Long Live Mobilita Republica. - Page 21

dreams · 03-20-2009, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by RWood

I did find this rendering of the lake near where Sweetpee wants to build a house, there are lots of properties available, some directly on the lake. It is open to all.

Just got through looking at some property right on the "lake". I like that fact that my yard will be lake-front

Construction to begin soon.

UncleDuke · 03-21-2009, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by RWood

Remember, we have a special this week, one dozen glazed for $2.50.

i'll take a gross, sounds like my kind of a place, i work for food you know, i also work for beer and wine and whiskey and women

a lot of my money seems to go for ex-wives, what;;s the law like about paying them? do i have to? if i get married again does that stop ttheir support checks?

pshrynk · 03-21-2009, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleDuke

i'll take a gross, sounds like my kind of a place, i work for food you know, i also work for beer and wine and whiskey and women

a lot of my money seems to go for ex-wives, what;;s the law like about paying them? do i have to? if i get married again does that stop ttheir support checks?

One of the happiest days of my life was when my first wife called and told me she was getting re-married, so I could quit sending spousal support.

Another happy day was when I reminded my second wife that we had a pre-nup and that she had a nursing license, so she could support herself.

desertgrandma · 03-21-2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by dreams

Just got through looking at some property right on the "lake". I like that fact that my yard will be lake-front

Construction to begin soon.

Dreams........there is a tax statement in the mail for you.

We're thinking if you can afford to build a lakehouse, you can afford to support us, your benevolent rulers.

Please sign the enclosed "transfer all money this person makes now and in the future to Republica Mobilita" form and have a nice day!

nekokami · 03-21-2009, 03:41 PM

Lakehouse, ha. I don't even have my own spot in the alleyway, and I can't afford a cardboard lean-to most of the time. Send your tax goons somewhere else, unless they want this handful of mud I've been saving (and not mud from the chocolate lake, either).

Sorry, financial matters (outside of MR) have me a bit stressed right now, and I think it's impacting my sense of humor. Please, carry on....

dreams · 03-21-2009, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RWood

I applied for a position and DG turned me down so rather than be the entire (or 50%) of the tax base I moved outside the country to my country house. Nice place, low taxes.

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

RWood, I like your country!

After I finish this wall, I'll join you and enjoy the view

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Originally Posted by RWood

I did find this rendering of the lake near where Sweetpee wants to build a house, there are lots of properties available, some directly on the lake. It is open to all.

Sweetpea found a "sweet" spot to build

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Originally Posted by dreams

Just got through looking at some property right on the "lake". I like that fact that my yard will be lake-front

Construction to begin soon.

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Originally Posted by RWood

Neko, you are more than welcome.

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Originally Posted by nekokami

Lakehouse, ha. I don't even have my own spot in the alleyway, and I can't afford a cardboard lean-to most of the time. Send your tax goons somewhere else, unless they want this handful of mud I've been saving (and not mud from the chocolate lake, either).

Neko, Since I will not be living under benevolent rulers (and get to keep my money), I have decided to build a guest house that you may have as your own. No rent, no bills, no worries

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Dreams........there is a tax statement in the mail for you.

We're thinking if you can afford to build a lakehouse, you can afford to support us, your benevolent rulers.

Please sign the enclosed "transfer all money this person makes now and in the future to Republica Mobilita" form and have a nice day!

Dear DesertGrandma, This is to inform you that The lakehouse is on the "other" side and therefore your bill is in error

yvanleterrible · 03-21-2009, 04:24 PM

Meezza still in chair. Meezza not been fed.

desertgrandma · 03-21-2009, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dreams

Dear DesertGrandma, This is to inform you that The lakehouse is on the "other" side and therefore your bill is in error

What?? Do I hear revolt? Where is my tax collector?

I would like to call your attention to post #1

Long Live Mobilita Republica.
Yvantheterrible has named our new world wide no boundries/no agenda/no rulers country........

Mobilita Republica.

So you see.............there IS no "other side"

Much like trying to escape another place which shall not be mentioned.........there is no place to go.

You are, however, welcome to keep building your dream house by the lake.

We will start a payment plan for you.

PS........please ignore the 'no rulers' part. We have decided we know best for the population. Trust us.

yvanleterrible · 03-21-2009, 04:42 PM

Meezza Troll still not been fed.

desertgrandma · 03-21-2009, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Meezza Troll still not been fed.

Yvan!!!

So sorry to have forgotten you!!!!

We'll be right with you, honest!!!

(Don't go anywhere.........)

dreams · 03-21-2009, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

What?? Do I hear revolt? Where is my tax collector?

I would like to call your attention to post #1

Long Live Mobilita Republica.
Yvantheterrible has named our new world wide no boundries/no agenda/no rulers country........

Mobilita Republica.

So you see.............there IS no "other side"

Much like trying to escape another place which shall not be mentioned.........there is no place to go.

You are, however, welcome to keep building your dream house by the lake.

