Silliness Coup d'état - Page 2

DixieGal · 07-01-2009, 11:09 AM

Oh Mighty Cat Sire - How may this humble one be of service?

griffonwing · 07-01-2009, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catire

I hereby decree that griffonwing is my new admiral and is lord over anything larger than a puddle!

Just remember i know your SECRET (<-- Link

) and if you betray me you will never be safe again!

MY SECRET!!! Good that that only happens when I eat nuts.

NormHart · 07-01-2009, 01:04 PM

We river pirates stand by Queen Zelda Pinwheel! Well, unless, of course, she prefer that we don’t, and we are concerned as to where the Snacker of Nations might choose to stand on the question. Actually I can’t really say that I represent all river pirates, exactly, but I do represent my fell crew and one trusted, if not all that useful, ally The Really Oblate Bear. ("Just call me ROB.")

Below is my crew; three angry beavers who may not look all that threatening but, once they start wearing their underwear on the outside, assume their secrete identities (Baron "Once-Bad-Then-Good-Then-Bad-Again-Now-Good-Again" Beaver, Justice Gal, and Muscular Beaver) and are a terror to all that face them. Two stark and fierce sea otters, The Dread Blue One and his Clam of Incontinence and his trollop, Seaweed and her Kelp Leaf of… err… well it is really yucky feeling. Finally last and least is Mousey Chewtoy, who may only be able to inflict very small nibbles but can withstand an unlimited chewing and tossing about in the air. Our secrete weapon is Catbert, Evil Director of Human Relations. ("I see that your review is coming up.")

Let all tremble before us, unless Queen Zelda prefer that they don’t.

Oh, yes, if someone could lend us a sail? We can't really go up rivers without one and only going down rivers isn't really all that useful but once, if you see what I mean.

DixieGal · 07-01-2009, 01:24 PM

Your crew is adorable! I want to hug and squeeze each and every one of that acutelated motley crew!

NormHart · 07-01-2009, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

Your crew is adorable! I want to hug and squeeze each and every one of that acutelated motley crew!

Arrrrgh? Adorable? Huggings and squeezings?

Run away!

Run away!!

Arrrrrrgh!!!

(Sorry oh Queen, but there are some things a self respecting river pirate can not be asked to face!)

pshrynk · 07-01-2009, 01:32 PM

Uh oh. You've denied DG her acutelation quotient for the day!

Batten down the hatches! the Snacker is unleashed!

/runs, hides.

dreams · 07-01-2009, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Catire

I declare myself the king of this board!

A new hat maybe???

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Greg Anos · 07-01-2009, 01:36 PM

Red stands four-square behind Queen Zelda, and will load the Wadcutters, if necessary....

DixieGal · 07-01-2009, 01:45 PM

C'mere you cute little river rat, I've got something for you!

UhOh, I forgot that we already have a Queen. Cat Sire, did you clear this coupe deville with Zeep ahead of time?

Catire · 07-01-2009, 01:51 PM

Since i took posession of the lounge coffers i was able to sell all the fish and flags of portugal to buy miself a new crown

Behold river pirates! My ultimate weapon!

You must surrender!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahammer

o o can I be Lord over equal to or smaller than a puddle. Seems like there is a opening

I dub thee Duke of buckets of water and/or any other liquid held in buckets!

pshrynk · 07-01-2009, 01:53 PM

Hey! No fair giving away the German Beer concession without proper bidding! What kind of despotry are you running here, anyway?

DixieGal · 07-01-2009, 01:54 PM

Spittoons and bedpans are types of buckets.

ahammer · 07-01-2009, 01:56 PM

we can have a king and Queen right?

DixieGal · 07-01-2009, 01:57 PM

I have tentatively penciled you in for Friday.

pshrynk · 07-01-2009, 01:58 PM

See? I tole ya! Din't I tell ya?

07-01-2009, 01:04 PM	#18
NormHart Semper Carpe Bufo Posts: 537 Karma: 21676 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Napa Valley, California Device: Kindle2 & Kindle3	We river pirates stand by Queen Zelda Pinwheel! Well, unless, of course, she prefer that we don’t, and we are concerned as to where the Snacker of Nations might choose to stand on the question. Actually I can’t really say that I represent all river pirates, exactly, but I do represent my fell crew and one trusted, if not all that useful, ally The Really Oblate Bear. ("Just call me ROB.") Below is my crew; three angry beavers who may not look all that threatening but, once they start wearing their underwear on the outside, assume their secrete identities (Baron "Once-Bad-Then-Good-Then-Bad-Again-Now-Good-Again" Beaver, Justice Gal, and Muscular Beaver) and are a terror to all that face them. Two stark and fierce sea otters, The Dread Blue One and his Clam of Incontinence and his trollop, Seaweed and her Kelp Leaf of… err… well it is really yucky feeling. Finally last and least is Mousey Chewtoy, who may only be able to inflict very small nibbles but can withstand an unlimited chewing and tossing about in the air. Our secrete weapon is Catbert, Evil Director of Human Relations. ("I see that your review is coming up.") Let all tremble before us, unless Queen Zelda prefer that they don’t. Oh, yes, if someone could lend us a sail? We can't really go up rivers without one and only going down rivers isn't really all that useful but once, if you see what I mean. Attached Thumbnails Last edited by NormHart; 07-01-2009 at 01:54 PM.

07-01-2009, 01:57 PM	#29
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Scheduled for Destruction I have tentatively penciled you in for Friday.

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07-01-2009, 11:09 AM	#16
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Oh Mighty Cat Sire - How may this humble one be of service?

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DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Your crew is adorable! I want to hug and squeeze each and every one of that acutelated motley crew!

07-01-2009, 01:32 PM	#21
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Uh oh. You've denied DG her acutelation quotient for the day! Batten down the hatches! the Snacker is unleashed! /runs, hides.

07-01-2009, 01:36 PM	#23
Greg Anos Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,519 Karma: 37057604 Join Date: Jan 2008 Device: Pocketbook	Red stands four-square behind Queen Zelda, and will load the Wadcutters, if necessary....

07-01-2009, 01:45 PM	#24
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	C'mere you cute little river rat, I've got something for you! UhOh, I forgot that we already have a Queen. Cat Sire, did you clear this coupe deville with Zeep ahead of time?

07-01-2009, 01:53 PM	#26
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Hey! No fair giving away the German Beer concession without proper bidding! What kind of despotry are you running here, anyway?

07-01-2009, 01:54 PM	#27
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Spittoons and bedpans are types of buckets.

07-01-2009, 01:56 PM	#28
ahammer cybershark Posts: 314 Karma: 2227 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: AZ Device: none	we can have a king and Queen right?

07-01-2009, 01:58 PM	#30
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	See? I tole ya! Din't I tell ya?