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Why should you never eat a clock when you're in a hurry?
It's time consuming. |
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A man called his handyman, saying "My front doorknob has been stolen! I can't get in my own home!"
The handyman replies: "Don't worry, I'll handle it." |
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Is that a sandwich?
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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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What do you call a lawyer who can cook? A sue chef
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Bah! Humbug!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms |
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What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake.
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