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yvanleterrible · 08-06-2009, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by columbus

I was in the pub (bar) yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to pass wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me... then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

The infamous iFart2...

Sweetpea · 08-06-2009, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by columbus

I was in the pub (bar) yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to pass wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me... then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

You should go to an epub if you listen to your own music!

Second, what did you do when you found out?

Verencat · 08-06-2009, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by columbus

I was in the pub (bar) yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to pass wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my beer and noticed that everybody was staring at me... then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

We are on the same e-mail list, I got that yesterday...

We are closer than I imagined!

Got this one too: shoes appropriate for the ongoing "summer"

columbus · 08-07-2009, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verencat

We are on the same e-mail list, I got that yesterday...

We are closer than I imagined!

Got this one too: shoes appropriate for the ongoing "summer"

Heh, Heh you found me out

Lists (trees) have lots of branches!

I've not had the - shoes appropriate for the ongoing "summer" - care to post it here?

Verencat · 08-07-2009, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by columbus

Heh, Heh you found me out

Lists (trees) have lots of branches!

I've not had the - shoes appropriate for the ongoing "summer" - care to post it here?

I posted it yesterday and it worked then... let me try something else:

columbus · 08-07-2009, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verencat

I posted it yesterday and it worked then... let me try something else:

Sorry I assumed it was going to be a text based joke

RWood · 08-07-2009, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

The infamous iFart2...

Now that was better than the original joke!

yvanleterrible · 08-07-2009, 12:12 PM

Thank you Wood! I thought there for a moment that my standards were too low for the site.

I have a question. How do you clean the insides of your computer screen?

Click here to know. (It's just SO-O-O-O accuteling)

Lady Blue · 08-07-2009, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Thank you Wood! I thought there for a moment that my standards were too low for the site.

I have a question. How do you clean the insides of your computer screen?

Click here to know. (It's just SO-O-O-O accuteling)

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RWood · 08-07-2009, 12:41 PM

As H. L. Mencken once said, "Nobody ever went broke underestimating human stupidity."

Nate the great · 08-08-2009, 02:04 PM

If you like IcanHazCheesburger, then you'll love:

graphjam.com

desertgrandma · 08-08-2009, 03:00 PM

Especially for PilotBob

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

Wonder no more!!!

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird, which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life,

as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and

social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks,

until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then they kick him in the ice hole.

columbus · 08-08-2009, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Especially for PilotBob

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

Wonder no more!!!

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird, which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life,

as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and

social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks,

until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then they kick him in the ice hole.

Groan

RWood · 08-11-2009, 12:16 AM

Then there is the story of the guy that was waiting for the Kindle software upgrade to turn his Kindle 2 into a Kindle DX.

Over · 08-11-2009, 04:36 AM

Three priests were talking about what they do with the church's donations.

- In my church, I draw a circle in the ground and the throw the money in the air. What falls in the circle is for God, what falls outside is mine.

- I do something similar, but instead of a circle, I draw a line!

- Nah, I do it more simple. I throw the money into the air. What God grabs, it's for Him, what falls in the ground, is mine.

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08-07-2009, 12:12 PM	#398
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Thank you Wood! I thought there for a moment that my standards were too low for the site. I have a question. How do you clean the insides of your computer screen? Click here to know. (It's just SO-O-O-O accuteling)

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RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	As H. L. Mencken once said, "Nobody ever went broke underestimating human stupidity."

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08-08-2009, 03:00 PM	#402
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	Especially for PilotBob Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go? Wonder no more!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird, which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow." Then they kick him in the ice hole.

08-11-2009, 12:16 AM	#404
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	Then there is the story of the guy that was waiting for the Kindle software upgrade to turn his Kindle 2 into a Kindle DX.

08-11-2009, 04:36 AM	#405
Over Wizard Posts: 1,462 Karma: 6061516 Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cascais, Portugal Device: Kindle PW, Samsung Galaxy Note Pro 12.2", OnePlus 6	Three priests were talking about what they do with the church's donations. - In my church, I draw a circle in the ground and the throw the money in the air. What falls in the circle is for God, what falls outside is mine. - I do something similar, but instead of a circle, I draw a line! - Nah, I do it more simple. I throw the money into the air. What God grabs, it's for Him, what falls in the ground, is mine.