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Old 05-09-2019, 12:35 PM   #114421
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Or we could do this...

Hey GPP, there’s a really fine pair of specs on the mouse!
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Old 05-09-2019, 01:06 PM   #114422
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Old 05-09-2019, 01:27 PM   #114423
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Or we could do this...

Hey GPP, there’s a really fine pair of specs on the mouse!
Luckily, I only wear a monocle. The advanced AI will readily see through the deception, I'm sure.

Winning again.
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Old 05-09-2019, 01:29 PM   #114424
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Luckily, I only wear a monocle. The advanced AI will readily see through the deception, I'm sure.

Winning again.
You are forgetting the first law of cartoon logic: machines like this ALWAYS turn on the one who ordered them!
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Old 05-09-2019, 01:54 PM   #114425
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Argh!!! You're right. I can't get the wretched thing to leave mw alone. I think I have no choice, but to discard my monocle, at least for a while. Perhaps then it will go dormant!

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Old 05-09-2019, 06:11 PM   #114426
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Old 05-09-2019, 06:18 PM   #114427
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Old 05-09-2019, 07:57 PM   #114428
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I was thinking "such a cute little bunny" until I saw the feet. Then I thought "what?!" followed by "freaky!"

I think I will just disregard the feet and admire such a cute little bunny.

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Old 05-09-2019, 08:08 PM   #114429
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The dang Ultra-ACE opened my jar with the diamond glass cutter, but is now chasing me ... seems that its GPP AI has focused on my spectacles' lenses -- and is trying to cut them off me!!!!

I'm blind without my glasses! Make it stop!!! Please!!
I guess I must once again help PoohBear...

*Solitaire1 travels to a local optometrist and obtains a giant pair of glasses. He puts them in the thread. The AI sees the glasses and abandons his quest to render PoohBear glassesless.

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Good news! poohbear_nc has been rescued from the jar. Now he just needs rescuing from the jar opener.....

... perhaps you could try talking to it? The AI does come with GPP (Genuine People Personality).

Winning with interest.
GPP...hmmmm...

*Solitaire1 pulls up the Sirius Cybernetics Website and looks up the options for the AI.*

*Solitaire1 purchases and transmits the GPP into the AI. The GPP he chose is extremely depressed and suicidal.*

*The AI suddenly freezes and then just sits down. He loses all functionality and just says "The world is a dark and lonely place." He starts to fall apart when he doesn't even see a point keeping the parts of his body together. As his brain shuts down, he has his only happy thought: "It is over...thank goodness.*

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Old 05-09-2019, 08:13 PM   #114430
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Old 05-09-2019, 08:41 PM   #114431
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Old 05-09-2019, 09:04 PM   #114432
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Old 05-09-2019, 09:16 PM   #114433
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*slams bucket over chicken and sits on it*
*As the 5th Wiggle Wife sits on the bucket, the bucket slowly begins to collapse due to her weight. PoohBear looks on in horror as the walls of the bucket slowly begin to fall inward.*

Will PoohBear's life come to an end due to a collapsing bucket? Only time will tell.
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Old 05-09-2019, 09:38 PM   #114434
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Old 05-10-2019, 01:14 AM   #114435
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Now, where did I leave my monocle?

AHA!

I found the win!


Now I just need to find my monocle...
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