MobileRead Forums
Register Guidelines E-Books Today's Posts Search

Go Back   MobileRead Forums > Miscellaneous > Lounge
Reload this Page Unutterably Silly Corrupt-A-Topic (anymore off-topic and it would be on-topic)

Notices

Reply
Page 111 of 416 « First 107108109110 111 112113114115 Last »
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 06-23-2009, 01:04 PM   #1651
GeoffC
Chocolate Grasshopper ...
GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
GeoffC's Avatar
 
Posts: 27,599
Karma: 20821184
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Scotland
Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW
wayward words explode as they collide whilst leap-frogging across language barriers....
GeoffC is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-29-2009, 10:31 AM   #1652
montsnmags
Grand Sorcerer
montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Posts: 10,155
Karma: 4632658
Join Date: Nov 2007
Device: none
I am sure I just saw JSWolf's spocktonian avatar raise its eyebrow at me (even higher than normal). In a surprising turn of events, let it be known that we gibbons do not take kindly to the rise and fall of anything smaller than the Roman Empire. I shall be taking that little bunch of decompressed pixel smugness out the back and jpegging its googly bits to the fuse box.

I'm keeping an eye on you avatars, and if it happens again, there will be words...strongly worded words. The pen is mightier than the sword because you can get it past security and then stab someone in the brain through one of their eyes.

Also, I had pavlova this evening. Very nice. Put me in a fine mood, it did.

But, alas today is now tomorrow (or tomorrow is now today), and this little monkey needs to get some beauty sleep so he doesn't wake up looking like a shaved monkey (a.k.a. The Visible One).

Anyway, chooks and crooks, as I'm off, let me just say that may all your dreams come true...unless they're the ones with the semi-naked cheerleaders and the bolt-cutters. I'm sure the eroticism is far less pain-free In Real Life (TM).

Yours pre-somnambulanty,
Adrian (the monkey on your back)
montsnmags is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-29-2009, 10:35 AM   #1653
Wetdogeared
Storm Surge'n
Wetdogeared ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Wetdogeared ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Wetdogeared ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Wetdogeared ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Wetdogeared ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Wetdogeared ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Wetdogeared ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Wetdogeared ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Wetdogeared ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Wetdogeared ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Wetdogeared ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Wetdogeared's Avatar
 
Posts: 5,780
Karma: 8213195
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Polar Vortex
Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1
Goodnight Adrian.
Wetdogeared is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-29-2009, 10:38 AM   #1654
montsnmags
Grand Sorcerer
montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Posts: 10,155
Karma: 4632658
Join Date: Nov 2007
Device: none
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wetdogeared View Post
Goodnight Adrian.
Goodnight, Henry Kissinger.
montsnmags is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-29-2009, 07:59 PM   #1655
Dylrob
Murderous Mustela
Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Dylrob ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Dylrob's Avatar
 
Posts: 10,234
Karma: 48000000
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer
Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite
Hey monkey on my back... meet shotgun in my hands!

That's right, at least 50 feet at ALL TIMES.
Dylrob is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-29-2009, 08:19 PM   #1656
montsnmags
Grand Sorcerer
montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.montsnmags ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Posts: 10,155
Karma: 4632658
Join Date: Nov 2007
Device: none
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dylrob View Post
Hey monkey on my back... meet shotgun in my hands!

That's right, at least 50 feet at ALL TIMES.
Hey shotgun in your hands...meet shotgun now in my hands...now meet Higgs Bosonic Rifle pointing between ex-shotgun-holders eyes...now meet butt of shotgun to back of head...now meet (pretend, in your unconscious state) eleventy squirrels lifting your body and scurrying it off onto table in The Lab.

[Marc: ~ahem~ Sorry, the clouds have momentarily opened up, and give me the opportunity to say...well, ask...umm, why would someone go up against an invisible and inadvertently violent gibbon with a shotgun, especially a gibbon called "Adrian", especially the Adrian not only in control of the Montsnmags Interversal Armoury, but one who invented most of its items, particularly the planet-busting and star-nova'ing ones, and particularly one who regularly has high tea parties with the the darkest matter of the universe, the Pirate Ninja Squirrels. I'll tell you who: a crazy like Dylrob, that's who! And all for the rejection of a platonic hug and kiss from the Invisible One. And now Adrian has him on the operating table. Still, it's all for the best, I'm sure. Anyway, gotta go...storms are coming in...]

