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#115081 |
Murderous Mustela
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You know the average lifespan of a chicken is 10-15 years, which would suggest that Poohbear is not of legal drinking age.
*confiscates Guinness * |
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#115082 |
Bah! Humbug!
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This thread has aged me past all reckoning (not to mention my frequent demises and rebirths/recreations) ...
*chicken smacks ferret and regains Guinness* |
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#115083 |
The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Winning with Coke Zero.
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#115084 |
Murderous Mustela
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Ferret in singular... silly chicken...
*other ferret jumps Poohbear and wrestles him to the ground* |
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Samurai Lizard
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Sorry, but no Guinness for you. Each time you have been reborn your age resets to zero, thus you can't be old enough to drink. It will be 21 years before you can have Guinness once again...unless it is Guinness Non-Alcoholic Apple Juice. Disappointed win. |
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#115086 |
Bah! Humbug!
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*enraged chicken swings lizard by his skinny little tail and knocks all ferrets out of this thread*
*chicken then hurls lizard out of this thread* Ahhh .... now to quietly enjoy a tasty Guinness ... or two ... or twenty-two |
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#115087 |
Murderous Mustela
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That's it, you're going to juvie young man!
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#115088 |
Bah! Humbug!
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Don't make me angry by taking away my Guinness!
You won't like me when I get angry .... |
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#115089 |
The Couch Potato
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You can have your good time with Guinness. Let me caress the win.
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Samurai Lizard
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*Solitaire1 invites 100s of spiders into the thread. The spiders have two goals: eat chicken...and drink Guinness.* |
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#115091 |
The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Perhaps the lizard and the ferret need reminding that chickens are the noble descendants of dinosaurs. Tease them at your peril!
I'll just quietly take the win and leave the chicken to his Guinness. |
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#115092 |
I’m a Happy Boy!
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Shhhhh.....I’m winning at the airport.
No lizards, chickens, ferrets or mice in sight. Ahhhhhhh. |
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The Couch Potato
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#115094 |
The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Why is everyone being so quiet?
I win. |
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#115095 |
Murderous Mustela
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