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Old 12-06-2019, 05:15 AM   #10726
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Old 12-06-2019, 10:07 PM   #10727
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Old 12-07-2019, 06:13 AM   #10728
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What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

A desserter.
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Old 12-07-2019, 09:13 AM   #10729
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Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

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Old 12-07-2019, 11:33 AM   #10730
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Or even worse, memory loss.
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Old 12-08-2019, 03:40 PM   #10731
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Old 12-10-2019, 05:46 AM   #10732
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Old 12-10-2019, 06:44 AM   #10733
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Old 12-10-2019, 07:19 AM   #10734
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Old 12-10-2019, 08:25 AM   #10735
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Old 12-10-2019, 08:37 AM   #10736
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Old 12-10-2019, 09:40 AM   #10737
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Old 12-10-2019, 03:01 PM   #10738
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Old 12-10-2019, 10:32 PM   #10739
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Old 12-11-2019, 05:17 AM   #10740
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