We will start a payment plan for you.

PS........please ignore the 'no rulers' part. We have decided we know best for the population. Trust us.

I'm quite sure that bar code RWood has is working perfectly. We have scanned in and begun construction (the lake is yummy). Neko's guest house is almost complete and construction on the main house will begin soon

I'm quite sure that there was an "other dimension" exclusion clause when I signed in to MR

P.S. There is no postal service available here

desertgrandma · 03-21-2009, 04:50 PM

Shorty? You have a customer...........

RWood · 03-21-2009, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

What?? Do I hear revolt? Where is my tax collector?

I would like to call your attention to post #1

Long Live Mobilita Republica.
Yvantheterrible has named our new world wide no boundries/no agenda/no rulers country........

Mobilita Republica.

So you see.............there IS no "other side"

Much like trying to escape another place which shall not be mentioned.........there is no place to go.

You are, however, welcome to keep building your dream house by the lake.

We will start a payment plan for you.

PS........please ignore the 'no rulers' part. We have decided we know best for the population. Trust us.

You may claim all you like since your reality check bounced.

You have a runaway train wreck of a government that squandered all of the people's money on a few individuals at the top of the administration, tried to gain a favorable public relations perspective by offering the "head" of the government (in name only with no identified powers) to Queen Zelda so she could take the consequences for your looting of the treasury. (Have you no shame or did you try to sell that too?)

Then you drove away most of the population (while retaining their bank accounts) claiming them to be trolls, shums, or DRM. As a result you have very few workers remaining to pay the 98% tax rate (before the emergency tax surcharges) and only one new ebook (Managing Change: The Coins in the Couch) since you assumed power.

I did some research about the area you claim for Mobilita Republica:

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Originally Posted by History of the World, Part 2

Mobilita Republica was formerly the ancient province of Epurtris, from which the English word putrid is derived. Mobilita Republica was conquered by the Romans in 384 B.C., giving new meaning to the phrase "pyrrhic victory." At that time, Mobilita Republica was mostly swampland, and the Romans were building a huge viaduct to convert Mobilita Republica into a sewage treatment plant for the entire Roman Empire when the empire declined and fell. After the Romans left, Mobilita Republica fell into an especially well deserved obscurity, achieving notice only when armies found it easier to march through rather than around. Much of Mobilita Republica's early history is vague. During the Great Diarrhea Plague of 1619-1643, brought on by a typographical error in Mobilita Republica's first printed cookbook, most of the early records were wiped out.

desertgrandma · 03-21-2009, 05:08 PM

Yes, yes, we know all that.

We aren't stupid, we're just greedy and evil.

So, when can we expect payment?

Regardless of your suffering, loss of jobs, health care and homes, we must be paid our due!

RWood · 03-21-2009, 05:18 PM

So if I understand you right you have a mythical belief that you rule the world and want the rest of us to pay you money for you to squander along with a group of your hand picked cronies while you hide behind a cardboard cut-out of Queen Zelda of Pinwheel who you have set up to take the fall for all of your misdeeds.

I think it is time for you to check-in at the La Crosse Home for the Mentally Bewildered. Use the discount code "IAMNUTS" when registering. I am sure that the rest of the Mobilita Republica government will foot the remaining bill.

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03-21-2009, 03:41 PM	#305
nekokami fruminous edugeek Posts: 6,745 Karma: 551260 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Northeast US Device: iPad, eBw 1150	Lakehouse, ha. I don't even have my own spot in the alleyway, and I can't afford a cardboard lean-to most of the time. Send your tax goons somewhere else, unless they want this handful of mud I've been saving (and not mud from the chocolate lake, either). Sorry, financial matters (outside of MR) have me a bit stressed right now, and I think it's impacting my sense of humor. Please, carry on....

03-21-2009, 04:24 PM	#307
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Meezza still in chair. Meezza not been fed.

03-21-2009, 04:42 PM	#309
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Meezza Troll still not been fed.

03-21-2009, 04:50 PM	#312
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	Shorty? You have a customer...........

03-21-2009, 05:08 PM	#314
desertgrandma Enjoying the show.... Posts: 14,270 Karma: 10462843 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arizona Device: A K1, Kindle Paperwhite, an Ipod, IPad2, Iphone, an Ipad Mini & macAir	Yes, yes, we know all that. We aren't stupid, we're just greedy and evil. So, when can we expect payment? Regardless of your suffering, loss of jobs, health care and homes, we must be paid our due!

03-21-2009, 05:18 PM	#315
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	So if I understand you right you have a mythical belief that you rule the world and want the rest of us to pay you money for you to squander along with a group of your hand picked cronies while you hide behind a cardboard cut-out of Queen Zelda of Pinwheel who you have set up to take the fall for all of your misdeeds. I think it is time for you to check-in at the La Crosse Home for the Mentally Bewildered. Use the discount code "IAMNUTS" when registering. I am sure that the rest of the Mobilita Republica government will foot the remaining bill.