Buttering your toast. - Page 6

zelda_pinwheel · 06-29-2009, 04:23 PM

perpetual motion, obviously ! tch.

carld · 06-29-2009, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krisk

I'd be worried about starting a toaster fire!

Nah, there's only a little bit of butter on the bread. Now if you slather it on and put it in a regular toaster (vertical) instead of a toaster oven (horizontal) yeah you're looking at a fire hazard.

carld · 06-29-2009, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Cat and the Buttered Toast Theory

When buttered toast is dropped it usually lands buttered side down and when a cat falls it usually lands on it's feet. So if you strap a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back what happens when the cat falls off of something?

Armageddon, anarchy in the streets, dogs and cats living together! etc. etc.

desertgrandma · 06-29-2009, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carld

Armageddon, anarchy in the streets, dogs and cats living together! etc. etc.

I think cats can read minds.

Mine is looking at me very strangely.

and has just crawled under the bed.

DixieGal · 06-29-2009, 04:33 PM

Looking at the diagram, it appears that the cat sort of explodes in all directions! But is the toast OK? Would it still be viable if you picked it up within 3 seconds and dusted off the cat pieces?

krisk · 06-29-2009, 04:35 PM

they all get stuck to the ceiling?

desertgrandma · 06-29-2009, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

Looking at the diagram, it appears that the cat sort of explodes in all directions! But is the toast OK? Would it still be viable if you picked it up within 3 seconds and dusted off the cat pieces?

nah.........since toast ALWAYS lands buttered side down, the cat falls on the toast and gets cat hair all over it.

Stupid cat.

DixieGal · 06-29-2009, 04:36 PM

Hey! Click on the cat diagram, and pic #1 is animated! It helped clear up everytrhing!

desertgrandma · 06-29-2009, 04:37 PM

Say....... a thread with Cats AND Food.

Is that a first?

DixieGal · 06-29-2009, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Say....... a thread with Cats AND Food.

Is that a first?

Naw, surely we must have discussed recipes for cooking cats, don't you think?

desertgrandma · 06-29-2009, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DixieGal

Naw, surely we must have discussed recipes for cooking cats, don't you think?

(runs and hides from the onslaught of cat lovers surely on their way to string Dg up........)

desertgrandma · 06-29-2009, 04:41 PM

Okay, so I just googled "cat recipes" and was horrified to see an entire page of links..........................

Until I realized they were recipes for cat foods..........

DixieGal · 06-29-2009, 04:41 PM

... ground into a paste, mixed with capers, and spread on cold toast. Now that's a meal that's the cat's meow!

Madam Broshkina · 06-29-2009, 05:08 PM

I said a hip hop,
The hippie to the hippie
The hip hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it
To the bang bang boogie, say up jump the boogie,
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.
A Skiddleebebop, we rock, scooby doo,
And guess what, America, we love you
'Cos you rocked and a rolled with so much soul,
You could rock 'til a hundred and one years old.
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
But we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
Rock it up, Baby Bubba!
Baby Bubba to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
To the beat, beat, it's unique
Come on everybody and dance to the beat!

Wetdogeared · 06-29-2009, 05:13 PM

I like toast, just lightly browned and margarined hot.

We use margarine due to the high cholesterol in butter, unless of course it is on fresh corn on the cob where there is no substitute for butter. The margarine we buy has no hydroginated oils and is supplemented with all the good Omega fats.

I just ate some homemade bread, still warm out of the oven. The rolls that I made will go with tonight's chilli.

After olive oil, Canola is my second choice of oils.

I love capers in puttanesca/picatta sauces/spreads or:

sprinkled on cold smoked salmon on a bagel with cream cheese and onion
sprinkled on cold smoked salmon with just a drizzle of vinegarette.

Someone very close to me can destroy the whole kitchen making a piece of toast.

I put food in my mouth using a fork in my left hand, leaving the knife in my right hand to do any cutting and maneuvering of food onto the fork.

WDE.

View Poll Results: When do you butter your toast?
I butter it in sections, after its cooled.....	5	4.46%
I butter it while its still warm so the butter melts into the toast	86	76.79%
The blue German vegetarian Fish that lives in Portugal but eats meat.	15	13.39%
I butter my toast cool but not in sections	6	5.36%
Voters: 112. You may not vote on this poll

06-29-2009, 05:13 PM	#90
Wetdogeared Storm Surge'n Posts: 5,780 Karma: 8213195 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Polar Vortex Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	I like toast, just lightly browned and margarined hot. We use margarine due to the high cholesterol in butter, unless of course it is on fresh corn on the cob where there is no substitute for butter. The margarine we buy has no hydroginated oils and is supplemented with all the good Omega fats. I just ate some homemade bread, still warm out of the oven. The rolls that I made will go with tonight's chilli. After olive oil, Canola is my second choice of oils. I love capers in puttanesca/picatta sauces/spreads or: sprinkled on cold smoked salmon on a bagel with cream cheese and onion sprinkled on cold smoked salmon with just a drizzle of vinegarette. Someone very close to me can destroy the whole kitchen making a piece of toast. I put food in my mouth using a fork in my left hand, leaving the knife in my right hand to do any cutting and maneuvering of food onto the fork. WDE.

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desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	Okay, so I just googled "cat recipes" and was horrified to see an entire page of links.......................... Until I realized they were recipes for cat foods..........

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Madam Broshkina Manic Do Fuse Posts: 2,312 Karma: 3325462 Join Date: Oct 2006 Device: Sony 500, 505, 350, Kindle 3, DXG, nook, Irex DR800SG, iPad	I said a hip hop, The hippie to the hippie The hip hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it To the bang bang boogie, say up jump the boogie, To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat. A Skiddleebebop, we rock, scooby doo, And guess what, America, we love you 'Cos you rocked and a rolled with so much soul, You could rock 'til a hundred and one years old. I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, But we like hot butter on our breakfast toast Rock it up, Baby Bubba! Baby Bubba to the boogie da bang bang da boogie To the beat, beat, it's unique Come on everybody and dance to the beat!