Silliness Terrible Jokes - Page 61

DNSB · 08-19-2026, 07:37 PM

Why are elephants always wrinkly?

Because ironing them takes way too long.

EdinUser · 08-23-2026, 10:08 AM

A guy walks into doctor's cabinet and tells him:
- Doc, the most strange thing is happening! I'm farting very often, but is silent and odorless!
Doctor wrote a prescription and tells the guy to come in two weeks. When the dude came back in two weeks:
- Doc, I'm still farting, still silent, but now it smell horrible!
- Well, the senes of smell is cured. Now - let's tackle the hearing loss

afv011 · 08-23-2026, 11:48 AM

Oat milk was discovered when NASA scientists sent goats to space.

DNSB · 08-23-2026, 03:24 PM

Why did the book go to the chiropractor?
Someone cracked its spine.

sabriseekquel · Yesterday, 06:51 AM

I told my wife I was going to sort the whole library alphabetically by author. She asked how far I had got. Halfway, I said. I was at B.

EdinUser · Yesterday, 01:23 PM

A Roman enters the bar, raises 2 fingers and says - 5 beers, please!

DNSB · Yesterday, 05:02 PM

A man walks up to the desk and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on paranoia?" The librarian leans in and whispers, "They're right behind you!"

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08-19-2026, 07:37 PM	#901
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 54,033 Karma: 182150335 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Why are elephants always wrinkly? Because ironing them takes way too long.

08-23-2026, 10:08 AM	#902
EdinUser Member Posts: 11 Karma: 1000 Join Date: Jul 2026 Device: Kobo Libre 2	A guy walks into doctor's cabinet and tells him: - Doc, the most strange thing is happening! I'm farting very often, but is silent and odorless! Doctor wrote a prescription and tells the guy to come in two weeks. When the dude came back in two weeks: - Doc, I'm still farting, still silent, but now it smell horrible! - Well, the senes of smell is cured. Now - let's tackle the hearing loss

08-23-2026, 11:48 AM	#903
afv011 Captain Penguin Posts: 2,973 Karma: 2080039745 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Seattle, WA Device: Kobo Clara BW, Kobo Libra 2, Nook Glowlight	Oat milk was discovered when NASA scientists sent goats to space.

08-23-2026, 03:24 PM	#904
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 54,033 Karma: 182150335 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Why did the book go to the chiropractor? Someone cracked its spine.

Yesterday, 06:51 AM	#905
sabriseekquel Member Posts: 10 Karma: 10 Join Date: Aug 2026 Device: Kindle	I told my wife I was going to sort the whole library alphabetically by author. She asked how far I had got. Halfway, I said. I was at B.

Yesterday, 01:23 PM	#906
EdinUser Member Posts: 11 Karma: 1000 Join Date: Jul 2026 Device: Kobo Libre 2	A Roman enters the bar, raises 2 fingers and says - 5 beers, please!

Yesterday, 05:02 PM	#907
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 54,033 Karma: 182150335 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	A man walks up to the desk and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on paranoia?" The librarian leans in and whispers, "They're right behind you!"

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