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Old 10-09-2026, 02:41 AM   #931
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Old 10-13-2026, 07:05 PM   #932
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One was given to Monica, in his life.
One was given to Erica, by his side.
One of them was given to Sandra, in the sun.
One was given to Mary, all night long.

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Old 10-13-2026, 08:22 PM   #933
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Interviewer to Trump. “Want to hear a joke?”

Trump. “Yes”.

Interviewer. “Canada’.

Trump. “I don't get it”.

Interviewer. “Correct”.
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Old Yesterday, 03:10 AM   #934
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I stabbed a vampire, beat zombies to death and killed the devil itself...
My spouse rushes through the room and shouts, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM CANDIES, IDIOT!"
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