Silliness Forum Game: Last person to post here wins! - Page 7628

pdurrant · 05-09-2019, 03:28 AM

Many thanks for the birthday wishes.

Now all I need to make my birthday complete is to have the win for the rest of the year too.

I win.

Dylrob · 05-09-2019, 04:41 AM

There is a price to pay for such a wish. A steep price indeed. Not a price paid in money, but in pain. Excruciating pain.

Yes, you must watch every single Adam Sandler movie, back to back and with no distractions or interruptions.

pdurrant · 05-09-2019, 04:44 AM

What a lot of nonsense you speak, Dylrob.

All I need to do to win for the rest of the year is to win for the rest of the year.

library addict · 05-09-2019, 07:16 AM

Friday morning win.

pdurrant · 05-09-2019, 07:18 AM

Thursday afternoon win.

[I'm sure the ACE must have been delivered by now.]

poohbear_nc · 05-09-2019, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdurrant

Friday afternoon win.

[I'm sure the ACE must have been delivered by now.]

*Well, a package was delivered, which opened itself. After a pause, a mechanical hand emerged, picked up my jar, banged it against the ground, muttered "Oh carp", and then repacked itself in the box.*

*After another pause, the package opened itself, attached a pre-paid return address label to itself, and then resealed itself.*

Hemmi · 05-09-2019, 08:17 AM

That's a bad sign

library addict · 05-09-2019, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by library addict

Friday morning win.

Eek! It's not Friday.

It's Thursday.

Clueless win.

pdurrant · 05-09-2019, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

*Well, a package was delivered, which opened itself. After a pause, a mechanical hand emerged, picked up my jar, banged it against the ground, muttered "Oh carp", and then repacked itself in the box.*

*After another pause, the package opened itself, attached a pre-paid return address label to itself, and then resealed itself.*

That's not good. Let's see if there's something else... [FX: flicking through catalogue pages]

Here we are! A self-deploying Ultra-ACE (Automated Chicken Extractor) with GPP AI and diamond glass cutter.

Ultra-express delivery included, so it should be with you within the hour!

Now I need to relax with the win for a bit. These good deeds are tiring.

drjd · 05-09-2019, 08:29 AM

Winning after getting done a successful surgery of Mrs. Potato's thumb. Back to home, on the couch.

pdurrant · 05-09-2019, 08:42 AM

I didn't know those gloved hands were so dexterous. I'm glad to hear it went well.

Winning, just winning.

drjd · 05-09-2019, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdurrant

I didn't know those gloved hands were so dexterous. I'm glad to hear it went well.

Winning, just winning.

Thanks GM. Now she is fine and I might be cooking some garbage food for few days.

Still winning.

poohbear_nc · 05-09-2019, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdurrant

That's not good. Let's see if there's something else... [FX: flicking through catalogue pages]

Here we are! A self-deploying Ultra-ACE (Automated Chicken Extractor) with GPP AI and diamond glass cutter.

Ultra-express delivery included, so it should be with you within the hour!

Now I need to relax with the win for a bit. These good deeds are tiring.

The dang Ultra-ACE opened my jar with the diamond glass cutter, but is now chasing me ... seems that its GPP AI has focused on my spectacles' lenses -- and is trying to cut them off me!!!!

I'm blind without my glasses! Make it stop!!! Please!!

pdurrant · 05-09-2019, 10:38 AM

Good news! poohbear_nc has been rescued from the jar. Now he just needs rescuing from the jar opener.....

... perhaps you could try talking to it? The AI does come with GPP (Genuine People Personality).

Winning with interest.

Dylrob · 05-09-2019, 10:54 AM

Or we could do this...

Hey GPP, there’s a really fine pair of specs on the mouse!

05-09-2019, 07:18 AM	#114410
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,189 Karma: 317184274 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	Thursday afternoon win. [I'm sure the ACE must have been delivered by now.] Last edited by pdurrant; 05-09-2019 at 08:21 AM. Reason: day error

05-09-2019, 10:54 AM	#114420
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Or we could do this... Hey GPP, there’s a really fine pair of specs on the mouse! Last edited by Dylrob; 05-09-2019 at 11:00 AM.

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05-09-2019, 03:28 AM	#114406
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,189 Karma: 317184274 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	Many thanks for the birthday wishes. Now all I need to make my birthday complete is to have the win for the rest of the year too. I win.

05-09-2019, 04:41 AM	#114407
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	There is a price to pay for such a wish. A steep price indeed. Not a price paid in money, but in pain. Excruciating pain. Yes, you must watch every single Adam Sandler movie, back to back and with no distractions or interruptions.

05-09-2019, 04:44 AM	#114408
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,189 Karma: 317184274 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	What a lot of nonsense you speak, Dylrob. All I need to do to win for the rest of the year is to win for the rest of the year.

05-09-2019, 07:16 AM	#114409
library addict Grand Sorcerer Posts: 13,131 Karma: 37197878 Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Device: Nexus 7 2, Samsung Galaxy Tab A 8" (retired=Sony PRS650, Kobo Mini)	Friday morning win.

05-09-2019, 08:17 AM	#114412
Hemmi Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,711 Karma: 15987608 Join Date: Apr 2015 Device: Sonys, Nooks, Kobo Libra, Forma, Mini, Paperwhite	That's a bad sign

05-09-2019, 08:29 AM	#114415
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Winning after getting done a successful surgery of Mrs. Potato's thumb. Back to home, on the couch.

05-09-2019, 08:42 AM	#114416
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,189 Karma: 317184274 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	I didn't know those gloved hands were so dexterous. I'm glad to hear it went well. Winning, just winning.

05-09-2019, 10:38 AM	#114419
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,189 Karma: 317184274 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	Good news! poohbear_nc has been rescued from the jar. Now he just needs rescuing from the jar opener..... ... perhaps you could try talking to it? The AI does come with GPP (Genuine People Personality). Winning with interest.