Harv and Vera's Mexico Vacation - Page 19

badgoodDeb · 03-09-2009, 05:19 PM

Ooooo -- prepping an alibi!

Gaurnim · 03-10-2009, 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Ooooo -- prepping an alibi!

An explosion ?
Gotta go and prep an alibi too.

What am I going to use this time ...
Not "abducted by aliens", I already used in to escape a MobileRead Apéro.

Ah yeah, I've got it :
"Knee-deep in the dead", courtesy of the Space Marine of Doom fame.
I've been shipped to a space station where scientific experimentations on teleportation have opened a portal to Hell.
Leave a message after the Bip.

EDIT:
I can come back in a moment's notice if needed, teleportation is fun !
...
Damn, not really helping my alibi, this ...

zelda_pinwheel · 03-10-2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gaurnim

An explosion ?
Gotta go and prep an alibi too.

What am I going to use this time ...
Not "abducted by aliens", I already used in to escape a MobileRead Apéro.

Ah yeah, I've got it :
"Knee-deep in the dead", courtesy of the Space Marine of Doom fame.
I've been shipped to a space station where scientific experimentations on teleportation have opened a portal to Hell.
Leave a message after the Bip.

EDIT:
I can come back in a moment's notice if needed, teleportation is fun !
...
Damn, not really helping my alibi, this ...

badgoodDeb · 03-10-2009, 04:56 PM

Yeah -- while creating an alibi, it is strongly recommended that you NOT admit to having teleportation capabilities. That'll wreck an alibi so fast!!!

Gaurnim · 03-11-2009, 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Yeah -- while creating an alibi, it is strongly recommended that you NOT admit to having teleportation capabilities. That'll wreck an alibi so fast!!!

Yeah, it's always the problem :
you don't want to be blamed for what you haven't done but you don't want to miss the fun if you are to play a role in it.

GeoffC · 03-11-2009, 10:33 AM

If you need an alibi, I can always provide the necessary documentation and affidavit, dependent upon the usual cut of any or all illicit, or otherwise, renumerations of the chocolate and/or monetary commodity, whilst also maintaining a quiet non sequitur about any statement that may or may not be required in any court of any land which places an unnecessary burden on my ability or abilities to render the true nature of any event or non event that I am, through no pain or death expected to perform in the duties thereof, or not as the case may be...

you can count on my descretion in this matter, please post a public acknowledgement accordingly ....

3 winks at the left window and a waggle of the foot in the right....

Gaurnim · 03-11-2009, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeoffC

If you need an alibi, I can always provide the necessary documentation and affidavit ...

Greuh ?

pshrynk · 03-17-2009, 03:19 PM

The squid had to admit it. He was lost. He had started out in the direction he was pretty certain was the direction of the mill. However, the street signs were all different from back home. He had tried asking directions, but there weren't very many people here who were able to understand the emotive qualities of a cephalopod.

He had, in fact, narrowly escaped being made someone's supper on at least two occasions.Menacing people with the flare gun tended to make it easier to get away.

He mooched past a stall in an out of the way mercado. Inside he heard the proprietor screaming in Spanish. "Do no touch the merchandise! I cannot come down any further! And I cannot throw in the shipping! And where did that frog come from?!"

Well at least he would be lost in company. The squid went into the stall.

badgoodDeb · 03-17-2009, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

Well at least he would be lost in company. The squid went into the stall.

Dum da dum dum...... I hope that wasn't a Very Bad Idea on the squid's part!

pshrynk · 03-17-2009, 05:40 PM

Vera stood in the middle of the Taxi Headquarters. The Taxi Boss was eating a plate of tacos. Bois Aussi leaned against the wall, muttering aobut bush pilots and rotten luck.

"If we make a full assault on the mill, we can prbably overwhelm them," said Vera.

"Not if you want to have any agents left alive to prevent the bombing of the Fleet," said the Taxi Boss.

"I have a hard time making that my priority," said Vera, looking down in shame.

"Excuse, me?" said Bois Aussi.

"Leaving my agents alive or stopping the bombing?" There was a decided chill in the air.

"I say! Excuse me?" Bois Aussi's voice was getting shrill.

"It's just that it's Harv..."

"If I may?"

"That's okay, Toots, I'm with you!" said Vivaldi. "Harv owes me twenty bucks."

"I hate to be a noodge, here, but is there supposed to be a keg of dynamite with a lit fuse sitting over here in the closet?"

"WHAT?!?!" everyone screamed at once.

badgoodDeb · 03-17-2009, 05:43 PM

Oh My! (can you put out a fuse using a plate of tacos?)

zelda_pinwheel · 03-17-2009, 05:54 PM

well, i feel better knowing the squid is reunited with hugo and lefty. i bet things are really going to start moving now ! (and not just because of the dynamite.)

psockpuppet · 03-17-2009, 06:54 PM

"Hugo?"

