Silliness Marc is missing!!!!!! - Page 22

yvanleterrible · 07-18-2009, 11:55 AM

The second can not survive Noosa Head weather.

montsnmags · 07-26-2009, 11:42 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO! [WHOMP!]Ou j'ai eu un flash

Marc [picking self up]: Ew...smells funky.

[In the corner, casually using a small dog as a stool...a gibbon]

Adrian: I'm done here, monkey-boy.

Marc: Oh...it's you. What are you doin' here?

Adrian: Passing through...quite literally. My brane shrinks; yours grows.

Marc: Let me ride through wild open country that I love; don't fence me in!

Adrian: Yes...quite. Here in the...crotch of the trousers, there may be some...interference.

Marc: Oy! Ellipses are my thing. Besides, why are you so remarkably loquacious?

Adrian: Forum software. No emoticon for banana-forehead-TOINK!ing. You do like to parse minutiae, yes?

Marc: Feelin' HOT HOT HOT!

Adrian: Yes...quite.

Marc: So, what FEELINHOTHOTHOT now?

Adrian: Me and the dog go back to being invisible. Cute pooch. Comfortable.

Marc: Umm...no. No, I can't...allow that.

[Eleventy-million PNS drop from the floor...roof...walls...whatever; stare at Marc; swing to stare at Adrian; stare at VR underneath Adrian, point their Higgs Bosonic Rifles at VR, fire simultaneously in a flash of zorange, say "Giggle" and un-fall as quickly as they left...err, arrived. Adrian picks himself up from suspiciously yellow liquid residue left where VR used to be]

Adrian: Necessary?

Marc: PNS? You know better than to assume control or reason. They do what they do.

Adrian: VR?

Marc: They like VR. Probably a curse, really. Right about now he's shooting out of the left trouser leg quicker and slicker than a turd from a sewer-tube. He will probably need a bath.

Adrian: Giggle. That'll please him.

Marc: What happens now?

Adrian: You pressed the Visible Friend button on your UserCP. Everything returns to "Normal". Giggle

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then chatterchatterchatterGigglechatterchatterchatter as a naked-but-for-sporran LazyScot runs through chased by some gleeful PNS]

Marc: Should we stop torturing that guy?

Adrian: Remember..."Normal". So...no.

Marc: Good

...

Marc: And...you?

Adrian: I'll still be here. Less talkative. More banana-projectilive ("banana" if you're lucky)

Marc: Do I want to go? It was...nice...in the backseat.

Adrian: No, you don't want to. But don't confuse reality for MR, or vice versa - "choice" is, like me, merely an imaginary friend. It's time to go back. Build a bridge. Get over it. Blow it the fark up to kingdom come. Move on. Re-stock the armoury. Look for more things splodey. Or maybe that's just me.

Marc: I'm scared

Adrian: [TOINK!] And there's plenty more bananas (if you're lucky) where that came from...

Marc [rubs forehead]: I s'pose. ~sigh~

[A dialogue box hovers between them: You have pressed "Visible Friend". Press "Save settings" to continue. [PRESS] Are you sure? Press "Ahuh!" to continue]

Adrian: Go on. You knows you wants it. It'z in ur beanie, wearin' ur monkeyface

Marc [Presses "Ahuh!"]: Giggle

[From the peanut-butter-bleeding walls a chorus of Angels start singin' 'bout the makin's of a master blaster jammin'. A tide of Solid Gold Disco Dancin' PNS rolls in synchro-dancing the Froogue overseen by a rising, full keith-moon. Nancy Sinatra walks through, clearin' the tide aboard some boots that were made for it.]

Adrian: See ya. Oh, by the bye, things happened while you were gone

Marc [dissolving into a crude paste that trickles towards the floor drain]: What things?

Adrian: Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo! Le pied dans le plat!

Marc: Issss...thaaaaat...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....lyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyriiiiiccc?????

Adrian: Ca plane pour moi!

Marc: Oh...right...then I guess....this is probably the point where I...

