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Old 12-05-2025, 11:14 AM   #751
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A famous chocolate company developed a new product with 50% less moisture.

It was called Dryer Lindt.
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Old 12-05-2025, 02:28 PM   #752
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Good one!

Did you hear about the guy who ate six cans of alphabet soup? He had the biggest vowel movement ever.
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Old 12-05-2025, 08:25 PM   #753
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I before e, except when a weird but conscientious scientist like Einstein deigns to reimburse the concierge for the counterfeit eiderdown pillow or you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour!
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Old 12-08-2025, 09:02 PM   #754
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Silence is golden... Unless you have a toddler, in which case silence is very, very suspicious.

Something which my granddaughters make me very aware of.
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Old 12-11-2025, 08:07 AM   #755
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Silence is golden... Unless you have a toddler, in which case silence is very, very suspicious.

Something which my granddaughters make me very aware of.
A cozy evening in the family home. Comfort. Peace. Quiet.

The mother tells the daughter, "Go see what the little Johnny is doing there and tell him to stop."
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Old 12-11-2025, 07:26 PM   #756
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Did you hear about the group of boats which crushed each other against their mooring structure? Yet more casualties of pier pressure.
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Scientists have finally discovered exactly how much sleep a human needs. “Just five minutes more.”
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Did you hear about the group of boats which crushed each other against their mooring structure? Yet more casualties of pier pressure.
A ship carrying black paint collided with another ship carrying red paint. Both crews were marooned.
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I wonder if the arachnophobia support group has a web site.
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