Silliness Forum Game: Last person to post here wins! - Page 7687

binaryhermit · 06-14-2019, 09:11 PM

winning while exhausted mentally and physically

drjd · 06-15-2019, 03:46 AM

Good morning Dear Poohbear,

Glad your health is constantly improving. You apparently are having good time and enjoying the luxuries of this facility. Today Dr. Woo, a distant cousine of Dr. Who will visit for your health check-up. If he finds you in perfact shape, he will undertake a little surgery to implant some complex nano-chips under your feathers enabling you to mutate into a SuperChicken, and you will gain all the powers of Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, Batman and Wolverine together.

You know, this step is imperrative to make you able to defend yourself in the cruel world full of lizards, cats, dogs, mice and ferrets. The surgery is totally painless, and (possibly) does not have any side effects. Needless to say, It is important to make you completely indestructible before we proceed to the birthday party of the Spawn at Lab North!

Don't give a damn what the sneaky, untustworthy, double-dealing fiends are thinking aloud!

binaryhermit · 06-15-2019, 03:49 AM

Damn, won for 6.5 hours or so.
And now I won again.
And the grilled chicken was tasty

Dylrob · 06-15-2019, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjd

Good morning Dear Poohbear,

Glad your health is constantly improving. You apparently are having good time and enjoying the luxuries of this facility. Today Dr. Woo, a distant cousine of Dr. Who will visit for your health check-up. If he finds you in perfact shape, he will undertake a little surgery to implant some complex nano-chips under your feathers enabling you to mutate into a SuperChicken, and you will gain all the powers of Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, Batman and Wolverine together.

You know, this step is imperrative to make you able to defend yourself in the cruel world full of lizards, cats, dogs, mice and ferrets. The surgery is totally painless, and (possibly) does not have any side effects. Needless to say, It is important to make you completely indestructible before we proceed to the birthday party of the Spawn at Lab North!

Don't give a damn what the sneaky, untustworthy, double-dealing fiends are thinking aloud!

Yes, one of his previous works is standing right behind you.

*Indominus Rex eats the spud*

“See, life will find a way” mutters Ian Malcom.

pdurrant · 06-15-2019, 05:18 AM

A super chicken?

I fear this will not end well.

Except that I will end up with the win.

drjd · 06-15-2019, 06:05 AM

Look Pooh!

What do we see on our monitors! A big lizard eating out our 3D holographic decoy images placed outside the facility! Ha Ha!

Winning safely! Cheerz!

Dylrob · 06-15-2019, 06:57 AM

Don't listen to him Poohbear! It's obvious that he works for a shadowy government Illuminati, bent on conquering the Atlantic Ocean!

Hemmi · 06-15-2019, 10:13 AM

Saturday morning win

Solitaire1 · 06-15-2019, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Hey, we’ve been helping to fend off said lizard’s attacks!

When I have I attacked PoohBear recently? I only wish the best for PoohBear, and I helped him out of various bad situations (such as the removal of spider DNA from his body).

BTW, if PoohBear gets all of the powers of those superheroes, he will also get their weaknesses:

- Superman: Magic, various versions of kryptonite. Plus, he might attract the attention of Mr. Mxyzptlk who would have so much fun with PoohBear.
- Hulk: Well, by consuming so much Guinness he will never become angry enough to be at his strongest. He'd be a mellow Hulk.
- Spider-man: So, he'd have to consent to being part spider. I thought he wanted nothing to do with spiders.
- Wolverine: Despite his popularity, Wolverine isn't very powerful. Plus, if you remove his skeleton he'd start to mutate further and end up as an animal.
- Batman: In order to truly be Batman, PoohBear would have to go through horrifyingly traumatic incidents. The incidents are so traumatic that when they tried to clone Batman and implanted his memories in the clones, just the stress from the memories caused the clones to die.

*Solitaire1 just quietly watches the events happen.*

A Monitor win.

Dylrob · 06-15-2019, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solitaire1

When I have I attacked PoohBear recently? I only wish the best for PoohBear, and I helped him out of various bad situations (such as the removal of spider DNA from his body).

BTW, if PoohBear gets all of the powers of those superheroes, he will also get their weaknesses:

- Superman: Magic, various versions of kryptonite. Plus, he might attract the attention of Mr. Mxyzptlk who would have so much fun with PoohBear.
- Hulk: Well, by consuming so much Guinness he will never become angry enough to be at his strongest. He'd be a mellow Hulk.
- Spider-man: So, he'd have to consent to being part spider. I thought he wanted nothing to do with spiders.
- Wolverine: Despite his popularity, Wolverine isn't very powerful. Plus, if you remove his skeleton he'd start to mutate further and end up as an animal.
- Batman: In order to truly be Batman, PoohBear would have to go through horrifyingly traumatic incidents. The incidents are so traumatic that when they tried to clone Batman and implanted his memories in the clones, just the stress from the memories caused the clones to die.