"Yeah, Lefty?"

"What was that sound?"

"You mean the large boom, like a keg of dynomite going off?"

"Yeah, that one."

"Probably some sort of political statement."

"Oh. Why does that squid keep looking at us as if to say, 'Hi. We really need to get going now, because according to the script, you have a big role to play in the final act and you have to join the Chihuahua Cartel before you get there!'?"

"He's probably with the tourism bureau. I really must insist on you picking up at least part of the shipping bill!"

The small blue frog pulled out a wallet and paid the shipping, just to get Hugo to shut up.

zelda_pinwheel · 03-17-2009, 06:56 PM

uh oh, exploding kegs of dynomite are usually trouble.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 03-17-2009, 06:58 PM

Ack - I have no more nails left to bite!

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03-09-2009, 05:19 PM	#271
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,551 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Ooooo -- prepping an alibi!

03-10-2009, 04:56 PM	#274
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,551 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Yeah -- while creating an alibi, it is strongly recommended that you NOT admit to having teleportation capabilities. That'll wreck an alibi so fast!!!

03-11-2009, 10:33 AM	#276
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	If you need an alibi, I can always provide the necessary documentation and affidavit, dependent upon the usual cut of any or all illicit, or otherwise, renumerations of the chocolate and/or monetary commodity, whilst also maintaining a quiet non sequitur about any statement that may or may not be required in any court of any land which places an unnecessary burden on my ability or abilities to render the true nature of any event or non event that I am, through no pain or death expected to perform in the duties thereof, or not as the case may be... you can count on my descretion in this matter, please post a public acknowledgement accordingly .... 3 winks at the left window and a waggle of the foot in the right....

03-17-2009, 03:19 PM	#278
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	The squid had to admit it. He was lost. He had started out in the direction he was pretty certain was the direction of the mill. However, the street signs were all different from back home. He had tried asking directions, but there weren't very many people here who were able to understand the emotive qualities of a cephalopod. He had, in fact, narrowly escaped being made someone's supper on at least two occasions.Menacing people with the flare gun tended to make it easier to get away. He mooched past a stall in an out of the way mercado. Inside he heard the proprietor screaming in Spanish. "Do no touch the merchandise! I cannot come down any further! And I cannot throw in the shipping! And where did that frog come from?!" Well at least he would be lost in company. The squid went into the stall.

03-17-2009, 05:40 PM	#280
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Vera stood in the middle of the Taxi Headquarters. The Taxi Boss was eating a plate of tacos. Bois Aussi leaned against the wall, muttering aobut bush pilots and rotten luck. "If we make a full assault on the mill, we can prbably overwhelm them," said Vera. "Not if you want to have any agents left alive to prevent the bombing of the Fleet," said the Taxi Boss. "I have a hard time making that my priority," said Vera, looking down in shame. "Excuse, me?" said Bois Aussi. "Leaving my agents alive or stopping the bombing?" There was a decided chill in the air. "I say! Excuse me?" Bois Aussi's voice was getting shrill. "It's just that it's Harv..." "If I may?" "That's okay, Toots, I'm with you!" said Vivaldi. "Harv owes me twenty bucks." "I hate to be a noodge, here, but is there supposed to be a keg of dynamite with a lit fuse sitting over here in the closet?" "WHAT?!?!" everyone screamed at once.

03-17-2009, 05:43 PM	#281
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,551 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Oh My! (can you put out a fuse using a plate of tacos?)

03-17-2009, 05:54 PM	#282
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	well, i feel better knowing the squid is reunited with hugo and lefty. i bet things are really going to start moving now ! (and not just because of the dynamite.)

03-17-2009, 06:54 PM	#283
psockpuppet Lefty, Hugo, and me! Posts: 104 Karma: 29030 Join Date: Aug 2008 Device: Guttenberg Bible	"Hugo?" "Yeah, Lefty?" "What was that sound?" "You mean the large boom, like a keg of dynomite going off?" "Yeah, that one." "Probably some sort of political statement." "Oh. Why does that squid keep looking at us as if to say, 'Hi. We really need to get going now, because according to the script, you have a big role to play in the final act and you have to join the Chihuahua Cartel before you get there!'?" "He's probably with the tourism bureau. I really must insist on you picking up at least part of the shipping bill!" The small blue frog pulled out a wallet and paid the shipping, just to get Hugo to shut up.

03-17-2009, 06:56 PM	#284
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	uh oh, exploding kegs of dynomite are usually trouble.

03-17-2009, 06:58 PM	#285
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	Ack - I have no more nails left to bite!