Silliness Terrible Jokes - Page 43

DNSB · Yesterday, 08:16 PM

I once asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, "Not yet. We're still waiting for someone to come and claim you."

ownedbycats · Today, 07:56 AM

I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers. I really need to wash some mugs.

Cactus Chef · Today, 09:03 AM

I went into the Barnes and Noble the other day and asked the service desk where the Self-Help section was, but the employee said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

ownedbycats · Today, 12:03 PM

Customer: This steak is practically uncooked! Do you serve them all this way?

Waiter: No, sir. It's extremely rare.

ownedbycats · Today, 12:08 PM

My vegetarian friend told me that people who sell meat are gross.

I replied that people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.

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Yesterday, 08:16 PM	#631
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 47,586 Karma: 172313954 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	I once asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, "Not yet. We're still waiting for someone to come and claim you."

Today, 07:56 AM	#632
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,222 Karma: 77935877 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	I was sitting drinking coffee in my slippers. I really need to wash some mugs.

Today, 09:03 AM	#633
Cactus Chef Guru Posts: 647 Karma: 8153118 Join Date: Apr 2019 Location: East Coast, United States Device: Kobo Sage, Kobo Clara HD, Galaxy Tab S5e, Kindle 4th Gen	I went into the Barnes and Noble the other day and asked the service desk where the Self-Help section was, but the employee said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Today, 12:03 PM	#634
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,222 Karma: 77935877 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	Customer: This steak is practically uncooked! Do you serve them all this way? Waiter: No, sir. It's extremely rare.

Today, 12:08 PM	#635
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 11,222 Karma: 77935877 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	My vegetarian friend told me that people who sell meat are gross. I replied that people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.

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