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Old 08-17-2009, 09:27 AM   #1006
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I wish I could get rid of this bronchitis or whatever the hell it is.

granted : but you know have to wipe up all that gunge off of the windows and next time use a tissue !

i wish : for peace, tranquility and lots of money for everybody ....
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Old 08-18-2009, 07:43 AM   #1007
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granted : but you know have to wipe up all that gunge off of the windows and next time use a tissue !

i wish : for peace, tranquility and lots of money for everybody ....
Granted, peace, tranquility and lots of money for everyone but you. And since you are now a poor, unruly and violent guy, everyone else pool their money together to blast you off into space!

I wish I could have some B&J Cookie Dough Icecream!
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Old 08-18-2009, 07:52 AM   #1008
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Granted, peace, tranquility and lots of money for everyone but you. And since you are now a poor, unruly and violent guy, everyone else pool their money together to blast you off into space!

I wish I could have some B&J Cookie Dough Icecream!
Granted. For us talking dogs, we can have B&J Cookie Dough Icecream everyday as well as chocolate, bacon, doughnuts, etc. What? You say you really AREN'T a talking dog? You're just FAKING IT?!?! Sorry. Can't have any now or ever again.

I wish I could find just a little (okay, a lot) more energy to get my butt out of this chair and head to work with a smile on my face.
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Old 08-18-2009, 09:42 AM   #1009
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I wish I could find just a little (okay, a lot) more energy to get my butt out of this chair and head to work with a smile on my face.
Granted: You get to work with a huge smile on your face, but you find that you can't sit down.

I wish I could have a lie in without the kids waking me up!
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Old 08-18-2009, 09:46 AM   #1010
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Granted: You get to work with a huge smile on your face, but you find that you can't sit down.

I wish I could have a lie in without the kids waking me up!
Granted. They are Veeerrrry quiet!

I wish that it was the weekend and I was sailing.
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Old 08-18-2009, 10:03 AM   #1011
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Granted. They are Veeerrrry quiet!

I wish that it was the weekend and I was sailing.
Granted, but your sails rip and you are required to wear the Deluxe Silver Abba Costume to catch the wind, with the requisite life jacket.
I wish I had more coffee.
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Old 08-18-2009, 10:05 AM   #1012
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Granted, but your sails rip and you are required to wear the Deluxe Silver Abba Costume to catch the wind, with the requisite life jacket.
I wish I had more coffee.
Granted, with a solid *KER-THWUNK* 2 tons of coffee beans are dropped on your house from orbit.

I wish it would stop raining since before I have to leave work in an hour.
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Old 08-18-2009, 10:09 AM   #1013
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Granted, with a solid *KER-THWUNK* 2 tons of coffee beans are dropped on your house from orbit.

I wish it would stop raining since before I have to leave work in an hour.
Granted - it stops raining, but starts again as soon as you leave.

I wish to be back home - Antarctica is too freaking cold.
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Old 08-18-2009, 10:10 AM   #1014
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Granted - it stops raining, but starts again as soon as you leave.

I wish to be back home - Antarctica is too freaking cold.
Granted, to bad your home was moved to the Arctic during your absence.

I wish I hadn't forgotten my umbrella this morning since the rain wont stop.
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Old 08-18-2009, 11:28 AM   #1015
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I wish I hadn't forgotten my umbrella this morning since the rain wont stop.
If you had brought your umbrella it would not have rained.

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(was I supposed to start this post with "granted"?)
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Old 08-18-2009, 11:54 AM   #1016
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(was I supposed to start this post with "granted"?)
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Old 08-19-2009, 10:18 AM   #1017
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Granted, peace, tranquility and lots of money for everyone but you. And since you are now a poor, unruly and violent guy, everyone else pool their money together to blast you off into space!

I wish I could have some B&J Cookie Dough Icecream!

Eh ! WHAT ! - OUCH - no more choccie fer thee .....

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I wish : It was everyday today ....
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I wish I was healthier
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Old 08-19-2009, 10:43 AM   #1019
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Granted: your health and temper is now so brilliant that you work all day and night, non stop for the next 3 years and generously without pay .....


I wish someone would swat this fly ...
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Granted: your health and temper is now so brilliant that you work all day and night, non stop for the next 3 years and generously without pay .....


I wish someone would swat this fly ...
Granted, I swat the fly for you and leave. Too bad all of his relatives shows up for the funeral.

I wish it was pizza for dinner tonight.
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