05-27-2026, 02:27 PM
|
#886 |
|
Groupie
 Posts: 184
Karma: 220
Join Date: May 2026
Location: London, United Kingdom
Device: Kindle PW3, Kobo Clara Colour
|
My vaccum cleaner doesn't suck. All it does is collect dust.
|
|
|
|
05-27-2026, 03:21 PM
|
#887 |
|
Bah! Humbug!
 
Posts: 66,599
Karma: 136477515
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
|
Never buy flowers from a monk.
Only you can prevent florist friars ... |
|
|
|
|
05-27-2026, 07:41 PM
|
#888 |
|
Bibliophagist
Posts: 52,414
Karma: 180944990
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Vancouver
Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos
|
I grilled a chicken for two hours.
It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road… |
|
|
|
|
06-07-2026, 01:05 PM
|
#889 |
|
Bah! Humbug!
Posts: 66,599
Karma: 136477515
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!
|
If a chameleon can't change colors, does he have reptile dysfunction?
|
|
|
|
|
06-07-2026, 01:57 PM
|
#890 |
|
Bibliophagist
Posts: 52,414
Karma: 180944990
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Vancouver
Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos
|
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion. |
|
|
|
 |
| Tags |
| awful sense of humour, dad jokes, not always terrible, silliness |
«
Previous Thread
|
Next Thread
»
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| DO NOT BUY ONYX BOOX! Terrible device, terrible customer service! | alain_desilets | Onyx Boox | 15 | 05-05-2015 03:54 PM |
| PB - Jokes | cipri | PocketBook | 50 | 04-06-2011 02:13 PM |
| April Jokes | doctorow | Lounge | 2 | 04-01-2005 10:24 AM |
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:15 AM.