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Old 05-10-2009, 10:44 PM   #46
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Okay, I will start the ball rolling...as I am mostly still a newbie to the Llounge.
Hah! Like I believe that, Curly. That excuse gets old very quick, when you jump in the deep in like you did.

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Oh no, it's just montsnmags who makes this place a little bit scary sometimes.
I'm not at all scary. I'm a quite-lovely person who is very approachable and friendly and gregarious and coherent and the next person who says otherwise is going to have their spinal chord eaten in situ from tail to top by my pet basilisk, Pwca.

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  • Yes please, pint of bitter please.
Sure thing. A pint of Zany Carter Deluxe coming right up.

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And some questions of my own:

How did you know I have hairy feet?
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What is Surströmming?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming

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When can I expect my Bilbothy to be delivered?
The Bilbophy (correcting my own misspelling) is not a thing, but a place within your heart, where you open yourself to the possibility that most people are good people, and that someone you don't know is just a friend you haven't met yet, and that the world is indeed a beautiful place of love, and chocolate and pastry and unlimited-bacon-for-all-dogs and...

Nah, sorry, I can't keep it going. Your Bilbophy is above. Please thank your family, your manager and whatever gods you cravenly beg every night before bed not to eat your puny soul.

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In order to follow montsnmags instructions, I shall begin with:

“Hi, I'm silly, and I'm proud of it”

With that said, I hope I have avoided any dire consequences from Adrian and a quiver of bananas.
You'd think, wouldn't you. [wrrwrrwrrwrrTHUNK!splllat!dribble] Hmm, that was a ripe one, eh?

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I must admit I do not know who or what Adrian is
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See him? He's over there, about to throw another banana at you. Oh, no, that's right, he's invisible (except for when I can see him). He's my friend, the invisible and inadvertently violent gibbon...or I'm his psockpuppet, and he's the real one...or we're both figments of Brian Jr's imagination...but, anyway, he's quite a swell chap who'll happily pull your colon out through your left nostril if you frak with the fairy (that's if you're lucky and the fairy doesn't frak with you first). Any control I once had over him has since been lost, and the Llounge and its occupants, particularly its more literary denizens, appear to have imbued him with complete autonomy and an out-of-(my)-control sense of independence. They don't make invisible friends like they used to.

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Omg, i wonder what montsnmags will say to this one...
Perhaps it's part of the prematurity that had the lad grow hair on his feetsies - well that and the end-limb confusion. Self-abuse: ur doin' it rong!

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Because I'm saving up for an antipodean one?
Excellent, I'll fill up the spa with ZCD concentrate and set the temperature to "Consommé".

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Those two things may be connected. I'd recommend continuing posting until you understand every single one of Marc's posts....
That's what I'm doing.

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I believe Marc has survelliance on Evil Marc (TM) who is in league with the Pirate Ninja Squirrels who maintain continually updated, highly detailed dossiers on everyone.
[In Evil Marc's lair, a wall of screens focus at many different magnifications and from many angles on the ever-trembling figure of LazyScot. From human head height an evil chuckle, like the sound of basalt boulders being shifted by rock-giants, emerges, and is echoed at the level of feetsies by a thousand slightly asynchronous and for some reason distinctly furry utterances of the word "Giggle"]

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Old 05-11-2009, 03:33 AM   #47
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Da...da-da-da da da...da da da-da-da da da...da DAAAAAAAAAAA!



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WOW - that is just totally WOW
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Old 05-11-2009, 11:10 AM   #48
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Da...da-da-da da da...da da da-da-da da da...da DAAAAAAAAAAA!



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The Bilbophy (correcting my own misspelling) is not a thing, but a place within your heart, where you open yourself to the possibility that most people are good people, and that someone you don't know is just a friend you haven't met yet, and that the world is indeed a beautiful place of love, and chocolate and pastry and unlimited-bacon-for-all-dogs and...
aw ! somebody should make a cross-stitch wall-hanging of that for the llounge.

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Nah, sorry, I can't keep it going. Your Bilbophy is above. Please thank your family, your manager and whatever gods you cravenly beg every night before bed not to eat your puny soul.
...and that too.

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[WHA...!] Bugger. Missed.
yep, he's been paying attention !

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[In Evil Marc's lair, a wall of screens focus at many different magnifications and from many angles on the ever-trembling figure of LazyScot. From human head height an evil chuckle, like the sound of basalt boulders being shifted by rock-giants, emerges, and is echoed at the level of feetsies by a thousand slightly asynchronous and for some reason distinctly furry utterances of the word "Giggle"]
sound of a bullett whizzing past as lazyscot exits at machEleventy heading for his Squirrel-Proof (ha !) bunker...
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Old 05-11-2009, 11:22 AM   #49
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Old 05-11-2009, 11:34 AM   #50
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Reading through this thread I had flashbacks to the movie Freaks...



Bilbo, you might want to run now...

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Old 05-11-2009, 01:52 PM   #51
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Old 05-12-2009, 05:34 AM   #52
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Sorry I wasn't around to pick this up - I'm like one of those big Hollywood stars who is too 'busy' to attend an Awards Ceremony!

What can I say - it just looks gorgeous and is the first award I've picked up since the Under-13 Portishead and District Football Cup (Runners Up) - 3 appearances, no goals, no assists. I'll put it next to that in the Trophy Cabinet that I am now going to have specially built for my downstairs toilet.

Looking forward to my first pint of Zany Carter Deluxe - as a man who once drank drain cleaner for a few months (I thought it was a liqueur - long story!) - I doubt it'll bother me too much.

Just off to the shops to buy a tin of Award Polish.
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Old 05-12-2009, 06:44 AM   #53
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Sorry I wasn't around to pick this up - I'm like one of those big Hollywood stars who is too 'busy' to attend an Awards Ceremony!
Don't let that stop you providing us with an acceptance speech. We're waiting......

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Just off to the shops to buy a tin of Award Polish.
There has got to be a poll pun in there, somewhere....
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Old 05-12-2009, 07:28 AM   #54
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Looking forward to my first pint of Zany Carter Deluxe - as a man who once drank drain cleaner for a few months (I thought it was a liqueur - long story!) - I doubt it'll bother me too much.
Wow.
Marc may have met his match.
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Old 05-12-2009, 08:22 AM   #55
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Marc may have met his match.
I make a 1:99 ratio Zany Carter Deluxe to drain cleaner alcopop, so that the pre-teens have something safe to drink.

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I make a 1:99 ratio Zany Carter Deluxe to drain cleaner alcopop, so that the pre-teens have something safe to drink.

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Marc
i love how you always take pains to include everyone, so that no-one feels left out.
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i love how you always take pains to include everyone, so that no-one feels left out.
Are said pre-teens technically SHUMS?

Just asking.

Nevermind . . . I'll check the WIKI.
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i love how you always take pains to include everyone, so that no-one feels left out.
I've been working on a recipe for something I'm calling Zany Carter DGMa. There's a lot of prune juice in it.

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Are said pre-teens technically SHUMS?

Just asking.

Nevermind . . . I'll check the WIKI.
i think it's time to make a wiki entry about the mythologie of the Llounge. Adrian, the squirrels, shums, zany carters, harv and vera, llamas, etc. they should all be documented.

there was actually a suggestion a while back that we make a wiki page about mobileread, giving things like milestones in the forum's history. i'll see if i can find that thread...

meanwhile, who will start the wiki page ? nick seems like a good candidate, he seems to have a good knowledge both of the wiki and of the various stories...
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I've been working on a recipe for something I'm calling Zany Carter DGMa. There's a lot of prune juice in it.

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