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Old 10-09-2026, 02:41 AM   #931
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Jokes about murderers aren't funny...

Unless they are executed properly.
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Old 10-13-2026, 07:05 PM   #932
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One was given to Monica, in his life.
One was given to Erica, by his side.
One of them was given to Sandra, in the sun.
One was given to Mary, all night long.

But they were all of them deceived. Deep in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Lou Bega forged a master mambo, Mambo No. 5
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Old 10-13-2026, 08:22 PM   #933
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Interviewer to Trump. “Want to hear a joke?”

Trump. “Yes”.

Interviewer. “Canada’.

Trump. “I don't get it”.

Interviewer. “Correct”.
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Old 10-24-2026, 03:10 AM   #934
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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter when they met at the Dairy Queen?

You're a blizzard, Harry!
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Old 10-24-2026, 06:16 PM   #935
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Old 10-24-2026, 06:44 PM   #936
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I stabbed a vampire, beat zombies to death and killed the devil itself...
My spouse rushes through the room and shouts, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM CANDIES, IDIOT!"
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Old 10-24-2026, 06:54 PM   #937
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Old 10-24-2026, 07:37 PM   #938
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What do you call a chicken that stops laying eggs?

Dinner.
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To see what was on the other side.

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Old Yesterday, 05:15 PM   #941
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Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spending eternity in
Me: Actually, since we're underground, it would be magma
Devil: You understand this is why you're here, right?
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Old Today, 03:18 PM   #943
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Did you know that if you play Nickelback backwards you can hear the devil?
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