[the last splodge of Marc rolls towards the drain. His right eyeball, bigger than the other, caught in the grate. Looking up, it sees Nancy looking down. "Are you ready, boots?". As the man said to the dog, "Heel!", and one of these days, this one, in fact, that boot was walkin' all over you...[STOMP!]]

Marc: ...go...AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [WHOMP!] I am the king of the divan!

I'm back, baby!

Ew, what smells. Ew, VR, you look like you need a bath. And Pshrynk, my friend, just what are you doing with those electrodes? And what's all that static coming off WDE? And what are those pictures of robots and snowman and so on doing up there? And why are you all looking at me like that?

So, did I miss anything?

Urz, in ur beanie,
Marc (Limee, ruinee, videe, comblee [or something])

pshrynk · 07-27-2009, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

So, did I miss anything?

Not much. Zany Carter?

zelda_pinwheel · 07-27-2009, 09:18 AM

hey, marc ! good to see you again ! it's about time. the bananas were getting pretty thick underfoot around here. we missed you !

montsnmags · 07-27-2009, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Not much. Zany Carter?

Hey, that's my line! And, yes, please!

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

hey, marc ! good to see you again ! it's about time. the bananas were getting pretty thick underfoot around here. we missed you !

...but, of course, you've had time to reload.

...but, of course, yes, thank-you, I'm back. Whole, if perhaps the usual few feathers short of a whole duck.

pshrynk · 07-27-2009, 09:46 AM

Smack!

They never learn...

RWood · 07-27-2009, 09:51 AM

At least Marc did not do the "Hide, hide! A cow's outside." joke again.

zelda_pinwheel · 07-27-2009, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Smack!

They never learn...

lucky for us.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWood

At least Marc did not do the "Hide, hide! A cow's outside." joke again.

oh wow, that is a terrible joke !

(so i love it, of course

)

montsnmags · 07-27-2009, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Smack!

They never learn...

[Picks self off floor in a pleasant daze] Ahh, it feels good to be home.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWood

At least Marc did not do the "Hide, hide! A cow's outside." joke again.

No, but he now will do at an earlier party so that he has an "again" to do it with in future.

Cheers,
Marc (It's an oldie, but I haven't heard it, so it's new to me)

badgoodDeb · 07-27-2009, 02:50 PM

Ahh yes. This sounds like the real Marc, sure enough! Glad to have you back!

And you front. And you sides .... you can keep the insides inside, though. Thx.

vivaldirules · 07-27-2009, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Ahh yes. This sounds like the real Marc, sure enough! Glad to have you back!

And you front. And you sides .... you can keep the insides inside, though. Thx.

Yes. PLEASE!

RWood · 07-27-2009, 08:31 PM

OK, someone or something that resembles Marc is back; but, what is still missing? Is he all there?

badgoodDeb seems to think all the physical parts are there. (Her call, I don't want to know more.)

I am not so sure about the mental and moral aspects. Has he thrown a party? No! Has he tried to corrupt someone with a ZC or a ZCD? Again, No! This is not the Marc I remember.

Did anyone see a pea pod around when he re-emerged?

montsnmags · 07-28-2009, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Ahh yes. This sounds like the real Marc, sure enough! Glad to have you back!

And you front. And you sides .... you can keep the insides inside, though. Thx.

You know that trick where people turn their eyelids inside out? I can do that with my whole body, but, hey, who am I to reject requests from the audience. You'll have to talk to NatCh about his spleen though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWood

OK, someone or something that resembles Marc is back; but, what is still missing? Is he all there?

Yes, I ask myself that question quite often.

Quote:

badgoodDeb seems to think all the physical parts are there. (Her call, I don't want to know more.)

[Stops windmilling googly bits and tucks them back in pants] Oh, sorry, just trying to help.

Quote:

I am not so sure about the mental and moral aspects.

"Moral aspects". I assume you're looking for the "negative space" aspects of the notion. I'm totally mental, so got you covered there.

Quote:

Has he thrown a party?
...

