The Beginning: When Harv Met Vera - Page 9

Patricia · 07-10-2009, 07:25 PM

Patricia makes a mental note never to offer a bath to a doggie. Instead they will be threatened with a warm-water rub.

zelda_pinwheel · 07-10-2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Patricia

Patricia makes a mental note never to offer a bath to a doggie. Instead they will be threatened with a warm-water rub.

"warm water rub" ? that sounds like something i would enjoy ! i don't think even a dog could find anything to object to.

pshrynk · 07-10-2009, 10:13 PM

Biggles looked up from the street and groaned. "What hit me?" he asked.

"Four Cubans, eight boots, one lead pipe, at least six fists, and one forehead," said Harv. He reached down and helped Biggles to his feet.

"Well, that was certainly a cock up!" said Biggles as he tried to dust himself off. "I must apologize, sir, my name is Ma- er Geoffrey Biggles. I'm - er - a business man from - er - Miami!"

"Harv Walbanger. Unemployed pilot." Harv shook the proferred hand. "What sort of business?"

"Er - rum importing!"

"During Prohibition?" Harv couldn't help himself.

"Er - to Europe! I import to Europe!"

"Ah. Lots of rum goes to Europe, does it?"

"Er - I suppose so."

"Sooo... not in the spy business, then?"

Biggles coughed violently.

montsnmags · 07-10-2009, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Eeeek! Poor Vivaldi!

mmwAHAHAHA[hick!] ...splutter ...ptooie ...HACKHACKhaHA!haHA!haHA!ftftftftftftftftft... tee hee... doioioioioioing... [wheeze!]... aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... he he... Giggle... [snort!]

[The evil laugh...not my for-tay]

GeoffC · 07-11-2009, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

mmwAHAHAHA[hick!] ...splutter ...ptooie ...HACKHACKhaHA!haHA!haHA!ftftftftftftftftft... tee hee... doioioioioioing... [wheeze!]... aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... he he... Giggle... [snort!]

[The evil laugh...not my for-tay]

he's in a bag fer chris' sakes man - where's yer level of sympathy .....

giggle on Adrian/Marc ....

zelda_pinwheel · 07-11-2009, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

"What sort of business?"

"Er - rum importing!"

"During Prohibition?" Harv couldn't help himself.

"Er - to Europe! I import to Europe!"

"Ah. Lots of rum goes to Europe, does it?"

"Er - I suppose so."

"Sooo... not in the spy business, then?"

Biggles coughed violently.

i must say that knowing people like biggles are in charge of international, ah, "intelligence" makes for a reassuring thought as you're falling asleep at night...

ShortNCuddlyAm · 07-11-2009, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Biggles looked up from the street and groaned. "What hit me?" he asked.

"Four Cubans, eight boots, one lead pipe, at least six fists, and one forehead," said Harv. He reached down and helped Biggles to his feet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

mmwAHAHAHA[hick!] ...splutter ...ptooie ...HACKHACKhaHA!haHA!haHA!ftftftftftftftftft... tee hee... doioioioioioing... [wheeze!]... aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... he he... Giggle... [snort!]

[The evil laugh...not my for-tay]

D'you want a drink? Nasty cough you've got there...

zelda_pinwheel · 07-11-2009, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

D'you want a drink? Nasty cough you've got there...

vivaldirules · 07-11-2009, 10:25 AM

Hey!!

zelda_pinwheel · 07-11-2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Hey!!

it's about time you showed up !

montsnmags · 07-11-2009, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

...
D'you want a drink?
...

You know, you'd be surprised how long (so very long) it has been since anyone has actually asked me that question? Thank-you. Yes, please. I'll have a quintuple-shot of Zany Carter Tripletriskaidekaphilia Concentrate served in the half-eggshell of a Giant Moa, and a line of crystallised Myrmecia venom and a half-straw laid out on the back of an angry, shaved grizzly bear.

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Hey!!

"...(Hey!) You! (You!) Get into my car!"

Yours when the going gets tough, and the tough get going,
Adrian

montsnmags · 07-11-2009, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

he's in a bag fer chris' sakes man - where's yer level of sympathy .....

giggle on Adrian/Marc ....

Who you callin' "man" there, Chuckles? [sound of air compressor for nail-gun powering up]

Yours with a "Ready, aim...",
Adrian

DixieGal · 07-11-2009, 11:38 AM

I ONLY logged on this Saturday morning to see if there was another paragraph, and now I'm happily satisfied. Satisfied, but LMAO!!! Which is funnier: The story or the Peanut Gallery? I don't know!

I'm beginning to understand why Viv is the way he is, poor little puppy had a terrible childhood - Abandoned, abused, and nearly drowned. It's OK, VR, it was a long time ago and you are safe and loved now.

GeoffC · 07-11-2009, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Who you callin' "man" there, Chuckles? [sound of air compressor for nail-gun powering up]

Yours with a "Ready, aim...",
Adrian

M I S S E D

montsnmags · 07-11-2009, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

M I S S E D

Wrong! The nail gun is a distraction. Think of what the third word after "Ready, aim" is, look at the lighter in my other hand, then note the smoke and heat heat and ooh, look at the pretty flames billowing from your shirt front.

Yours pyromaniacally,
Adrian

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07-10-2009, 07:25 PM	#121
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	Patricia makes a mental note never to offer a bath to a doggie. Instead they will be threatened with a warm-water rub.

07-10-2009, 10:13 PM	#123
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Biggles looked up from the street and groaned. "What hit me?" he asked. "Four Cubans, eight boots, one lead pipe, at least six fists, and one forehead," said Harv. He reached down and helped Biggles to his feet. "Well, that was certainly a cock up!" said Biggles as he tried to dust himself off. "I must apologize, sir, my name is Ma- er Geoffrey Biggles. I'm - er - a business man from - er - Miami!" "Harv Walbanger. Unemployed pilot." Harv shook the proferred hand. "What sort of business?" "Er - rum importing!" "During Prohibition?" Harv couldn't help himself. "Er - to Europe! I import to Europe!" "Ah. Lots of rum goes to Europe, does it?" "Er - I suppose so." "Sooo... not in the spy business, then?" Biggles coughed violently.

07-11-2009, 10:25 AM	#129
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Hey!!

07-11-2009, 11:38 AM	#133
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	I ONLY logged on this Saturday morning to see if there was another paragraph, and now I'm happily satisfied. Satisfied, but LMAO!!! Which is funnier: The story or the Peanut Gallery? I don't know! I'm beginning to understand why Viv is the way he is, poor little puppy had a terrible childhood - Abandoned, abused, and nearly drowned. It's OK, VR, it was a long time ago and you are safe and loved now.