The Vent and Rant Thread - Page 198

krisk · 05-01-2009, 01:36 PM

he is a co-worker. if he ever showed up in these forums I would faint dead away. his idea of a riveting read is skanky brown paper wrapping literature, or the latest Archie and Jughead issue.

vivaldirules · 05-01-2009, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by krisk

he is a co-worker. if he ever showed up in these forums I would faint dead away. his idea of a riveting read is skanky brown paper wrapping literature, or the latest Archie and Jughead issue.

Hi. It's me - Dennis. I know it's a shock, but it really is me. Sorry, girlie. Don't mean to upset you. Hey, what's wrong with my brown paper wrapping literature anyway? It's not skanky. There are some GOOD stories in there!! You should read some of them. And, oh, I come here because of all the Archie and Jughead ecomics that are posted in the upload section. They're hilarious! Anyway, see ya by the water cooler in an hour? I could show you some of my latest literature, if you want.

krisk · 05-01-2009, 03:22 PM

hahahaha! WRONG!!!!! you spelled correctly, used punctuation, and were more or less grammatically correct!

vivaldirules · 05-01-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by krisk

hahahaha! WRONG!!!!! you spelled correctly, used punctuation, and were more or less grammatically correct!

Drat!

yvanleterrible · 05-01-2009, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

You've got to threaten them or provide some disincentive.

WDE.

How many times I tried, alcohol won't work, those bugs are demonic. (Just like sq......) :hidesbehindEEEPC:

montsnmags · 05-02-2009, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

it's a she.....

RSE isn't drawing on any entomological knowledge - he just has really good eyesight.

Cheers,
Marc

pshrynk · 05-02-2009, 08:37 AM

Okay. We have a new Electronic Medical Record. Got it? And with this EMR, we have to take notes at the patient's bedside as we are seeing them. With me so far? That means that we either have to a) see a patient in our office witha desktop or b) have a portable tablet that we carry with us to the bedside. That clear?

So, today, being the first day of the new EMR, I go in to see patients. Not a stretch i do that every farking weekend. --Now follow closely-- I ask for my tablet. Blank stares. You know, the tablets they've been talking about for about a farking year? THE TABLET??????

Oh, I guess we forgot to order those.

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fledchen · 05-02-2009, 08:50 AM

Maybe the Census will lend you their handheld devices.
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/29...gadget-us.html

tirsales · 05-02-2009, 09:57 AM

Forgot to order the tablets? I do hope you can just add another order for them ... but I guess it goes through the whole bureaucratic process - and as soon as you get the tablets you will have a new shiny system which requires another kind of input-device...

yvanleterrible · 05-02-2009, 10:23 AM

Why order? Go to a store. It's a lovely day.

pshrynk · 05-02-2009, 10:39 AM

Then, I sent a prescription to a printer and it vaporized. Sent to some unknown printer on some unknown network on an as yet to be determined planet, somewhere.

If anyone gets a printout of a prescription for a Schedule II medication with my name on it, could you give me a call?

ShortNCuddlyAm · 05-02-2009, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Then, I sent a prescription to a printer and it vaporized. Sent to some unknown printer on some unknown network on an as yet to be determined planet, somewhere.

If anyone gets a printout of a prescription for a Schedule II medication with my name on it, could you give me a call?

I'd love to, but I've just got it fulfilled so I can sell it...

montsnmags · 05-02-2009, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

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If anyone gets a printout of a prescription for a Schedule II medication with my name on it, could you give me a call?

Bugger that for a joke. I'm not calling. We call that "Free Happy Pills Day" 'round this neck of the goose.

Cheers,
Marc (Medical M&Ms - Madness and Misdemeanours)

phenomshel · 05-02-2009, 11:07 AM

Ah, Pshrynk, I'm sorry. If it's any consolation, I'm in school to prevent this type of thing happening. (Medical Office Management). I'm going to use your example in a classroom discussion this week.

UncleDuke · 05-02-2009, 11:08 AM

canada is taking the lead in doughnuts, there are more doughnut shops in canada per capta than there are in the us, we must strive to close this doughnut gap without filling in the doughnut hole

05-02-2009, 08:37 AM	#2962
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Okay. We have a new Electronic Medical Record. Got it? And with this EMR, we have to take notes at the patient's bedside as we are seeing them. With me so far? That means that we either have to a) see a patient in our office witha desktop or b) have a portable tablet that we carry with us to the bedside. That clear? So, today, being the first day of the new EMR, I go in to see patients. Not a stretch i do that every farking weekend. --Now follow closely-- I ask for my tablet. Blank stares. You know, the tablets they've been talking about for about a farking year? THE TABLET?????? Oh, I guess we forgot to order those. *AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!* Last edited by pshrynk; 05-02-2009 at 08:59 AM.

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05-01-2009, 01:36 PM	#2956
krisk Wizard Posts: 2,148 Karma: 8229 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the road again Device: kindle	he is a co-worker. if he ever showed up in these forums I would faint dead away. his idea of a riveting read is skanky brown paper wrapping literature, or the latest Archie and Jughead issue.

05-01-2009, 03:22 PM	#2958
krisk Wizard Posts: 2,148 Karma: 8229 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the road again Device: kindle	hahahaha! WRONG!!!!! you spelled correctly, used punctuation, and were more or less grammatically correct!

05-02-2009, 08:50 AM	#2963
Fledchen Guru Posts: 663 Karma: 84658 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Minnesota, USA Device: PB360+, Sony950, VR Stream, iPod Touch, iPad	Maybe the Census will lend you their handheld devices. http://www.boingboing.net/2009/04/29...gadget-us.html

05-02-2009, 09:57 AM	#2964
tirsales MIA ... but returning som Posts: 1,600 Karma: 511342 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Germany Device: PRS-505 and Really not owning a PRS-700	Forgot to order the tablets? I do hope you can just add another order for them ... but I guess it goes through the whole bureaucratic process - and as soon as you get the tablets you will have a new shiny system which requires another kind of input-device...

05-02-2009, 10:23 AM	#2965
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Why order? Go to a store. It's a lovely day.

05-02-2009, 10:39 AM	#2966
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Then, I sent a prescription to a printer and it vaporized. Sent to some unknown printer on some unknown network on an as yet to be determined planet, somewhere. If anyone gets a printout of a prescription for a Schedule II medication with my name on it, could you give me a call?

05-02-2009, 11:07 AM	#2969
phenomshel ZCD BombShel Posts: 4,793 Karma: 8293322 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: The Frozen North (aka Illinois, USA) Device: iPad, STB Kindle Oasis	Ah, Pshrynk, I'm sorry. If it's any consolation, I'm in school to prevent this type of thing happening. (Medical Office Management). I'm going to use your example in a classroom discussion this week.

05-02-2009, 11:08 AM	#2970
UncleDuke books & doughnuts Posts: 882 Karma: 37857 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: usa Device: sony reader, kindle2	canada is taking the lead in doughnuts, there are more doughnut shops in canada per capta than there are in the us, we must strive to close this doughnut gap without filling in the doughnut hole