Silliness Ministry Limericks - Page 4

YGG- · 05-18-2009, 10:25 AM

There is a bloke who loves choc'late
He isn't the last for a lark
His avatar of late
Turned to a strange state
And looks like it glows in the dark...

vivaldirules · 05-19-2009, 07:41 AM

The post I just read really smarts
It's bad when it's someone's hearts
I'm worried
I'm concerned
I want to hear from the lady who farts.

rebarnmom · 05-19-2009, 06:53 PM

There was a fine Ministry.
Whose mission was quite plain to see.
The silliness abounds,
as unutterable as it sounds.
They're likely to make history.

rebarnmom · 05-19-2009, 06:58 PM

But the Ministry was overcome with psocks
A pandemic no less than the pox.
A blue fish and polls
but never those trolls.
Just to say MobileRead rocks!

Wetdogeared · 05-19-2009, 06:59 PM

Excellent, a pserial limerick.

WDE.

rebarnmom · 05-19-2009, 09:29 PM

We apologize for this commercial interruption (I had to compose, er... make dinner). We now return you to the limerick in progress.

They had a fine Queen, a Mod, I believe
With subjects so loyal, who'd ever conceive?
Sony's Reader 700 she did possess
Her profile would never, ever confess.
All in adorable madness no less, Z could never deceive.

GeoffC · 05-20-2009, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rebarnmom

We apologize for this commercial interruption (I had to compose, er... make dinner). We now return you to the limerick in progress.

They had a fine Queen, a Mod, I believe
With subjects so loyal, who'd ever conceive?
Sony's Reader 700 she did possess
Her profile would never, ever confess.
All in adorable madness no less, Z could never deceive.

Brilliant .....

GeoffC · 05-20-2009, 11:45 AM

MobileRead works to keep us here,
By guile, wit, repartee and fear
of a thread too long,
to read all the way to the swan-song,
'cause that'll cost us dear.

Peverel · 05-20-2009, 11:55 AM

I tried to write a limerick for on here
But in truth, I'm not good, that is clear
I can get past the start
but it then falls apart
and the last line just doesn't seem to work at all

zelda_pinwheel · 05-20-2009, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peverel

I tried to write a limerick for on here
But in truth, I'm not good, that is clear
I can get past the start
but it then falls apart
and the last line just doesn't seem to work at all

Wetdogeared · 05-20-2009, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

zelda_pinwheel · 05-20-2009, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peverel

I tried to write a limerick for on here
But in truth, I'm not good, that is clear
I can get past the start
but it then falls apart
and the last line just doesn't seem to work at all

A psock puppet wanted to write
a few limericks for our delight.
"But alas," he maintained,
"That form so constrained
Kills my muse and inhibits my Art."

GeoffC · 05-20-2009, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peverel

I tried to write a limerick for on here
But in truth, I'm not good, that is clear
I can get past the start
but it then falls apart
and the last line just doesn't seem to work at all*

...*I fear...
...*except with a tear.....

Peverel · 05-20-2009, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

A psock puppet wanted to write
a few limericks for our delight.
"But alas," he maintained,
"That form so constrained
Kills my muse and inhibits my Art."

Wow sooo cool *bows and postrates himself*

(BTW thats not an eek smiley its shock due to awe at your artfulness)

GeoffC · 05-20-2009, 12:08 PM

Limericks gone mad,
Limericks gone bad;
All hail ye who try
No one needs to cry,
But it's an interesting fad.

05-18-2009, 10:25 AM	#46
YGG- Dry fruit Posts: 1,157 Karma: 1047086 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, France Device: Bookeen Opus + HTC Desire HD	There is a bloke who loves choc'late He isn't the last for a lark His avatar of late Turned to a strange state And looks like it glows in the dark... Last edited by YGG-; 05-18-2009 at 10:29 AM.

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05-19-2009, 07:41 AM	#47
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	The post I just read really smarts It's bad when it's someone's hearts I'm worried I'm concerned I want to hear from the lady who farts.

05-19-2009, 06:53 PM	#48
rebarnmom Wizard Posts: 1,289 Karma: 4525055 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: rural Illinois, USA Device: Sony PRS-700 (traded in), Sony PRS-650	There was a fine Ministry. Whose mission was quite plain to see. The silliness abounds, as unutterable as it sounds. They're likely to make history.

05-19-2009, 06:58 PM	#49
rebarnmom Wizard Posts: 1,289 Karma: 4525055 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: rural Illinois, USA Device: Sony PRS-700 (traded in), Sony PRS-650	But the Ministry was overcome with psocks A pandemic no less than the pox. A blue fish and polls but never those trolls. Just to say MobileRead rocks!

05-19-2009, 06:59 PM	#50
Wetdogeared Storm Surge'n Posts: 5,781 Karma: 8213195 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Polar Vortex Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	Excellent, a pserial limerick. WDE.

05-19-2009, 09:29 PM	#51
rebarnmom Wizard Posts: 1,289 Karma: 4525055 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: rural Illinois, USA Device: Sony PRS-700 (traded in), Sony PRS-650	We apologize for this commercial interruption (I had to compose, er... make dinner). We now return you to the limerick in progress. They had a fine Queen, a Mod, I believe With subjects so loyal, who'd ever conceive? Sony's Reader 700 she did possess Her profile would never, ever confess. All in adorable madness no less, Z could never deceive.

05-20-2009, 11:45 AM	#53
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	MobileRead works to keep us here, By guile, wit, repartee and fear of a thread too long, to read all the way to the swan-song, 'cause that'll cost us dear.

05-20-2009, 11:55 AM	#54
Peverel Still Easily Confused Posts: 889 Karma: 505319 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Hampshire/Berkshire/Surrey - yes I am that big Device: Kindle	I tried to write a limerick for on here But in truth, I'm not good, that is clear I can get past the start but it then falls apart and the last line just doesn't seem to work at all

05-20-2009, 12:08 PM	#60
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Limericks gone mad, Limericks gone bad; All hail ye who try No one needs to cry, But it's an interesting fad.