Silliness Terrible Jokes - Page 61

DNSB · 08-19-2026, 07:37 PM

Why are elephants always wrinkly?

Because ironing them takes way too long.

EdinUser · 08-23-2026, 10:08 AM

A guy walks into doctor's cabinet and tells him:
- Doc, the most strange thing is happening! I'm farting very often, but is silent and odorless!
Doctor wrote a prescription and tells the guy to come in two weeks. When the dude came back in two weeks:
- Doc, I'm still farting, still silent, but now it smell horrible!
- Well, the senes of smell is cured. Now - let's tackle the hearing loss

afv011 · 08-23-2026, 11:48 AM

Oat milk was discovered when NASA scientists sent goats to space.

DNSB · 08-23-2026, 03:24 PM

Why did the book go to the chiropractor?
Someone cracked its spine.

sabriseekquel · 08-25-2026, 06:51 AM

I told my wife I was going to sort the whole library alphabetically by author. She asked how far I had got. Halfway, I said. I was at B.

EdinUser · 08-25-2026, 01:23 PM

A Roman enters the bar, raises 2 fingers and says - 5 beers, please!

DNSB · 08-25-2026, 05:02 PM

A man walks up to the desk and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on paranoia?" The librarian leans in and whispers, "They're right behind you!"

DNSB · 08-27-2026, 03:59 PM

Due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap.

Cactus Chef · 08-27-2026, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DNSB

A man walks up to the desk and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on paranoia?" The librarian leans in and whispers, "They're right behind you!"

I tried to ask the librarian where the Self-Help books were, but she responded that if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

DNSB · Yesterday, 03:03 AM

A man went to a restaurant and ordered lobster. When the plate was placed before him, the lobster was in numerous pieces.
The man asked the waiter, “Why is my lobster so broken up?”
The waiter answered, ”The creatures fight inside the tank and they break off each other's limbs.”
The man then said, “Okay, bring me the winner.”
The waiter agreed with the customer, went to the kitchen and came back after a few minutes.
When the new plate was placed before him, the man noticed that the new lobster was mostly intact but it had two parts detached.
He said, “This one does not have a claw and something else too.”
The waiter said “Sir, this is indeed the victor but victory cost him an arm and a leg

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08-19-2026, 07:37 PM	#901
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 54,211 Karma: 182161593 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Why are elephants always wrinkly? Because ironing them takes way too long.

08-23-2026, 10:08 AM	#902
EdinUser Member Posts: 11 Karma: 1000 Join Date: Jul 2026 Device: Kobo Libre 2	A guy walks into doctor's cabinet and tells him: - Doc, the most strange thing is happening! I'm farting very often, but is silent and odorless! Doctor wrote a prescription and tells the guy to come in two weeks. When the dude came back in two weeks: - Doc, I'm still farting, still silent, but now it smell horrible! - Well, the senes of smell is cured. Now - let's tackle the hearing loss

08-23-2026, 11:48 AM	#903
afv011 Captain Penguin Posts: 2,973 Karma: 2080039745 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Seattle, WA Device: Kobo Clara BW, Kobo Libra 2, Nook Glowlight	Oat milk was discovered when NASA scientists sent goats to space.

08-23-2026, 03:24 PM	#904
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 54,211 Karma: 182161593 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Why did the book go to the chiropractor? Someone cracked its spine.

08-25-2026, 06:51 AM	#905
sabriseekquel Member Posts: 11 Karma: 10 Join Date: Aug 2026 Device: Kindle	I told my wife I was going to sort the whole library alphabetically by author. She asked how far I had got. Halfway, I said. I was at B.

08-25-2026, 01:23 PM	#906
EdinUser Member Posts: 11 Karma: 1000 Join Date: Jul 2026 Device: Kobo Libre 2	A Roman enters the bar, raises 2 fingers and says - 5 beers, please!

08-25-2026, 05:02 PM	#907
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 54,211 Karma: 182161593 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	A man walks up to the desk and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on paranoia?" The librarian leans in and whispers, "They're right behind you!"

08-27-2026, 03:59 PM	#908
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 54,211 Karma: 182161593 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap.

Yesterday, 03:03 AM	#910
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 54,211 Karma: 182161593 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	A man went to a restaurant and ordered lobster. When the plate was placed before him, the lobster was in numerous pieces. The man asked the waiter, “Why is my lobster so broken up?” The waiter answered, ”The creatures fight inside the tank and they break off each other's limbs.” The man then said, “Okay, bring me the winner.” The waiter agreed with the customer, went to the kitchen and came back after a few minutes. When the new plate was placed before him, the man noticed that the new lobster was mostly intact but it had two parts detached. He said, “This one does not have a claw and something else too.” The waiter said “Sir, this is indeed the victor but victory cost him an arm and a leg