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DNSB · 12-31-2025, 07:09 PM

Why is this thread suddenly becoming active again as the year ends? Is the end of times approaching?

Sirtel · 12-31-2025, 07:22 PM

Isn't it always approaching? Didn't people feel it approaching thousands of years ago?

Solitaire1 · 01-01-2026, 01:12 AM

Could the reason that this thread has returned to life is because it was so alone and it gasped out to be remembered? Could it be like Tinkerbell where only a post could keep it alive?

Sirtel · 01-01-2026, 08:17 AM

Maybe it just became a zombie and rose from the dead to eat the brains of us all?

nana77 · 01-01-2026, 10:44 AM

Maybe it became a zombie, rose from the dead but discovered to be vegetarian?

Sirtel · 01-01-2026, 11:44 AM

Is it even possible for a zombie to be vegetarian? I mean, don't they disintegrate without eating brains or something?

Solitaire1 · 01-02-2026, 02:10 AM

Could vegetarian zombies eat vegetarians to ensure they have a balanced diet when also eating brains?

Sirtel · 01-02-2026, 02:24 AM

Are vegetarian brains different from non-vegetarian brains?

DNSB · 01-02-2026, 03:21 AM

Do vegetarians even have brains large enough to be worth eating?

Sirtel · 01-02-2026, 03:54 AM

You mean vegetarians are immune from zombie attacks?

nana77 · 01-02-2026, 04:57 AM

Maybe should vegetarian zombies search for proteins in vegetables instead, as non-zombies that are vegetarians so often don't really mind to find them?

Sirtel · 01-02-2026, 11:01 AM

Aren't zombies obligatory brain eaters? Wouldn't vegetarian diet kill them (so to speak)?

nana77 · 01-02-2026, 03:03 PM

Yes, and yes: but wasn't that the funny part lol?
*too, seriously, I don't want to offend vefetarians, it was just a recall as I'm not pretty sure any of them would really care to check (in real World) if they have eaten the-enought-daily-proteins the body needs for real.

DNSB · 01-02-2026, 04:47 PM

Do you use a steak to kill a vegetarian vampire?

Solitaire1 · 01-02-2026, 06:32 PM

Wouldn't that depend on if the steak was rare or well done?

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12-31-2025, 07:09 PM	#17191
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 49,471 Karma: 174632678 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Why is this thread suddenly becoming active again as the year ends? Is the end of times approaching?

12-31-2025, 07:22 PM	#17192
Sirtel Grand Sorcerer Posts: 14,432 Karma: 244455419 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Estonia Device: Kobo Sage & Libra 2	Isn't it always approaching? Didn't people feel it approaching thousands of years ago?

01-01-2026, 01:12 AM	#17193
Solitaire1 Observant Owl Posts: 15,065 Karma: 70503010 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	Could the reason that this thread has returned to life is because it was so alone and it gasped out to be remembered? Could it be like Tinkerbell where only a post could keep it alive?

01-01-2026, 08:17 AM	#17194
Sirtel Grand Sorcerer Posts: 14,432 Karma: 244455419 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Estonia Device: Kobo Sage & Libra 2	Maybe it just became a zombie and rose from the dead to eat the brains of us all?

01-01-2026, 10:44 AM	#17195
nana77 Wizard Posts: 1,262 Karma: 898412 Join Date: May 2025 Device: Kobo Forma	Maybe it became a zombie, rose from the dead but discovered to be vegetarian?

01-01-2026, 11:44 AM	#17196
Sirtel Grand Sorcerer Posts: 14,432 Karma: 244455419 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Estonia Device: Kobo Sage & Libra 2	Is it even possible for a zombie to be vegetarian? I mean, don't they disintegrate without eating brains or something?

01-02-2026, 02:10 AM	#17197
Solitaire1 Observant Owl Posts: 15,065 Karma: 70503010 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	Could vegetarian zombies eat vegetarians to ensure they have a balanced diet when also eating brains?

01-02-2026, 02:24 AM	#17198
Sirtel Grand Sorcerer Posts: 14,432 Karma: 244455419 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Estonia Device: Kobo Sage & Libra 2	Are vegetarian brains different from non-vegetarian brains?

01-02-2026, 03:21 AM	#17199
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 49,471 Karma: 174632678 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Do vegetarians even have brains large enough to be worth eating?

01-02-2026, 03:54 AM	#17200
Sirtel Grand Sorcerer Posts: 14,432 Karma: 244455419 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Estonia Device: Kobo Sage & Libra 2	You mean vegetarians are immune from zombie attacks?

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01-02-2026, 04:57 AM	#17201
nana77 Wizard Posts: 1,262 Karma: 898412 Join Date: May 2025 Device: Kobo Forma	Maybe should vegetarian zombies search for proteins in vegetables instead, as non-zombies that are vegetarians so often don't really mind to find them?

01-02-2026, 11:01 AM	#17202
Sirtel Grand Sorcerer Posts: 14,432 Karma: 244455419 Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Estonia Device: Kobo Sage & Libra 2	Aren't zombies obligatory brain eaters? Wouldn't vegetarian diet kill them (so to speak)?

01-02-2026, 03:03 PM	#17203
nana77 Wizard Posts: 1,262 Karma: 898412 Join Date: May 2025 Device: Kobo Forma	Yes, and yes: but wasn't that the funny part lol? *too, seriously, I don't want to offend vefetarians, it was just a recall as I'm not pretty sure any of them would really care to check (in real World) if they have eaten the-enought-daily-proteins the body needs for real.

01-02-2026, 04:47 PM	#17204
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 49,471 Karma: 174632678 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Do you use a steak to kill a vegetarian vampire?

01-02-2026, 06:32 PM	#17205
Solitaire1 Observant Owl Posts: 15,065 Karma: 70503010 Join Date: Nov 2009 Device: NookColor, Nook Glowlight 4	Wouldn't that depend on if the steak was rare or well done?