08-10-2009, 04:47 PM | #31 | |
When's Doughnut Day?
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"Several items are banned in Molossia, including firearms, incandescent light bulbs, catfish, onions, walruses and anything from Texas, except Kelly Clarkson." |
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08-10-2009, 04:58 PM | #32 |
Hi There!
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Double Springs, Alabama, secedes from the Union every year. It's a weekend of lawless fun for kids of all ages!
Mostly it is eating, shopping, and drinking. |
08-10-2009, 05:12 PM | #33 |
Holy S**T!!!
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08-10-2009, 06:55 PM | #34 | |
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08-10-2009, 06:56 PM | #35 | |
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08-10-2009, 07:02 PM | #36 | |
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Just remember that if ya'll secede I'll be swimming the river south to join you. So hold you fire damn it, and I mean rat now. |
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08-11-2009, 01:31 AM | #37 | ||
It's Dr. Penguin now!
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08-11-2009, 02:45 AM | #38 |
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Have you heard the joke about a Texan and a German farmer talking over a beer? The Texan says: "When I jump into my pickup truck it takes me a whole day of driving to get from one end of my property to the other!". The German farmer replies: "I had a car like that once!"
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08-11-2009, 07:41 AM | #39 | |
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08-11-2009, 02:15 PM | #40 |
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the key to understanding texans is to ignore 99% of what they say since they don't believe it either, the rest is the bs that they believe to be true
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08-11-2009, 04:55 PM | #41 |
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Texas Etiquette:
Never ask a person if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll let you know soon enough. If he isn't, you don't want to embarrass him. You know, if Texans were so obnoxious and bothersome, you'd think the rest of the US would be glad to see us go. Yet many of them seem to blow a fuse at the idea of getting rid of Texas. I wonder why? |
08-11-2009, 05:45 PM | #42 |
When's Doughnut Day?
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Don't try telling a Texan the joke about "I knew a couple that was married so long they were on their second bottle of Tabasco." They'll just politely look at you like you were from another planet.
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08-11-2009, 09:16 PM | #43 | |
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(Joke hint - For every 3 pounds of meat (1 1/2 Kilos), I use half a cup of chili powder in my chili recipe...) |
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08-11-2009, 11:48 PM | #44 |
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No, no, you've ALL got it wrong. You don't UNDERSTAND Texans...you just love us the way we are!!!!!
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08-12-2009, 12:16 AM | #45 |
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oh. haha. nice one there. saying 'Hi' to all the Texans out here!
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