Now, my ferret-friendly friend, for your bravery, and your love of ferrets, I will not reroute your lower colon to a Pee Wee Herman shaped orifice in the middle of your forehead (for "shits and giggles", as they say). No, your bravery (by which I mean "delightful insanity") and your love of ferrets (like squirrels, but with less evil and a better sense of humour), earns my un-ending respect. "Enhancements" are what I seek...but to find the desired enhancements, I must examine your sub-conscious...Show me your dreams, dylrob. If you were an X-Man, what would you be (and I shall make it so, though you will actually be a ZCD-Man)? Dream, my friend, and show me...


Yours inside your head,
Adrian Antipodes (hmm, what's with all the cheesels in here, boy?)
Head-Quack
montsnmags is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-30-2009, 07:01 AM   #1657
GeoffC
Chocolate Grasshopper ...
GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.GeoffC ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
GeoffC's Avatar
 
Posts: 27,599
Karma: 20821184
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Scotland
Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW
Quote:
Originally Posted by montsnmags View Post
Hey shotgun in your hands...meet shotgun now in my hands...now meet Higgs Bosonic Rifle pointing between ex-shotgun-holders eyes...now meet butt of shotgun to back of head...now meet (pretend, in your unconscious state) eleventy squirrels lifting your body and scurrying it off onto table in The Lab.

[Marc: ~ahem~ Sorry, the clouds have momentarily opened up, and give me the opportunity to say...well, ask...umm, why would someone go up against an invisible and inadvertently violent gibbon with a shotgun, especially a gibbon called "Adrian", especially the Adrian not only in control of the Montsnmags Interversal Armoury, but one who invented most of its items, particularly the planet-busting and star-nova'ing ones, and particularly one who regularly has high tea parties with the the darkest matter of the universe, the Pirate Ninja Squirrels. I'll tell you who: a crazy like Dylrob, that's who! And all for the rejection of a platonic hug and kiss from the Invisible One. And now Adrian has him on the operating table. Still, it's all for the best, I'm sure. Anyway, gotta go...storms are coming in...]

Now, my ferret-friendly friend, for your bravery, and your love of ferrets, I will not reroute your lower colon to a Pee Wee Herman shaped orifice in the middle of your forehead (for "shits and giggles", as they say). No, your bravery (by which I mean "delightful insanity") and your love of ferrets (like squirrels, but with less evil and a better sense of humour), earns my un-ending respect. "Enhancements" are what I seek...but to find the desired enhancements, I must examine your sub-conscious...Show me your dreams, dylrob. If you were an X-Man, what would you be (and I shall make it so, though you will actually be a ZCD-Man)? Dream, my friend, and show me...


Yours inside your head,
Adrian Antipodes (hmm, what's with all the cheesels in here, boy?)
Head-Quack

oh wow an adventure party ...
GeoffC is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-30-2009, 02:16 PM   #1658
Lady Blue
the snarky blue one
Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Lady Blue's Avatar
 
Posts: 6,001
Karma: 3877825
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: deep in the heart
Device: PRS500, 505 & 600, PRST1 & T2, Kindle PW, Moto Razr, Galaxy Tab 2-10"
How Do YOU Spell School?
I'm sure we've all been emailed the photo a long time ago of the word school painted incorrectly on the street (can't find that one at the moment.)

So it's hard to believe it could keep happening. Here is another instance. Found it posted on the web site of KRLD 1080AM radio in Dallas.



Click image for larger version Name: school.jpg Views: 189 Size: 7.9 KB ID: 31423

Posted: Tuesday, 30 June 2009 8:17AM


Some red faces in the streets department in Miami after workers misspelled a word on the pavement in front of Gould Elementary School. That was the word: "school." They spelled it s-c-o-h-o-l, so instead of entering a school zone, drivers were entering a "scohol zone." And who discovered the error? A couple of students, of course.
Lady Blue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-30-2009, 02:45 PM   #1659
vivaldirules
When's Doughnut Day?
vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.vivaldirules ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
vivaldirules's Avatar
 