No, but I can. I'll throw it out the window - that's how they usually get started. Defenestrate to initiate! All systems are go! Let's get this thing retrochronned!

[Goes to UserCP, enters the Customise Reality section (you've all got that one, right?), and pushes all levers to eleventy, winds up the quadraphonidial to "FARK!", and sets the Rainmaker switch to "It's raining ZCD". Energy turbines in the sub-sub-sub-basement of Chateau Pompette wind-up and chase their bound demons down Hell's treadmill, and a tectonic hum starts shaking the roots of this humble abode. The kitchen furnace roars; the plasma-sprites light-up and leap from the picture rails; the pool begins to steam; the spirits fade in and begin to chatter and giggle; the undead staff silently attend to their duties and waiting; the lawn begins to spark and dance with the first transported arrivals; the music of the spheres rolls in like the last tide; and the kraken awakes...]

HOLD ON TIGHT, FOLKS. IT'S SHOWTIME!

Cheers,
Your loving and trustworthy MC,
Marc (Can I get you a drink?)
(PS. RULE #1: DON'T FRAK WITH THE FAIRY!)

Dylrob · 07-28-2009, 01:17 AM

"Good, the parasite has weakened its grip. Now to dispose of the host while they are both venerable!"

Oh, did I just say that out loud?

montsnmags · 07-28-2009, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

"Good, the parasite has weakened its grip. Now to dispose of the host while they are both venerable!"

Oh, did I just say that out loud?

No parasite; no host - it's a symbiotic, neurotically introverted, paranoid and externally (only superficially "inadvertently") violently defensive and aggressive lifeform with no sense of appropriate scale to its reactions, and proclivities that include self-surgical enhancement involving multiple, retractable, high-energy, quantum-sharpened, dark-matter weaponry, not to mention the always-carried, fully-charged, star-buster, Higgs Bosonic Cannon flung over its shoulder.

It is, however, quite "venerable"...so feel free to venerate, perhaps before the kitchen furnance attendants start rewriting the menu ("Yet from those flames no light, but rather darkness visible").

Can I get you a drink, weasel-boy?

