Silliness Keelhaul psockputtet - Page 2

Dylrob · 05-20-2009, 04:57 AM

How could I say no to a good keelhaul?

Keelhaul the lot of them!

tirsales · 05-20-2009, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ravenne

Are keelhaul assistants eligible to vote at all?

Of course! Its considered a professional opinion.

jinlo · 05-20-2009, 08:05 AM

All this keelhauling seems a bit harsh. And will it end there? It appears not.

GeoffC already wants to make them walk the plank, cut off their heads, and splice their Mainbrace! I'm going to have to check a medical dictionary to find just what a mainbrace is and where it's located, but I'm sure splicing it is probably quite painful.

Anyway, may I suggest focusing on GeoffC's last item and make the psockpuppet some nice fluffy pancakes and perhaps offering it some taffy for dessert. I remember reading somewhere that psockpuppets love taffy.

Then we can all go off and sing the score from Oklahoma!

"Oh, what a beautiful puppet, oh what a beautiful psock!"

yvanleterrible · 05-20-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by jinlo

All this keelhauling seems a bit harsh. And will it end there? It appears not.

GeoffC already wants to make them walk the plank, cut off their heads, and splice their Mainbrace! ..."

He said that?

It seems like not so long ago he was kicking and squeeling against it!

tirsales · 05-20-2009, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

He said that?

Kinda

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It seems like not so long ago he was kicking and squeeling against it!

No, he just didnt want to be placed behind bars - but he never objected to getting keelhauled, did he?

vivaldirules · 05-20-2009, 08:22 AM

Thank you for calling Keelhaul Associates. Please hold. All Keelhaul representatives are currently attending other customers. Your call will be answered in the order it was received. Your business is important to us so please hold wood.

GeoffC · 05-20-2009, 10:14 AM

Talking of wood, anyone seen R Wood recently ?

Lady Blue · 05-20-2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

Talking of wood, anyone seen R Wood recently ?

Not since he started selling socks for $1.99 pair. Hope he's making lots of moola; money even.

montsnmags · 05-20-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

Talking of wood, anyone seen R Wood recently ?

If I know the Good Professor Wood (and I don't, but lack of knowledge never stopped me from making up reality to fill in the gaps), he's probably hard at ****.

Cheers,
Marc

ShortNCuddlyAm · 05-20-2009, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

If I know the Good Professor Wood (and I don't, but lack of knowledge never stopped me from making up reality to fill in the gaps), he's probably hard at ****.

Cheers,
Marc

Wash your mouth out for even thinking that disgraceful word!

GeoffC · 05-20-2009, 10:52 AM

let's see, what could **** represent ?

give me a clue ....

ShortNCuddlyAm · 05-20-2009, 10:53 AM

Well, there aren't enough stars for it to be sleep or chocolate...

GeoffC · 05-20-2009, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Well, there aren't enough stars for it to be sleep or chocolate...

my thoughts exactly ....

GeoffC · 05-20-2009, 10:55 AM

but marc could have mis-spelt it. did he use a dictionary?

Lady Blue · 05-20-2009, 10:58 AM

A 4-letter word . . . I don't know any 4-letter words except WORK. You don't suppose RWood could be hard at THAT, do you?

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No, first keelhaul netseeker, then keelhaul psockpuppet.	7	33.33%
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05-20-2009, 04:57 AM	#16
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	How could I say no to a good keelhaul? Keelhaul the lot of them!

05-20-2009, 08:05 AM	#18
jinlo aka coco jinlo Posts: 415 Karma: 500002 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: NJ-USA Device: Just purchased Sony 505, but alas, it is for the wife	All this keelhauling seems a bit harsh. And will it end there? It appears not. GeoffC already wants to make them walk the plank, cut off their heads, and splice their Mainbrace! I'm going to have to check a medical dictionary to find just what a mainbrace is and where it's located, but I'm sure splicing it is probably quite painful. Anyway, may I suggest focusing on GeoffC's last item and make the psockpuppet some nice fluffy pancakes and perhaps offering it some taffy for dessert. I remember reading somewhere that psockpuppets love taffy. Then we can all go off and sing the score from Oklahoma! "Oh, what a beautiful puppet, oh what a beautiful psock!"

05-20-2009, 08:22 AM	#21
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Thank you for calling Keelhaul Associates. Please hold. All Keelhaul representatives are currently attending other customers. Your call will be answered in the order it was received. Your business is important to us so please hold wood.

05-20-2009, 10:14 AM	#22
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Talking of wood, anyone seen R Wood recently ?

05-20-2009, 10:52 AM	#26
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	let's see, what could **** represent ? give me a clue ....

05-20-2009, 10:53 AM	#27
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	Well, there aren't enough stars for it to be sleep or chocolate...

05-20-2009, 10:55 AM	#29
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	but marc could have mis-spelt it. did he use a dictionary?

05-20-2009, 10:58 AM	#30
Lady Blue the snarky blue one Posts: 6,001 Karma: 3877825 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: deep in the heart Device: PRS500, 505 & 600, PRST1 & T2, Kindle PW, Moto Razr, Galaxy Tab 2-10"	A 4-letter word . . . I don't know any 4-letter words except WORK. You don't suppose RWood could be hard at THAT, do you?