VERY afraid!!
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:20 AM   #156
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:24 AM   #157
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I think we should try it. You do it on your side of the pond and I'll do it on mine to see if the theory holds no matter the continent!
Next time I'm in the supermarket

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Old 09-30-2009, 09:19 AM   #158
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Frankly, I'm shocked that some mod hasn't come by and slapped your hands for use the "t" word. There oughta be rules in civilized society!
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Old 09-30-2009, 09:32 AM   #159
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Frankly, I'm shocked that some mod hasn't come by and slapped your hands for use the "t" word. There oughta be rules in civilized society!
I know, but trolley is so much easier to type than push-along-basket-on-screeching-wheels-all-four-of-which-want-to-go-in-5-different-directions-simultaneously...
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(i really did lol)
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Doggone it, Am!! The darn Karma police are at it again and won't let me give you any more Karma even though you greatly deserve it.

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Old 09-30-2009, 02:55 PM   #162
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Doggone it, Am!! The darn Karma police are at it again and won't let me give you any more Karma even though you greatly deserve it.

Thank you both!
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That's fairly easy to do, too! Just load it up with a lot of feminine hygiene products and he'll never stick his hands in there again. I think they're afraid their testosterone levels start decreasing when they get closer to the things. Kind of like kryptonite to Superman.
Sadly (or not so sadly, really, in the long run) this doesn't work on hubby. He can actually go to the shops and buy the RIGHT menstruation-soaker-upper-appliance required. Brand, type, size, everything. Of course, he's a freak of nurture...
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Sadly (or not so sadly, really, in the long run) this doesn't work on hubby. He can actually go to the shops and buy the RIGHT menstruation-soaker-upper-appliance required. Brand, type, size, everything. Of course, he's a freak of nurture...
Cane Toads...fill it with Cane Toads.

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Not a bad idea! Would give me something to throw at the fellow-commuters who irritate me, too...
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