Silliness Marc is missing!!!!!! - Page 17

GeoffC · 07-05-2009, 09:25 AM

consider it done SIR .....

come here you horrible hound .....

montsnmags · 07-05-2009, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Yeah, but you need a laser eye module, an artificial paw that doubles as a Swiss Army knife, and losts of meaningless metal bits stuck to your skin. And a Panda head.

You know, in the spirit of irony, I could probably help out with that.

I need some WD40, some duck [WHACK!] tape, and a nail-gun...STAT!

Yours with a trustworthy smile and a Degree in Frankenscience,
Adrian

Wetdogeared · 07-05-2009, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

You know, in the spirit of irony, I could probably help out with that.

I need some WD40, some duck [WHACK!] tape, and a nail-gun...STAT!

Yours with a trustworthy smile and a Degree in Frankenscience,
Adrian

Here ya go! What ya makin'/fixin'?

Whack!

WDE.

montsnmags · 07-05-2009, 09:51 AM

[Nails one of Geoff's feet to the floor]

[Tapes dog to ceiling]

[WD40's all squeaky floorboards and doors and windows at MR to assist PNS in their ninja piracy]

I said I could, I never said I would.

Yours with a "Giggle",
Adrian (Laugh, and the world laughs with you...unless you're laughing at it, then it tends to get pissed and go sulk in a corner)

GeoffC · 07-05-2009, 10:07 AM

Oi ! SIR ..... I cannot move ......

uch:

Wetdogeared · 07-05-2009, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

[Nails one of Geoff's feet to the floor] Ouch!

[Tapes dog to ceiling] OH NO, not the depilatory again!

[WD40's all squeaky floorboards and doors and windows at MR to assist PNS in their ninja piracy] Stealth mode!

We're bait cat?

GeoffC · 07-05-2009, 10:11 AM

bbbbbbaittt, hang on - fer whot ?

:gulps:

montsnmags · 07-05-2009, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

***sigh*** Just can't get good help these days. Never send a minimally trained and not actually certified expendable agent in where the job really calls for a Pandorg with a banana.

Could someone please plug that node on the back of my neck into an outlet? Kthnksbai!

Oh, by-the-by, did I say, "EEK!", because I meant to say, "EEK!", but, you know how it goes, having so many balls in the air (consequence of a lack of underpants, I guess), plus that whole pseudo-dissociative thing where you pretend you're not an invisible gibbon but a so-called "real" person which is just ridiculous, I mean, have you seen how much those things cost to run!, and then you're trying not to show fear, but people keep pointing at you and smiling pleasantly (I'M BARING MY TEETH, MORONS! YOUR JOB IS TO RUN AWAY!), but that doesn't work and besides you've that appointment at 3pm with your therapist so there's no time really to attend to that whole "Hey, what's that heading up the trouser leg?" trepidation.

So, sorry 'bout that. Nearly missed it. But, in relation to the above, and with due reverence to its weighty impendingicity...

EEK!

Yours, legging it,
Adrian
PS. Marc said to say, "G'day", but I'm ignoring him, so pretend I said nothing, which shouldn't be hard if you stop to not think about it

pshrynk · 07-05-2009, 10:15 AM

damned apes!

: plugs in "portable" computer because,let's face it, battery technology is crap:

:Taps in override sequence that Adrian gave pshrynk in a drunken fog next Tuesday, three weeks ago:

: pulls out fly paper and glues it around Geoff and WDE:

You guys wait here. If the little buggers pull out anything larger than a 105 howitzer, I would advise yo to panic.

:sets off down nearest trouser leg, knowing full well that they are all the same:

GeoffC · 07-05-2009, 10:29 AM

Hey .... WDE?

Psstt ....

You there ?

We gotta get out and find the howitzer - only chance we got .....

Wetdogeared · 07-05-2009, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

Hey .... WDE?

Psstt ....

You there ?

We gotta get out and find the howitzer - only chance we got .....

I'm stuck!!!

Verencat · 07-05-2009, 11:12 AM

Try wetting yourself, the liquid should unstick your lower body, hence giving some room to your paws and claws to dig through the tape.
Just make sure Geoff is not directly under you...

