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Old 10-09-2019, 09:04 PM   #10621
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Oooo, I like that one!
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Old 10-09-2019, 09:13 PM   #10622
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Oooo, I like that one!
I don't know. Something about it just seems odd.
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Old 10-09-2019, 09:20 PM   #10623
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I don't know. Something about it just seems odd.
Maybe even ... irrational?
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Old 10-10-2019, 01:31 AM   #10624
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Maybe even ... irrational?
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Old 10-10-2019, 06:35 AM   #10625
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Old 10-10-2019, 06:36 AM   #10626
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Old 10-10-2019, 06:53 AM   #10627
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Old 10-11-2019, 03:41 AM   #10628
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I've found one very much in the spirit of this thread. Probably it's as old as Methuselah, but I've just come across it:

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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Anyone can roast beef.
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Old 10-12-2019, 03:20 PM   #10629
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Old 10-13-2019, 08:34 AM   #10630
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I've found one very much in the spirit of this thread. Probably it's as old as Methuselah, but I've just come across it:

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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Anyone can roast beef.
Except Vegans
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Old 10-13-2019, 03:52 PM   #10631
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Except Vegans
Or vegetarians!
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Old 10-13-2019, 03:53 PM   #10632
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But they can. They just won't.
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Old 10-14-2019, 02:40 PM   #10633
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It's actually a question of who is willing to eat such soup.....
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Old 10-14-2019, 02:48 PM   #10634
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There's a friend of mine who only eats vegetarian animals.
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Old 10-14-2019, 03:23 PM   #10635
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There's a friend of mine who only eats vegetarian animals.
I'm trying to figure out what they can eat. Beef, lamb, some fish? Anything else?

I know most fish will eat other fish, fowl all eat insects, pigs and goats eat anything.
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