Silliness Terrible Jokes - Page 62

ownedbycats · 09-18-2026, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by nana77

LOL, why?

If that's toilet bowl cleaner (I can't tell), animal-derived products like caprylic acid (derived from milk) are sometimes used as disinfecentns and such.

nana77 · 09-19-2026, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ownedbycats

If that's toilet bowl cleaner (I can't tell), animal-derived products like caprylic acid (derived from milk) are sometimes used as disinfecentns and such.

Thanks, it's a toilet foam cleaner. The point to me is that, labeling "Vegan" a product without certifications, it's pure "marketing stuff"; it doesn't means it wasn't tested on animals nor that it hasn't ingredients like you mentions.
So laying for a foam toilet cleaner is quite a paradox itself imho.

ableal · 09-20-2026, 11:02 PM

"When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels."
"Why?"
"Sometimes."

DNSB · 09-21-2026, 12:58 PM

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.

DNSB · 09-21-2026, 05:04 PM

Why did the necromancer retire?
He just wanted to settle down and raise a family.

DNSB · 09-21-2026, 06:37 PM

Seems like a co-worker only gets sick on the weekends.
They must have a weekend immune system.

ownedbycats · 09-22-2026, 11:31 PM

People think being a waiter isn't a respectable job. But it puts food on the table.

Comfy.n · 09-22-2026, 11:43 PM

People say being a chef is too stressful. But at least you always know what’s cooking.

DNSB · 09-23-2026, 04:51 PM

A man dies one day and finds himself in Hell, much to his surprise.
The man has never sinned, he has attended church somewhat regularly and often gives to charity.

He asks at the gate if there has been a mistake to which the ferryman gives no answer.

He figures there is little hope for him, but somehow he will make the best of his situation.

He greets every demon with a smile, learns all of their names, he finds ways to keep himself somehow entertained as he is tortured, like counting every tile in the wall (yes, hell has masonry)

He's been there a while, it's hard to measure eternity until one day he spots The Devil himself.

He goes up and introduces himself, saying that despite everything it's an honour to meet him.

The devil returns the greeting and they make some idle small talk, until the man asks: "In all of Eternity, what is the one thing you are most proud of accomplishing?"

The devil smiles and replies simply "I convinced humanity that there was an alternative to this".

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ableal Connoisseur Posts: 55 Karma: 886 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Lisbon Device: Kobo Clara HD (2018), Kobo Libra 2 (2022), Boox Go 7 (2026)	"When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels." "Why?" "Sometimes."

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DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 54,774 Karma: 182340541 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.

09-21-2026, 05:04 PM	#920
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 54,774 Karma: 182340541 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Why did the necromancer retire? He just wanted to settle down and raise a family.

09-21-2026, 06:37 PM	#921
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 54,774 Karma: 182340541 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Seems like a co-worker only gets sick on the weekends. They must have a weekend immune system.

09-22-2026, 11:31 PM	#922
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,858 Karma: 83109175 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	People think being a waiter isn't a respectable job. But it puts food on the table.

09-22-2026, 11:43 PM	#923
Comfy.n want to learn what I want Posts: 2,449 Karma: 9656783 Join Date: Sep 2020 Device: Libra Colour	People say being a chef is too stressful. But at least you always know what’s cooking.

09-23-2026, 04:51 PM	#924
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 54,774 Karma: 182340541 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	A man dies one day and finds himself in Hell, much to his surprise. The man has never sinned, he has attended church somewhat regularly and often gives to charity. He asks at the gate if there has been a mistake to which the ferryman gives no answer. He figures there is little hope for him, but somehow he will make the best of his situation. He greets every demon with a smile, learns all of their names, he finds ways to keep himself somehow entertained as he is tortured, like counting every tile in the wall (yes, hell has masonry) He's been there a while, it's hard to measure eternity until one day he spots The Devil himself. He goes up and introduces himself, saying that despite everything it's an honour to meet him. The devil returns the greeting and they make some idle small talk, until the man asks: "In all of Eternity, what is the one thing you are most proud of accomplishing?" The devil smiles and replies simply "I convinced humanity that there was an alternative to this".

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