Silliness The Proud Texan Thread - Page 4

zelda_pinwheel · 04-06-2009, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Of course, if you wanted to run the world without anyone knowing about it then you would protest that you dnp't want to run the world. I sense a conspiracy...

i didn't want to say it... who knows what they'll do if they think their cover has been compromised...

pshrynk · 04-06-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

i didn't want to say it... who knows what they'll do if they think their cover has been compromised...

It couldn't be any worse than the black helicopters that are constanly hovering over my house now...

zelda_pinwheel · 04-06-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

It couldn't be any worse than the black helicopters that are constanly hovering over my house now...

Greg Anos · 04-06-2009, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

Aw, Pshrynk, they're just lookin' for pitchers for the Rangers....Red

pshrynk · 04-06-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

Aw, Pshrynk, they're just lookin' for pitchers for the Rangers....Red

Hey, anybody worth plucking from the bleachers around here is going to the Reds!

Greg Anos · 04-06-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

Hey, anybody worth plucking from the bleachers around here is going to the Reds!

Tha's why we havfta use the black helicopters, so as not to spook the prospects....Red

Lady Blue · 04-06-2009, 10:59 AM

We don't really want to rule the world.

(Yes we do)

(No we don't)

(Yes we really DO)

(No we really DON'T)

We're still mulling that one over. We're not sure if ruling the United States of Texas is enough, or if we want to expand right now, what with the economy the way it is.

Well, maybe. I hear it is a buyer's market after all.

Maybe not the whole world. Maybe just the countries that don't play well with others. (We do have the death penalty down here, so we'd make them behave OR ELSE.)

RickyMaveety · 04-06-2009, 12:45 PM

The motto of a Texas trucking company as proudly displayed on their trucks (which I saw while shopping in Marble Falls today).

"Piece of Mind, Guaranteed"

I wonder how much extra they charge to guarantee your whole mind??

krisk · 04-06-2009, 01:15 PM

Oh my! Maybe whoever wrote had piece of something else on their mind?

vivaldirules · 04-06-2009, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

okay, now that the mr software come to life has admitted to living in texas, there is nothing anyone can say to convince me that texans are *not* plotting to take over the world !!

(unless they already have...)

So, if the "forum software come-to-life" (we gotta find a shorter way of saying that somehow) is a converted Texan, is married, and has children, what does that imply as far as Alexander's skills at writing software? Or is it possible that these memories were simply imbedded engrams which were designed to keep said software content?

Greg Anos · 04-06-2009, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

So, if the "forum software come-to-life" (we gotta find a shorter way of saying that somehow) is a converted Texan, is married, and has children, what does that imply as far as Alexander's skills at writing software? Or is it possible that these memories were simply imbedded engrams which were designed to keep said software content?

I'm not touching that one with a ten-foot politician....

Lady Blue · 04-06-2009, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

So, if the "forum software come-to-life" (we gotta find a shorter way of saying that somehow) is a converted Texan, is married, and has children, what does that imply as far as Alexander's skills at writing software? Or is it possible that these memories were simply imbedded engrams which were designed to keep said software content?

May I interject?

Yes.

Alexander is quite skillful, and I believe I'm as currently content as software can be. Thank you kindly.

It's a never ending story (at least until the next upgrade.)

Lady Blue · 04-06-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

I'm not touching that one with a ten-foot politician....

I don't think I've ever seen a ten-foot politician.

Oh, yeah, everything's bigger in Texas.

Would that be the really tall Big Tex guy that greets you at the Texas State Fair?

I don't want him touching me. He's creepy.

phenomshel · 04-06-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Blue

I don't think I've ever seen a ten-foot politician.

Oh, yeah, everything's bigger in Texas.

Would that be the really tall Big Tex guy that greets you at the Texas State Fair?

I don't want him touching me. He's creepy.

Y'all have the jargon wrong. It's "I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot electrified cattle prod".

Greg Anos · 04-06-2009, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by phenomshel

Y'all have the jargon wrong. It's "I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot electrified cattle prod".

There's a difference?

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Lady Blue the snarky blue one Posts: 6,001 Karma: 3877825 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: deep in the heart Device: PRS500, 505 & 600, PRST1 & T2, Kindle PW, Moto Razr, Galaxy Tab 2-10"	We don't really want to rule the world. (Yes we do) (No we don't) (Yes we really DO) (No we really DON'T) We're still mulling that one over. We're not sure if ruling the United States of Texas is enough, or if we want to expand right now, what with the economy the way it is. Well, maybe. I hear it is a buyer's market after all. Maybe not the whole world. Maybe just the countries that don't play well with others. (We do have the death penalty down here, so we'd make them behave OR ELSE.)

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RickyMaveety Holy S**T!!! Posts: 5,213 Karma: 108401 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: San Diego, California!! Device: Kindle and iPad	The motto of a Texas trucking company as proudly displayed on their trucks (which I saw while shopping in Marble Falls today). "Piece of Mind, Guaranteed" I wonder how much extra they charge to guarantee your whole mind??

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krisk Wizard Posts: 2,148 Karma: 8229 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the road again Device: kindle	Oh my! Maybe whoever wrote had piece of something else on their mind?