*Solitaire1 just quietly watches the events happen.*

A Monitor win.

Terry isn’t dead.

Spoiler:

But don’t worry, we can traumatize him...

Hemmi · 06-15-2019, 05:19 PM

Winning again

poohbear_nc · 06-15-2019, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjd

Good morning Dear Poohbear,

Glad your health is constantly improving. You apparently are having good time and enjoying the luxuries of this facility. Today Dr. Woo, a distant cousine of Dr. Who will visit for your health check-up. If he finds you in perfact shape, he will undertake a little surgery to implant some complex nano-chips under your feathers enabling you to mutate into a SuperChicken, and you will gain all the powers of Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, Batman and Wolverine together.

You know, this step is imperrative to make you able to defend yourself in the cruel world full of lizards, cats, dogs, mice and ferrets. The surgery is totally painless, and (possibly) does not have any side effects. Needless to say, It is important to make you completely indestructible before we proceed to the birthday party of the Spawn at Lab North!

Don't give a damn what the sneaky, untustworthy, double-dealing fiends are thinking aloud!

So how is the good Dr. Woo getting inside the house to visit me -- I'm encased in a protective shell. Do you have a transporter beam? Hidden door? Trap door?

Dylrob · 06-15-2019, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

So how is the good Dr. Woo getting inside the house to visit me -- I'm encased in a protective shell. Do you have a transporter beam? Hidden door? Trap door?

Dr Woo is not bothered by such trivial things as walls. He can slip through the 5th dimension.

Hemmi · 06-15-2019, 08:37 PM

Poor Kirby salesman didn't like my vacuum humor.

5thWiggleWife · 06-15-2019, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hemmi

Poor Kirby salesman didn't like my vacuum humor.

Wow that sucks.

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06-14-2019, 09:11 PM	#115291
binaryhermit Grand Sorcerer Posts: 5,732 Karma: 20469902 Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Lockport, IL Device: Kindle PW4, Kindle Paperwhite Signature Edition	winning while exhausted mentally and physically

06-15-2019, 03:46 AM	#115292
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Good morning Dear Poohbear, Glad your health is constantly improving. You apparently are having good time and enjoying the luxuries of this facility. Today Dr. Woo, a distant cousine of Dr. Who will visit for your health check-up. If he finds you in perfact shape, he will undertake a little surgery to implant some complex nano-chips under your feathers enabling you to mutate into a SuperChicken, and you will gain all the powers of Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, Batman and Wolverine together. You know, this step is imperrative to make you able to defend yourself in the cruel world full of lizards, cats, dogs, mice and ferrets. The surgery is totally painless, and (possibly) does not have any side effects. Needless to say, It is important to make you completely indestructible before we proceed to the birthday party of the Spawn at Lab North! Don't give a damn what the sneaky, untustworthy, double-dealing fiends are thinking aloud!

06-15-2019, 03:49 AM	#115293
binaryhermit Grand Sorcerer Posts: 5,732 Karma: 20469902 Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Lockport, IL Device: Kindle PW4, Kindle Paperwhite Signature Edition	Damn, won for 6.5 hours or so. And now I won again. And the grilled chicken was tasty

06-15-2019, 05:18 AM	#115295
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,095 Karma: 315558332 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	A super chicken? I fear this will not end well. Except that I will end up with the win.

06-15-2019, 06:05 AM	#115296
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Look Pooh! What do we see on our monitors! A big lizard eating out our 3D holographic decoy images placed outside the facility! Ha Ha! Winning safely! Cheerz!

06-15-2019, 06:57 AM	#115297
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Don't listen to him Poohbear! It's obvious that he works for a shadowy government Illuminati, bent on conquering the Atlantic Ocean!

06-15-2019, 10:13 AM	#115298
Hemmi Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,668 Karma: 15987608 Join Date: Apr 2015 Device: Sonys, Nooks, Kobo Libra, Forma, Mini, Paperwhite	Saturday morning win

06-15-2019, 05:19 PM	#115301
Hemmi Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,668 Karma: 15987608 Join Date: Apr 2015 Device: Sonys, Nooks, Kobo Libra, Forma, Mini, Paperwhite	Winning again

06-15-2019, 08:37 PM	#115304
Hemmi Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,668 Karma: 15987608 Join Date: Apr 2015 Device: Sonys, Nooks, Kobo Libra, Forma, Mini, Paperwhite	Poor Kirby salesman didn't like my vacuum humor.