Silliness Terrible Jokes - Page 45

DNSB · 10-15-2025, 03:47 AM

Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!

Freeshadow · 10-15-2025, 03:51 AM

what's the name of the girl most songs have been written about?

Annie Mor

DNSB · 10-15-2025, 02:27 PM

Did you hear about the new website Alberta has developed for released rare wild cats, which helps them to connect, keep tabs on each other, and discover new opportunities? Yeah, the province’s pretty optimistic about LynxedIn.

ownedbycats · 10-15-2025, 02:42 PM

How do you spot Cruella de Vil at a science convention?

She's the one in the Lab coat.

DNSB · 10-15-2025, 03:44 PM

Did you hear about the exorcist who offers a payment plan? If people fall behind on their payments, they’ll get repossessed!

ownedbycats · 10-16-2025, 11:32 AM

My cat's tail came off, so I had to get him a new one. I went to the retail store.

DNSB · 10-16-2025, 07:10 PM

My friend David just had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav now.

ownedbycats · 10-17-2025, 09:04 PM

I'm sorry, but we don't hire people who can foresee the future. We're a non-prophet organization.

Martinoptic · Yesterday, 12:55 PM

Soon, I'll be sharing some jokes about library books.
They're long overdue.

ownedbycats · Yesterday, 01:55 PM

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Start with a billion.

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10-15-2025, 03:47 AM	#661
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 47,869 Karma: 174315098 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!

10-15-2025, 03:51 AM	#662
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 2,817 Karma: 24285242 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: PB 623	what's the name of the girl most songs have been written about? Annie Mor

10-15-2025, 02:27 PM	#663
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 47,869 Karma: 174315098 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Did you hear about the new website Alberta has developed for released rare wild cats, which helps them to connect, keep tabs on each other, and discover new opportunities? Yeah, the province’s pretty optimistic about LynxedIn.

10-15-2025, 02:42 PM	#664
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,315 Karma: 79528341 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	How do you spot Cruella de Vil at a science convention? She's the one in the Lab coat.

10-15-2025, 03:44 PM	#665
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 47,869 Karma: 174315098 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	Did you hear about the exorcist who offers a payment plan? If people fall behind on their payments, they’ll get repossessed!

10-16-2025, 11:32 AM	#666
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,315 Karma: 79528341 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	My cat's tail came off, so I had to get him a new one. I went to the retail store.

10-16-2025, 07:10 PM	#667
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 47,869 Karma: 174315098 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	My friend David just had his ID stolen. We just call him Dav now.

10-17-2025, 09:04 PM	#668
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,315 Karma: 79528341 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	I'm sorry, but we don't hire people who can foresee the future. We're a non-prophet organization.

Yesterday, 12:55 PM	#669
Martinoptic Bibliophist Posts: 7,480 Karma: 7237230 Join Date: Dec 2021 Location: England Device: none	Soon, I'll be sharing some jokes about library books. They're long overdue.

Yesterday, 01:55 PM	#670
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,315 Karma: 79528341 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	What's the easiest way to make a million dollars? Start with a billion.