Silliness Ministry Limericks - Page 7

badgoodDeb · 05-20-2009, 08:39 PM

Unshaken, but sometimes he's stirred.
As above him the engines they whirred.
Now wait up, he cried
Why are we upside-
Down? as they're passed up by a bird.

edit: eek!! I only saw page one, last night. This was a follow-up to this limerick:

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

There is a great dog who loves bacon
But for a pilot should never be mistaken
with Harv he travels,
as the world unravels
Yet somehow is always unshaken

Lady Blue · 05-20-2009, 10:09 PM

Zelda_Pinwheel at MR is Queen.
As a Mod she is also quite Green.
Her Pandas will dance
at every chance.
It's become an expected routine.

Lady Blue · 05-20-2009, 10:13 PM

Queen Zee has a home there in France,
in Paris, the place of romance.
But with shums right outside,
Her peace is denied,
And romance has no chance to advance.

Lady Blue · 05-21-2009, 12:04 AM

DixieGal and her Tim love to travel.
Matters not whether concrete or gravel,
the Love Coach will glide
along roads far and wide
not allowing their plans to unravel.

Lady Blue · 05-21-2009, 12:05 AM

Our Daffy4U is a duck
and we hope that she doesn't get stuck
after sock puppet week
in that Looney Tunes beak
with her avatar running amuck.

rebarnmom · 05-21-2009, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Our Daffy4U is a duck
and we hope that she doesn't get stuck
after sock puppet week
in that Looney Tunes beak
with her avatar running amuck.

I must say, you're awesome at this limerick business!
I'm loving them!
(I tried to give you karma, but since I already did earlier today, it wouldn't let me. Just so you know--I would if I could!)

Curly · 05-21-2009, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Our Daffy4U is a duck
and we hope that she doesn't get stuck
after sock puppet week
in that Looney Tunes beak
with her avatar running amuck.

This one is excellent!

I can't wait for these to come out in ebook format.

Curly · 05-21-2009, 02:45 AM

Inspired by Geoff's attempts to catch up with his subscribed threads:

MR is a wonderful place
where each day I have to race
to catch up on posts
I love the most
before they get flung into space.

Bilbo1967 · 05-21-2009, 04:13 AM

Too much time on her hands is it true?
Writing limericks day and night through
But they're all just so good
'Bout the folks in this 'hood
We'll applaud our very own Lady Blue

GeoffC · 05-21-2009, 05:04 AM

There is a young lady so pretty in blue,
All her sayings are so witty and true;
About him and about her
She chases rhymes here and there,
and calls herself Lady Blue.

LazyScot · 05-21-2009, 05:28 AM

The search for the name of a reader
did create a young lady named Vera
At Harv she did look
and then she did cook
'twas the start of a wonderful new era

LazyScot · 05-21-2009, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Hmmm. That last one doesn't quite work. How about:

"By name a p-shrynk, who'd rather spin yarns,
tho' to date a big zero my tall tale earns,
so I'll tell of your travels
and now of your unravels"
thought Hugo and Lefty, "oh darns!"

Nope. That's not right. How about:

"By name a p-shrynk, an author by luck,
tho' from that I've earned not one buck,
I'll tell of your travels
and now your unravels"
said Hugo and Lefty, "oh duck!"

Which of couse requires a follow on:

But p-shrynk was mightily slow
and did suffer a truly great blow
to his head, on the back,
the word was "TH-WACK!!!"
so escaped both Lefty and Hugo

GeoffC · 05-21-2009, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyScot

The search for the name of a reader
did create a young lady named Vera
At Harv she did look
and then she did cook
'twas the start of a wonderful new era

A cracker .....

GeoffC · 05-21-2009, 05:39 AM

They searched long and hard,
Even consulted the bard.
But what name did they chose
For all their liseuses
But Bob .....

Lady Blue · 05-21-2009, 08:31 AM

Curly sock was a dog, not a bear,
but she knows she should always prepare
for I.D. exchanges
with avatar changes,
aware it’s a constant affair.

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05-20-2009, 10:09 PM	#92
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05-20-2009, 10:13 PM	#93
Lady Blue the snarky blue one Posts: 6,001 Karma: 3877825 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: deep in the heart Device: PRS500, 505 & 600, PRST1 & T2, Kindle PW, Moto Razr, Galaxy Tab 2-10"	Queen Zee has a home there in France, in Paris, the place of romance. But with shums right outside, Her peace is denied, And romance has no chance to advance.

05-21-2009, 12:04 AM	#94
Lady Blue the snarky blue one Posts: 6,001 Karma: 3877825 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: deep in the heart Device: PRS500, 505 & 600, PRST1 & T2, Kindle PW, Moto Razr, Galaxy Tab 2-10"	DixieGal and her Tim love to travel. Matters not whether concrete or gravel, the Love Coach will glide along roads far and wide not allowing their plans to unravel.

05-21-2009, 12:05 AM	#95
Lady Blue the snarky blue one Posts: 6,001 Karma: 3877825 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: deep in the heart Device: PRS500, 505 & 600, PRST1 & T2, Kindle PW, Moto Razr, Galaxy Tab 2-10"	Our Daffy4U is a duck and we hope that she doesn't get stuck after sock puppet week in that Looney Tunes beak with her avatar running amuck.

05-21-2009, 02:45 AM	#98
Curly I need a holiday! Posts: 1,227 Karma: 4622 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Scotland Device: PRS-505, ipod touch	Inspired by Geoff's attempts to catch up with his subscribed threads: MR is a wonderful place where each day I have to race to catch up on posts I love the most before they get flung into space.

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Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	Too much time on her hands is it true? Writing limericks day and night through But they're all just so good 'Bout the folks in this 'hood We'll applaud our very own Lady Blue

05-21-2009, 05:04 AM	#100
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	There is a young lady so pretty in blue, All her sayings are so witty and true; About him and about her She chases rhymes here and there, and calls herself Lady Blue.

05-21-2009, 05:28 AM	#101
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	The search for the name of a reader did create a young lady named Vera At Harv she did look and then she did cook 'twas the start of a wonderful new era

05-21-2009, 05:39 AM	#104
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	They searched long and hard, Even consulted the bard. But what name did they chose For all their liseuses But Bob .....

05-21-2009, 08:31 AM	#105
Lady Blue the snarky blue one Posts: 6,001 Karma: 3877825 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: deep in the heart Device: PRS500, 505 & 600, PRST1 & T2, Kindle PW, Moto Razr, Galaxy Tab 2-10"	Curly sock was a dog, not a bear, but she knows she should always prepare for I.D. exchanges with avatar changes, aware it’s a constant affair.