Wetdogeared · 07-05-2009, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verencat

Try wetting yourself, the liquid should unstick your lower body, hence giving some room to your paws and claws to dig through the tape.
Just make sure Geoff is not directly under you...

But I can't lift my leg!!!

OK, I'll try VCat. [AHHHH] It seems to have loosened the tape. I think I can get a few claws out.

Aha! Made it.

Ooops, sorry kitty, I didn't mean to fall on you.

Now, how are we going to remove that nail???

Verencat · 07-05-2009, 11:21 AM

You don't need to lift your leg, just close your eyes and think of Niagara Falls...
See all the water?
Hear it fall, hear the tons and tons of water falling down.
Now sea rivers, lakes, oceans!
Think of it all, and let all the muscles of your body relax.
Nothing to hold in, everything slowly goes where it naturally flows... (hopefully not Geoff's head)
Feel the warm trickling down your legs? That's freedom for you...
You know, I can feel it too...

Shucks! Now where's the mop?

Wetdogeared · 07-05-2009, 12:10 PM

OK, it's a good thing I have my Super Montsnmags Inc. Magnet on me to pull the nail out straight from your paw kitty.

This is gonna hurt a wee bit. [Zap!!] There ya go. Here, wrap some of this tape around that hole until we get you to the vet.

Now help me tape this door shut with all this duct tape. We'll have to fend for ourselves until help arrives.

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07-05-2009, 09:25 AM	#241
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	consider it done SIR ..... come here you horrible hound .....

07-05-2009, 09:51 AM	#244
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	[Nails one of Geoff's feet to the floor] [Tapes dog to ceiling] [WD40's all squeaky floorboards and doors and windows at MR to assist PNS in their ninja piracy] I said I could, I never said I would. Yours with a "Giggle", Adrian (Laugh, and the world laughs with you...unless you're laughing at it, then it tends to get pissed and go sulk in a corner)

07-05-2009, 10:07 AM	#245
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Oi ! SIR ..... I cannot move ...... uch:

07-05-2009, 10:11 AM	#247
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	bbbbbbaittt, hang on - fer whot ? :gulps:

07-05-2009, 10:15 AM	#249
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	damned apes! : plugs in "portable" computer because,let's face it, battery technology is crap: :Taps in override sequence that Adrian gave pshrynk in a drunken fog next Tuesday, three weeks ago: : pulls out fly paper and glues it around Geoff and WDE: You guys wait here. If the little buggers pull out anything larger than a 105 howitzer, I would advise yo to panic. :sets off down nearest trouser leg, knowing full well that they are all the same:

07-05-2009, 10:29 AM	#250
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Hey .... WDE? Psstt .... You there ? We gotta get out and find the howitzer - only chance we got .....

07-05-2009, 11:12 AM	#252
Verencat Wizard Posts: 2,615 Karma: 96491 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal, Qc Device: xxx	Try wetting yourself, the liquid should unstick your lower body, hence giving some room to your paws and claws to dig through the tape. Just make sure Geoff is not directly under you...

07-05-2009, 11:21 AM	#254
Verencat Wizard Posts: 2,615 Karma: 96491 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal, Qc Device: xxx	You don't need to lift your leg, just close your eyes and think of Niagara Falls... See all the water? Hear it fall, hear the tons and tons of water falling down. Now sea rivers, lakes, oceans! Think of it all, and let all the muscles of your body relax. Nothing to hold in, everything slowly goes where it naturally flows... (hopefully not Geoff's head) Feel the warm trickling down your legs? That's freedom for you... You know, I can feel it too... Shucks! Now where's the mop?

07-05-2009, 12:10 PM	#255
Wetdogeared Storm Surge'n Posts: 5,780 Karma: 8213195 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Polar Vortex Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	OK, it's a good thing I have my Super Montsnmags Inc. Magnet on me to pull the nail out straight from your paw kitty. This is gonna hurt a wee bit. [Zap!!] There ya go. Here, wrap some of this tape around that hole until we get you to the vet. Now help me tape this door shut with all this duct tape. We'll have to fend for ourselves until help arrives.