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Old 06-21-2009, 04:58 AM   #31
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In England, it's

10 green bottles, hanging on the wall;
10 green bottles, hanging on the wall;
and if one green bottle should accidentally fall...
There'll be 9 green bottles, hanging on the wall.
...
At school, being impatient and vulgar young lads, we'd sing:

10 sticks of dynamite hanging on the wall
10 sticks of dynamite hanging on the wall
and if one stick of dynamite should accidentally fall
There'll be no farkin' dynamite and no farkin' wall.

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Old 06-21-2009, 04:58 AM   #32
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Old 06-21-2009, 05:00 AM   #33
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you went to school ?
iz gotz ta getz me wurd-lurninz sumwair, mate!
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Old 06-21-2009, 05:01 AM   #34
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i thawt wee awl kame ere to lurn thees bigg wurdz
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Old 06-21-2009, 05:06 AM   #35
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i thawt wee awl kame ere to lurn thees bigg wurdz
i finkin' weez neadz a Patricia ta getz in ere an lern us sum big stuffs, hey? Uz a smart wun, Geoff - veree perspicacious of yu.

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i finkin' weez neadz a Patricia ta getz in ere an lern us sum big stuffs, hey? Uz a smart wun, Geoff - veree perspicacious of yu.

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am gud lyke that ..... dryppin wit perspicions
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Old 06-21-2009, 01:42 PM   #37
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one potato, two potato, three potato - four ....
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:19 PM   #38
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:50 PM   #39
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
<"sings", very badly, in a fashion that is impossible to identify the tune>

Four tequilas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the tequila buggies go
Comin' on to bring you the Tequila Splits show

Makin' up a mess of fun
Makin' up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone

Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la

What? You mean you weren't doing a parody of the theme tune for the Banana Splits show?

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Old 06-23-2009, 09:13 PM   #40
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<"sings", very badly, in a fashion that is impossible to identify the tune>

Four tequilas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the tequila buggies go
Comin' on to bring you the Tequila Splits show

Makin' up a mess of fun
Makin' up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone

Tra la la, la la la la
Tra la la, la la la la

What? You mean you weren't doing a parody of the theme tune for the Banana Splits show?

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With this gang you might try something more recent like Barney. But some of us prefer something like Vivaldi.
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:18 PM   #41
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Old 06-24-2009, 07:36 AM   #42
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Please consider yourself negative karma'd for even thinking such a horrible thought, let alone airing it in public!
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What? My fly's down again?
Sorry it's all that beer... I really got to look in that diaper thing... maybe not!
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What? My fly's down again?
Sorry it's all that beer... I really got to look in that diaper thing... maybe not!
Just don't recycle those empty bottles and put them back up on the wall, if you know what I mean.

Eeeegads . . . that's not where all those extra bottles are coming from, is it?
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Eeeegads . . . that's not where all those extra bottles are coming from, is it?


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