What Should Happen to those who Hi-Jack a Serious Thread? - Page 23

YGG- · 04-03-2009, 05:25 AM

Next time : how do you make a VINAIGRETTE (ta-daaaa!)

kaas · 04-03-2009, 05:51 AM

Put him in bed/the brig/the hold with the captain's daughter, (3×) [1]
Early in the morning!

Tickle down below with a feather duster, (3x)
Early in the morning!

Hoover round the room in your girlfriends undies, (3x)
Early in the morning!

Tie him to a sheep and call him Taffy, (3x)
Early in the morning!

Beat him round the head with an oily kipper, (3x)
Early in the morning!

Stick him in drag and make him Tina, (3x)
Early in the morning!

Take him and shake him and try and wake him, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Make him walk the plank and swim at sea, (3x)
Early in the morning!

Make him kiss the gardeners daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the scupper with a hosepipe on him, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the longboat til he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Keep him there and make him bale 'er, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the pickle barrel til he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the grog barrel til he's pickled, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Throw him in the bilge and make him drink it, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hang him from the mast like a jolly roger, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Soak him in oil til he's grown flippers, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Keelhaul him til he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Var.
Keelhaul him and pass the bottle, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the brig until he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3×)
Early in the morning!

You haven't seen the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Heave him by the leg in a running bowline, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Set him polishing up the brasswork, (3×)
Early in the morning!

'Round with the rum and scotch and whiskey, (3×)
Early in the morning!

God Speed, The whales are comin', (3x)
Early in the morning!

Go to the market and buy some apples, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hang him from the yardarm til he dangles, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Scratch his back with a Cat o' Nine Tails, (3×)
Early in the morning

Have seen the captain's daughter? (2×)
Early in the morning!
Followed by:
Have you smelled the captain's daughter? (1×)
Early in the morning!

Put a bag over his head and kick him in the bollocks, (3x)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the Head with his skivies on backwards, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the hull with an angry weasel, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoist him aboard with a running bowline, (3×)
Early in the morning!

YGG- · 04-03-2009, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaas

Put him in bed/the brig/the hold with the captain's daughter, (3×) [1]
Early in the morning!

Tickle down below with a feather duster, (3x)
Early in the morning!

Hoover round the room in your girlfriends undies, (3x)
Early in the morning!

[...]

Put him in the hull with an angry weasel, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoist him aboard with a running bowline, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Can you sing it too?

kaas · 04-03-2009, 06:04 AM

Yes, but that would constitute "cruel and unusual punishment" under the Bill of Rights and we wouldn't want to kill the poor lads outright, or would we...?

YGG- · 04-03-2009, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaas

Yes, but that would constitute "cruel and unusual punishment" under the Bill of Rights and we wouldn't want to kill the poor lads outright, or would we...?

Well...you might want to consider all the options there...

PieOPah · 04-03-2009, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenne

In Germany you take ketchup AND mayo (the greedy Germans

). It´s called french fries "red white".

Isn't that just 'seafood sauce' for prawns? Or the 'secret sauce' for burgers?

Sweetpea · 04-03-2009, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YGG-

Here : http://homecooking.about.com/od/sala.../r/blcon64.htm or [fr] here : http://www.meilleurduchef.com/cgi/md...ayonnaise.html
Two ideas more :

Once the mayonnaise begins to "appear" (solidify???), you can add as much oil as you need; you can produce litterally liters of mayonnaise at one time
you want to experiment with ingredients : sunflower or olive oil; add some fine herbs; try with curry...

When I was young :scrounge-scrounge: we did it by hand, just "beating" it with a fork (you make a circular gesture that constantly hits the bowl, that's why it's called "battre la mayonnaise") -- doing it all your life will give you a nice tennis elbow too

No, no, that is how you MAKE mayonnaise, not how you DO mayonnaise...

Wetdogeared · 04-03-2009, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweetpea

No, no, that is how you MAKE mayonnaise, not how you DO mayonnaise...

That would depend, wouldn't it, on if you had the large mouth jar or the plastic squeeze dispenser?

desertgrandma · 04-03-2009, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YGG-

Do you guys actually BUY mayonnaise

--why not vinaigrette while you're at it? Mayonnaise is something you DO MAKE (sorry)

, as any French will tell you...

We are so spoiled...........

yvanleterrible · 04-03-2009, 10:24 AM

Personally I think all those sauces hide the real taste of foods. Nature made them perfect in the first place! The only thing I would add would be a sprinklig of chopped garlic and a dash of salt or pepper.

Parents do not do justice to their children by hiding food with much too powerful flavors.(hypersweets are an other example) No wonder most people as they age can not detect the subtle differences in wines and spices.

Sweetpea · 04-03-2009, 10:24 AM

Don't you all think it's a good time to go outside and finish my book?

zelda_pinwheel · 04-03-2009, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desertgrandma

We are so spoiled...........

if you ever tasted REAL mayonnaise you wouldn't think so...

i have a friend who makes it ; when we are cooking together i'm the one with the fork for beating it. it's nothing at all like anything you can buy in a bottle. she makes it for instance sometimes for artichauts which we eat as a salad (she calls them "artifroids" because they're cold

) and although normally i prefer vinaigrette (also made at home !) if she is making the mayonnaise i'll happily dip my leaves in there !

and now : Mayonnaise by Ceux qui marchent debout for your listening and condiment pleasure.

edit : arg, stupid dailymotion videos won't embed, go here : http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1079c_la-mayo_fun

desertgrandma · 04-03-2009, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Personally I think all those sauces hide the real taste of foods. Nature made them perfect in the first place! The only thing I would add would be a sprinklig of chopped garlic and a dash of salt or pepper.