Posts: 10,059
Karma: 13675475
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Houston, TX, US
Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad
Reminds me of the great big YEILD they painted on the asphalt of every row of our parking lots at work a few years ago. They repainted them but you could see the misspelling underneath and we laughed over that for years.
vivaldirules is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2009, 06:11 PM   #1660
zelda_pinwheel
zeldinha zippy zeldissima
zelda_pinwheel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.zelda_pinwheel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.zelda_pinwheel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.zelda_pinwheel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.zelda_pinwheel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.zelda_pinwheel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.zelda_pinwheel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.zelda_pinwheel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.zelda_pinwheel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.zelda_pinwheel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.zelda_pinwheel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
zelda_pinwheel's Avatar
 
Posts: 27,827
Karma: 921169
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Paris, France
Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?
pandamonium !!! where's pshrynk ???
zelda_pinwheel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2009, 06:30 PM   #1661
lilac_jive
Grand Sorcerer
lilac_jive has much to be proud oflilac_jive has much to be proud oflilac_jive has much to be proud oflilac_jive has much to be proud oflilac_jive has much to be proud oflilac_jive has much to be proud oflilac_jive has much to be proud oflilac_jive has much to be proud oflilac_jive has much to be proud oflilac_jive has much to be proud oflilac_jive has much to be proud of
 
lilac_jive's Avatar
 
Posts: 5,870
Karma: 27376
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Device: PRS-505
Quote:
Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel View Post
pandamonium !!! where's pshrynk ???
Auuuuuuuuwwww!!!!
lilac_jive is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2009, 06:31 PM   #1662
Patricia
Reader
Patricia ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Patricia ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Patricia ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Patricia ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Patricia ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Patricia ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Patricia ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Patricia ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Patricia ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Patricia ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Patricia ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Patricia's Avatar
 
Posts: 11,504
Karma: 8720163
Join Date: May 2007
Location: South Wales, UK
Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G
The result of miscegenation? Or are they working undercover?
Patricia is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2009, 07:15 PM   #1663
Lady Blue
the snarky blue one
Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Lady Blue ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Lady Blue's Avatar
 
Posts: 6,001
Karma: 3877825
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: deep in the heart
Device: PRS500, 505 & 600, PRST1 & T2, Kindle PW, Moto Razr, Galaxy Tab 2-10"
Quote:
Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel View Post
pandamonium !!! where's pshrynk ???

How much paint do you think THAT took?



How about this cutie? Distant cousin to WDE you suppose?


Name: panda puppy.bmp Views: 225 Size: 374.7 KB
Lady Blue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-01-2009, 07:31 PM   #1664
BookishDreamer
Cultural Artist
BookishDreamer can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterBookishDreamer can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterBookishDreamer can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterBookishDreamer can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterBookishDreamer can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterBookishDreamer can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterBookishDreamer can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterBookishDreamer can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterBookishDreamer can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterBookishDreamer can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameterBookishDreamer can solve quadratic equations while standing on his or her head reciting poetry in iambic pentameter
 
BookishDreamer's Avatar
 
Posts: 1,128
Karma: 12829
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Georgia
Device: Sony 505, Kindle 2
Anyone seen Hugo and Lefty recently? I was wondering if they've registered for Sock Summit 2009.

Dreamer
BookishDreamer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-02-2009, 06:33 AM   #1665
Peverel
Still Easily Confused
Peverel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Peverel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Peverel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Peverel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Peverel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Peverel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Peverel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Peverel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Peverel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Peverel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.Peverel ought to be getting tired of karma fortunes by now.
 
Peverel's Avatar
 
Posts: 889
Karma: 505319
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Hampshire/Berkshire/Surrey - yes I am that big
Device: Kindle
Quote:
Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel View Post
pandamonium !!! where's pshrynk ???
Erm It does say under my name that I am easily confused - please help!!!!!!!
Peverel is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 111 of 416 « First 107108109110 111 112113114115 Last »

Tags
man boobs, skippy the bush kangaroo, thread that never ends, unutterable silliness

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Off-Topic, but can ya help? cancelx Lounge 11 03-23-2010 03:24 AM
Absolutely no topic pshrynk Lounge 168 04-10-2009 10:50 AM
A serious topic pshrynk Lounge 73 04-03-2009 01:25 AM
Topic flags pilotbob Feedback 10 02-21-2009 07:51 AM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:02 PM.

Contact Us - FAQ - Guidelines - Privacy - Top

MobileRead.com is a privately owned, operated and funded community.