Unutterably Silly Ministry Limericks

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by Peverel

I tried to write a limerick for on here
But in truth, I'm not good, that is clear
I can get past the start
but it then falls apart
and the last line just doesn't seem to work at all

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Peverel

Wow sooo cool *bows and postrates himself*

(BTW thats not an eek smiley its shock due to awe at your artfulness)

thanks sincerely but actually i like yours better.

[GeoffC]

A young couple of psocks,
thought MobileRead rocks;
They became the stuff of legend,
instead of being the leg end.
And authors galore made them wear frocks...

[Lady Blue]

There once was a Mobileread forum
whose members could not keep decorum
they hijacked each thread
and in time it was said
that silly should have it's own quorum

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

There once was a Mobileread forum
whose members could not keep decorum
they hijacked each thread
and in time it was said
that silly should have it's own quorum

smashing ....

[ShortNCuddlyAm]

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

There once was a Mobileread forum
whose members could not keep decorum
they hijacked each thread
and in time it was said
that silly should have it's own quorum

[GeoffC]

There are many folk on MobileRead, it's true,
The place just went and grew and grew
way beyond its plan
but it does what it says on the can,
but often feels like a zoo.......

[rebarnmom]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

A young couple of psocks,
thought MobileRead rocks;
They became the stuff of legend,
instead of being the leg end.
And authors galore made them wear frocks...

Ah, I get it! I had to read it twice. It's still morning here for me (yawning)
Great play with words!

[YGG-]

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

A psock puppet wanted to write
a few limericks for our delight.
"But alas," he maintained,
"That form so constrained
Kills my muse and inhibits my Art."

Wow! Better than ever! kudos

[GeoffC]

There was a young buck from Sierra Leone,
Forever, he was, on his 'phone.
One day he was texted,
And found he was un-sexed,
She was certain he was a clone.

[Lady Blue]

Our pshrynk is away on vacation
to Mexico, his destination.
But his wifi is slow
and so, don’t you know
that he’s vexed with this lovely location.

[rebarnmom]

There once was an eReader addict
on this website where she often clicked
Her daughter thought funny
and right on the money
to describe her mom "mouse potato", sticked!

[Lady Blue]

Montsnmags is a man for the ages
speaking gobbly and gook through the pages
of Mobileread threads
straight from Oz, Noosa Heads
and is losing his mind in small stages.

[Lady Blue]

Desertgrandma, she hails from Surprise
and makes polls we can only surmise
will have choices galore,
always adding one more,
so that Germany ties for the prize.

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Montsnmags is a man for the ages
speaking gobbly and gook through the pages
of Mobileread threads
straight from Oz, Noosa Heads
and is losing his mind in small stages.

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Desertgrandma, she hails from Surprise
and makes polls we can only surmise
will have choices galore,
always adding one more,
so that Germany ties for the prize.

bravo ! :standingovation: