Seriousness Run for the Hills! Swine Flu! - Page 9

tirsales · 04-30-2009, 10:53 AM

Oh well .. Anybody remembered avian (in)flu(enza) / bird flu?

The farmer (roughly translated) says: That's not funny! Do you understand?

HarryT · 04-30-2009, 10:56 AM

The two people in the UK who were hospitalised after returning from their honeymoon in Mexico have today been released from hospital, having made a complete recovery.

Sparrow · 04-30-2009, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by HarryT

The two people in the UK who were hospitalised after returning from their honeymoon in Mexico have today been released from hospital, having made a complete recovery.

Phew, sounds like some honeymoon.

DixieGal · 04-30-2009, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Moejoe

Heard my first Swine Flu joke today.

Q: How do you know if you have Swine Flu?

A: You break out in rashers

My sister told me this one:

After the pigs inherit the earth, what will they call the other white meat?

GeoffC · 04-30-2009, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Quintana Roo, the state in Mexico where I'm headed next week, as of yesterday, did not have any reported cases. Just goes to show...

.... that they are waiting for you to arrive ....

From all the reports this far, the flu - appears to be no more deadly than a 'normal' flu bug (yet).....

Alphapheemail · 04-30-2009, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Moejoe

Heard my first Swine Flu joke today.

Q: How do you know if you have Swine Flu?

A: You break out in rashers

But don't worry, it can be treated with oinkment.

Nate the great · 04-30-2009, 02:27 PM

There are now cases of swine flu in Maryland. I think it's time we faced facts; this is the end of western civilization. I don't know about you, but I'm going to go get an early start on the looting.

Remember, everyone: it's pillage, then burn. If you burn first then there is less to pillage.

DixieGal · 04-30-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Alphapheemail

But don't worry, it can be treated with oinkment.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate the great

There are now cases of swine flu in Maryland. I think it's time we faced facts; this is the end of western civilization. I don't know about you, but I'm going to go get an early start on the looting.

Remember, everyone: it's pillage, then burn. If you burn first then there is less to pillage.

I'm gonna go get me a board with a nail to use as a club - strictly for protection, you know - and I'll meet you outside the jewelry store. Bring some bricks, please.

wodin · 04-30-2009, 02:53 PM

It's all a conspiracy, the pigs invented it to make people stop eating pork. It talks all abut it here.

Sparrow · 04-30-2009, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by wodin

It's all a conspiracy, the pigs invented it to make people stop eating pork. It talks all abut it here.

I don't believe that - I think they're telling porkie pies.

tirsales · 04-30-2009, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Nate the great

Remember, everyone: it's pillage, then burn. If you burn first then there is less to pillage.

Oh
*looks at burning torch*
*shrugs*
Serves as lighting!

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Originally Posted by DixieGal

I'm gonna go get me a board with a nail to use as a club - strictly for protection, you know - and I'll meet you outside the jewelry store. Bring some bricks, please.

*unloads pushcart*
Be my guest

DixieGal · 04-30-2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by tirsales

Oh
*looks at burning torch*
*shrugs*
Serves as lighting!

*unloads pushcart*
Be my guest

That's the teamwork spirit!

GeoffC · 05-01-2009, 10:26 AM

From the BBC Web Site

pshrynk · 05-01-2009, 10:30 AM

Well, it's been downgraded form Swine Flu to H1N1 influenza. If there's not an animal attached, then it must not be improtant. At least that's the way it works in the llounge, right?

DixieGal · 05-01-2009, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Well, it's been downgraded form Swine Flu to H1N1 influenza. If there's not an animal attached, then it must not be improtant. At least that's the way it works in the llounge, right?

That's a nice comforting thought! Thanks!

(Sort of runs along the lines of the citrus tumor scale - lemon, orange, or grapefruit sized.)

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