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Old 12-14-2024, 06:53 PM   #496
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Old 12-18-2024, 11:55 AM   #497
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Old 12-18-2024, 02:29 PM   #498
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Old 12-18-2024, 03:25 PM   #499
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Old 12-19-2024, 08:23 PM   #500
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Old 12-20-2024, 01:27 PM   #501
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Old 12-21-2024, 08:19 PM   #502
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Old 12-25-2024, 06:39 PM   #503
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Old 12-25-2024, 07:30 PM   #504
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Productivity tip: Clear today's to-do list by moving every item to tomorrow's to-do list.
Even better: Don't leave today's tasks for tomorrow, because there will be a day after tomorrow as well.
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Old 12-26-2024, 04:06 AM   #505
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Old 12-27-2024, 09:58 PM   #506
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Why did the employee bring a ladder to the meeting?

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Old 12-28-2024, 01:51 AM   #507
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I’m looking for a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices. With unlimited Internet access, doughnuts, and coffee.
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Old 12-28-2024, 02:23 AM   #508
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I’m looking for a job where I am politely ignored and left to my own devices. With unlimited Internet access, doughnuts, and coffee.
My dream job! (minus the doughnuts, not a fan of those).
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Old 01-09-2025, 01:42 AM   #509
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Someone once asked me if I would shoot my boss for $50,000... I said yes, I would definitely do that, but it's going to take me a while to come up with $50,000.
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Old 01-14-2025, 08:04 PM   #510
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John is being shown around the office by his new boss. They enter the IT department and John sees a man using two keyboards at once. "That's incredible", says John. "Trust a geek to use two keyboards at once". "Hey!" replied his boss. "That's stereotyping."
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