Parents do not do justice to their children by hiding food with much too powerful flavors.(hypersweets are an other example) No wonder most people as they age can not detect the subtle differences in wines and spices.

(confession) I used to use catsup (ketchup?) on steak. My mother was mortified..............but I've grown up now and just use it on my tacos...........

yvanleterrible · 04-03-2009, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

(she calls them "artifroids" because they're cold

)

Good one! My kind of humor!

Sweetpea · 04-03-2009, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Personally I think all those sauces hide the real taste of foods. Nature made them perfect in the first place! The only thing I would add would be a sprinklig of chopped garlic and a dash of salt or pepper.

Parents do not do justice to their children by hiding food with much too powerful flavors.(hypersweets are an other example) No wonder most people as they age can not detect the subtle differences in wines and spices.

I once read a story about a woman who always had salt in her purse. Whatever she ate, she'd sprinkle salt on it, because "it didn't have any taste otherwise"...

Personally, I hardly use sauce on anything, only a cheese sauce on (wikipedia to my rescue!) cauliflower. And on my pasta, naturally. We don't use too many spices either, if the cooking is done correctly, you don't need lots of spices...

And mayonnaise with fries.

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04-03-2009, 05:51 AM	#332
kaas Muncher of ebooks Posts: 312 Karma: 6423 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fürth, Germany Device: Pocketbook 360	Put him in bed/the brig/the hold with the captain's daughter, (3×) [1] Early in the morning! Tickle down below with a feather duster, (3x) Early in the morning! Hoover round the room in your girlfriends undies, (3x) Early in the morning! Tie him to a sheep and call him Taffy, (3x) Early in the morning! Beat him round the head with an oily kipper, (3x) Early in the morning! Stick him in drag and make him Tina, (3x) Early in the morning! Take him and shake him and try and wake him, (3×) Early in the morning! Make him walk the plank and swim at sea, (3x) Early in the morning! Make him kiss the gardeners daughter, (3×) Early in the morning! Put him in the scupper with a hosepipe on him, (3×) Early in the morning! Put him in the longboat til he's sober, (3×) Early in the morning! Keep him there and make him bale 'er, (3×) Early in the morning! Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×) Early in the morning! Put him in the pickle barrel til he's sober, (3×) Early in the morning! Put him in the grog barrel til he's pickled, (3×) Early in the morning! Throw him in the bilge and make him drink it, (3×) Early in the morning! Hang him from the mast like a jolly roger, (3×) Early in the morning! Soak him in oil til he's grown flippers, (3×) Early in the morning! Keelhaul him til he's sober, (3×) Early in the morning! Var. Keelhaul him and pass the bottle, (3×) Early in the morning! Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless, (3×) Early in the morning! Put him in the brig until he's sober, (3×) Early in the morning! Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3×) Early in the morning! You haven't seen the captain's daughter, (3×) Early in the morning! Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down, (3×) Early in the morning! Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er, (3×) Early in the morning! Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon, (3×) Early in the morning! Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3×) Early in the morning! Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end, (3×) Early in the morning! Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster, (3×) Early in the morning! Heave him by the leg in a running bowline, (3×) Early in the morning! Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3×) Early in the morning! Set him polishing up the brasswork, (3×) Early in the morning! 'Round with the rum and scotch and whiskey, (3×) Early in the morning! God Speed, The whales are comin', (3x) Early in the morning! Go to the market and buy some apples, (3×) Early in the morning! Hang him from the yardarm til he dangles, (3×) Early in the morning! Scratch his back with a Cat o' Nine Tails, (3×) Early in the morning Have seen the captain's daughter? (2×) Early in the morning! Followed by: Have you smelled the captain's daughter? (1×) Early in the morning! Put a bag over his head and kick him in the bollocks, (3x) Early in the morning! Put him in the Head with his skivies on backwards, (3×) Early in the morning! Put him in the hull with an angry weasel, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoist him aboard with a running bowline, (3×) Early in the morning!

04-03-2009, 06:04 AM	#334
kaas Muncher of ebooks Posts: 312 Karma: 6423 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fürth, Germany Device: Pocketbook 360	Yes, but that would constitute "cruel and unusual punishment" under the Bill of Rights and we wouldn't want to kill the poor lads outright, or would we...?

04-03-2009, 10:24 AM	#340
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Personally I think all those sauces hide the real taste of foods. Nature made them perfect in the first place! The only thing I would add would be a sprinklig of chopped garlic and a dash of salt or pepper. Parents do not do justice to their children by hiding food with much too powerful flavors.(hypersweets are an other example) No wonder most people as they age can not detect the subtle differences in wines and spices.

04-03-2009, 10:24 AM	#341
Sweetpea Grand Sorcerer Posts: 9,707 Karma: 32763414 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Krewerd Device: Pocketbook Inkpad 4 Color; Samsung Galaxy Tab S6	Don't you all think it's a good time to go outside and finish my book?