Silliness Terrible Jokes - Page 52

DNSB · 12-21-2025, 12:24 AM

Did you hear about the guy whose nine-headed pet was stolen? He was really dehydrated.

DNSB · 12-21-2025, 09:34 PM

Dogs prepare you for babies. Cats prepare you for teenagers.

poohbear_nc · 12-24-2025, 04:44 PM

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle Smells!

ownedbycats · 12-24-2025, 08:58 PM

My friend often gets the words jacuzzi and yakuza mixed up. Now they're in hot water with Japanese gangsters.

DNSB · 12-25-2025, 01:30 AM

I was reading a highly recommended book. All I have to say is I found it to have all the tenderness, pathos and humour of a telephone directory.

ownedbycats · 12-25-2025, 05:39 PM

What’s the difference between a reindeer and a knight in shining armor?

One is slaying a dragon and the other is dragging a sleigh.

ownedbycats · Yesterday, 04:52 PM

A lady returns home late at night and finds one of her servants in her bedroom.

She approaches him and says "Take off my shoes." He takes off her shoes.

"Take off my dress." He takes off her dress.

"Take off my bra.", and he takes off her bra.

"And if I see you one more time dressing up in my clothes, you're fired!"

DNSB · Today, 12:11 AM

Somebody just broke into my apartment and stole every lamp, flashlight, and lightbulb. I’m so delighted.

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12-21-2025, 12:24 AM	#766
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 49,122 Karma: 174632678 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Did you hear about the guy whose nine-headed pet was stolen? He was really dehydrated.

12-21-2025, 09:34 PM	#767
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 49,122 Karma: 174632678 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Dogs prepare you for babies. Cats prepare you for teenagers.

12-24-2025, 04:44 PM	#768
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,789 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!

12-24-2025, 08:58 PM	#769
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,425 Karma: 80995913 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	My friend often gets the words jacuzzi and yakuza mixed up. Now they're in hot water with Japanese gangsters.

12-25-2025, 01:30 AM	#770
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 49,122 Karma: 174632678 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	I was reading a highly recommended book. All I have to say is I found it to have all the tenderness, pathos and humour of a telephone directory.

12-25-2025, 05:39 PM	#771
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,425 Karma: 80995913 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	What’s the difference between a reindeer and a knight in shining armor? One is slaying a dragon and the other is dragging a sleigh.

Yesterday, 04:52 PM	#772
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,425 Karma: 80995913 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	A lady returns home late at night and finds one of her servants in her bedroom. She approaches him and says "Take off my shoes." He takes off her shoes. "Take off my dress." He takes off her dress. "Take off my bra.", and he takes off her bra. "And if I see you one more time dressing up in my clothes, you're fired!"

Today, 12:11 AM	#773
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 49,122 Karma: 174632678 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Somebody just broke into my apartment and stole every lamp, flashlight, and lightbulb. I’m so delighted.