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Old 08-09-2009, 09:03 AM   #991
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Granted. It may only be granted in Universe X. (You'll need to make your own travel plans)

I wish this thread to be properly resurrected... with bolts of lightning!

granted ..... and the internet failed massively (again)....

I wish that Summer would start all over again ....
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Old 08-09-2009, 12:34 PM   #992
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GRANTED. Welcome to the little town of Groundhog, where summer will start for you again. And again. And again. Till the end of time. And in case you were hoping you might escape by stealing a moment of happiness with your true love, oh, what's that? Bill Murray has run off with here. You're here forever, friend.

GRANTED. Welcome to the little town of...


I wish for total control of the consequences of this wish.
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Old 08-09-2009, 12:51 PM   #993
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I wish for total control of the consequences of this wish.
Granted. What you don't get, of course, is total control of the consequences of the consequences of this wish. Pitchforks at dawn, anyone?

I wish this afternoon wasn't so humid
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Granted. What you don't get, of course, is total control of the consequences of the consequences of this wish. Pitchforks at dawn, anyone?

I wish this afternoon wasn't so humid
Granted. But it gets in fact too dry and you are out of water.

I wish this place would clean itself up.
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:03 PM   #995
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I wish this place would clean itself up.
Granted. After a while, it becomes self aware, and starts to clean up everything it considers to be mess. Clothes, furniture, people. Oddly enough, the cats, cat food and litter trays aren't touched...

I wish my shower would automatically adjust the temperature of the water to exactly what I want it to be at any given moment during a shower.
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I wish my shower would automatically adjust the temperature of the water to exactly what I want it to be at any given moment during a shower.
Granted. Your shower starts to read your subconscious to regulate the temperature of the water. If only you could train yourself to wish a nice temperature and not think of ice or the desert during the shower...

I wish my umts-connection would turn into a well-funtionining, always-on, fast broadband..
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Old 08-10-2009, 09:39 PM   #997
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Granted. Your shower starts to read your subconscious to regulate the temperature of the water. If only you could train yourself to wish a nice temperature and not think of ice or the desert during the shower...

I wish my umts-connection would turn into a well-funtionining, always-on, fast broadband..
Granted. However service is no longer available in your area.


I wish for it to be two seconds ago.
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Old 08-10-2009, 09:52 PM   #998
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Granted. However service is no longer available in your area.


I wish for it to be two seconds ago.
Granted..

I wish my Windows Vista PC would grant access to my Windows XP netbook.
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Old 08-10-2009, 10:31 PM   #999
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Granted..

I wish my Windows Vista PC would grant access to my Windows XP netbook.
Granted. Your Windows Vista PC grants "access" to your Windows XP netbook, and pretty soon they're happily married and you are surrounded by a whole lot of bouncing baby BSOD-devices running Windows Me.

I wish I could get rid of this cold.

Cheers,
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Granted. Your Windows Vista PC grants "access" to your Windows XP netbook, and pretty soon they're happily married and you are surrounded by a whole lot of bouncing baby BSOD-devices running Windows Me.

I wish I could get rid of this cold.

Cheers,
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Granted. But relatives are coming back, and this time they stay for a whole month!

I wish I could be in Paris right now, and for a whole week.
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:01 PM   #1001
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Granted. You are in Paris... and the year is 1794. Due to a series of increasingly improbable coincidences, you also look exactly like Maximilien Robespierre. Don't worry, though- you'll definitely be in Paris for the whole week. You just might not have a head for some of that time.


I wish to storm the castle, rescue the princess, slay the Dragon and teach that Mario a lesson.
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Old 08-16-2009, 05:40 PM   #1002
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I wish to storm the castle, rescue the princess, slay the Dragon and teach that Mario a lesson.
Granted. But you mixed some of this up so you slayed the princess, rescued Mario and taught the dragon how to read backwards.

I wish for no mosquitos or other bugging, annoying or stabbing and biting animals this night.
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Old 08-17-2009, 09:20 AM   #1003
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Granted. You have just been transported to Antarctica. Did we mention that you forgot your long underwear? And your pants?

I wish I didn't have to work this week.
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I wish I didn't have to work this week.

Sorry, not granted - some doubt as to whether you work or play....

I wish: for the $300.00 to be paid into my offshore account, with interest....
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I wish I didn't have to work this week.
Granted. You don't have to work this week. Wow, that was an easy one.

I wish I could get rid of this bronchitis or whatever the hell it is.
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