Could you rate this joke and quote? Superman 2 spoiler

[MikeSmulkwski]

Ok. I have around 80 ebooks on Kindle but only modest sales. My writing comes naturally and I like what I write mostly short story comedic works. I got one review that said one book is funny but not much after. This is a brand new short story that costs 99 cents. One is a quote that isn’t a joke and the other is a joke about a parody of an extended scene in Superman 2. I included the link to the kindle book just in case anyone is interested.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0H2BXGZ7S...s%2C120&sr=8-1

“I am death, I cannot die,” Death said. (Also the tagline)

Here is the Superman 2 joke.

​Raymond looked at the television. Superman 2 was on. Lara, Superman’s real mother, spoke in the ongoing movie.
​“This crystal chamber has harnessed the rays of the red sun of Krypton. Once exposed to these rays, all your great powers on Earth will disappear forever.”
​“Hold my beer,” Lois said.