Yours aboard the Legion,
Marc

07-26-2009, 11:42 PM	#317
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH OOO-OOO-OOO-OOO! [WHOMP!]Ou j'ai eu un flash Marc [picking self up]: Ew...smells funky. [In the corner, casually using a small dog as a stool...a gibbon] Adrian: I'm done here, monkey-boy. Marc: Oh...it's you. What are you doin' here? Adrian: Passing through...quite literally. My brane shrinks; yours grows. Marc: Let me ride through wild open country that I love; don't fence me in! Adrian: Yes...quite. Here in the...crotch of the trousers, there may be some...interference. Marc: Oy! Ellipses are my thing. Besides, why are you so remarkably loquacious? Adrian: Forum software. No emoticon for banana-forehead-TOINK!ing. You do like to parse minutiae, yes? Marc: Feelin' HOT HOT HOT! Adrian: Yes...quite. Marc: So, what FEELINHOTHOTHOT now? Adrian: Me and the dog go back to being invisible. Cute pooch. Comfortable. Marc: Umm...no. No, I can't...allow that. [Eleventy-million PNS drop from the floor...roof...walls...whatever; stare at Marc; swing to stare at Adrian; stare at VR underneath Adrian, point their Higgs Bosonic Rifles at VR, fire simultaneously in a flash of zorange, say "Giggle" and un-fall as quickly as they left...err, arrived. Adrian picks himself up from suspiciously yellow liquid residue left where VR used to be] Adrian: Necessary? Marc: PNS? You know better than to assume control or reason. They do what they do. Adrian: VR? Marc: They like VR. Probably a curse, really. Right about now he's shooting out of the left trouser leg quicker and slicker than a turd from a sewer-tube. He will probably need a bath. Adrian: Giggle. That'll please him. Marc: What happens now? Adrian: You pressed the Visible Friend button on your UserCP. Everything returns to "Normal". Giggle [aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then chatterchatterchatterGigglechatterchatterchatter as a naked-but-for-sporran LazyScot runs through chased by some gleeful PNS] Marc: Should we stop torturing that guy? Adrian: Remember..."Normal". So...no. Marc: Good ... Marc: And...you? Adrian: I'll still be here. Less talkative. More banana-projectilive ("banana" if you're lucky) Marc: Do I want to go? It was...nice...in the backseat. Adrian: No, you don't want to. But don't confuse reality for MR, or vice versa - "choice" is, like me, merely an imaginary friend. It's time to go back. Build a bridge. Get over it. Blow it the fark up to kingdom come. Move on. Re-stock the armoury. Look for more things splodey. Or maybe that's just me. Marc: I'm scared Adrian: [TOINK!] And there's plenty more bananas (if you're lucky) where that came from... Marc [rubs forehead]: I s'pose. ~sigh~ [A dialogue box hovers between them: You have pressed "Visible Friend". Press "Save settings" to continue. [PRESS] Are you sure? Press "Ahuh!" to continue] Adrian: Go on. You knows you wants it. It'z in ur beanie, wearin' ur monkeyface Marc [Presses "Ahuh!"]: Giggle [From the peanut-butter-bleeding walls a chorus of Angels start singin' 'bout the makin's of a master blaster jammin'. A tide of Solid Gold Disco Dancin' PNS rolls in synchro-dancing the Froogue overseen by a rising, full keith-moon. Nancy Sinatra walks through, clearin' the tide aboard some boots that were made for it.] Adrian: See ya. Oh, by the bye, things happened while you were gone Marc [dissolving into a crude paste that trickles towards the floor drain]: What things? Adrian: Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo! Le pied dans le plat! Marc: Issss...thaaaaat...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....lyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyriiiiiccc????? Adrian: Ca plane pour moi! Marc: Oh...right...then I guess....this is probably the point where I... [the last splodge of Marc rolls towards the drain. His right eyeball, bigger than the other, caught in the grate. Looking up, it sees Nancy looking down. "Are you ready, boots?". As the man said to the dog, "Heel!", and one of these days, this one, in fact, that boot was walkin' all over you...[STOMP!]] Marc: ...go...AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [WHOMP!] I am the king of the divan! I'm back, baby! Ew, what smells. Ew, VR, you look like you need a bath. And Pshrynk, my friend, just what are you doing with those electrodes? And what's all that static coming off WDE? And what are those pictures of robots and snowman and so on doing up there? And why are you all looking at me like that? So, did I miss anything? Urz, in ur beanie, Marc (Limee, ruinee, videe, comblee [or something]) Last edited by montsnmags; 07-27-2009 at 01:43 AM.

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07-18-2009, 11:55 AM	#316
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	The second can not survive Noosa Head weather.

07-27-2009, 09:18 AM	#319
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	hey, marc ! good to see you again ! it's about time. the bananas were getting pretty thick underfoot around here. we missed you !

07-27-2009, 09:46 AM	#321
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Smack! They never learn...

07-27-2009, 09:51 AM	#322
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	At least Marc did not do the "Hide, hide! A cow's outside." joke again.

07-27-2009, 02:50 PM	#325
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,553 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Ahh yes. This sounds like the real Marc, sure enough! Glad to have you back! And you front. And you sides .... you can keep the insides inside, though. Thx.

07-27-2009, 08:31 PM	#327
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	OK, someone or something that resembles Marc is back; but, what is still missing? Is he all there? badgoodDeb seems to think all the physical parts are there. (Her call, I don't want to know more.) I am not so sure about the mental and moral aspects. Has he thrown a party? No! Has he tried to corrupt someone with a ZC or a ZCD? Again, No! This is not the Marc I remember. Did anyone see a pea pod around when he re-emerged?

07-28-2009, 01:17 AM	#329
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	"Good, the parasite has weakened its grip. Now to dispose of the host while they are both venerable!" Oh, did I just say that out loud?